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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-06, 12:36

I'm about to go do it. I figured you'd all like to know that. (I'll say hi to OTPT before I flush.)
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-01-06, 12:37

It's s necessary component of the work day experience. I make sure I poop at least once per shift
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-01-06, 12:55

Ass Dan wrote:It's s necessary component of the work day experience. I make sure I poop at least once per shift

You work shifts? That sounds cool. Do you work at a 19th century iron foundry or textile mill? The invention of the lightbulb was an amazing thing.
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Post by kingstonlake 2015-01-06, 13:06

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You work shifts? That sounds cool. Do you work at a 19th century iron foundry or textile mill? The invention of the lightbulb was an amazing thing.

You one of those pussies punching a keyboard and scratching your head when you get a flat or toilet gets clogged?

Let me guess, you put an orange in your beer......
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-01-06, 13:20

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You one of those pussies punching a keyboard and scratching your head when you get a flat or toilet gets clogged?

Let me guess, you put an orange in your beer......

Steady on there, don't get your supermarket denim in a twist. And please wash those dirty hands.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-06, 13:44

kingstonlake wrote:
Let me guess, you put an orange in your beer......

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Post by Blanch32 2015-01-06, 14:10

Shifting right now and wondering wtf is wrong with an orange?
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-01-06, 14:30

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You one of those pussies punching a keyboard and scratching your head when you get a flat or toilet gets clogged?

Let me guess, you put an orange in your beer......

Shit just got real.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-01-06, 14:40

An orange in an Oberon is fantastic.
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Post by kingstonlake 2015-01-06, 14:41

Turtleneck wrote:

Shit just got real.

No shit.
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-01-06, 14:41

Blanch32 wrote:Shifting right now and wondering wtf is wrong with an orange?

Common people who like the femmy styles of craft beer do it. I imagine one sees it a lot at Applebees.
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Post by kingstonlake 2015-01-06, 14:47

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:An orange in an Oberon is fantastic.

A brewer at Molson Coors admitted that the addition of an orange slice to Blue Moon was "mostly for attention-getting" when being served. Hey man, I get it. They have a product to sell. I just won't be buying it for my own fridge, not when there are so many other, tastier offerings from smaller craft breweries
http://www.threebakingsheetstothewind.com/2011/03/orange-slice-in-your-beer.html?m=1
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2015-01-06, 14:53

Don't fruit your beer.
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Post by The Pantry 2015-01-06, 14:56

Sat down to take a dump and this thread was at the top of the page Pooping at work........... 55953254

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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-06, 15:00

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:An orange in an Oberon is fantastic.

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Post by InTenSity 2015-01-06, 15:02

The Pantry wrote:Sat down to take a dump and this thread was at the top of the page Pooping at work........... 55953254

Oberon sucks
It sucks now, although its still not a bad beer. It isn't as good as it was in the late 90's early 00's, IMO. I used to search through the 6 packs to pick the bottles that were milky looking, now they are all clear and see through.
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Post by The Pantry 2015-01-06, 15:33

Reminds me. Time to start looking for Hopslam
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Post by Rocinante 2015-01-06, 16:04

Cym Jim wrote:

Steady on there, don't get your supermarket denim in a twist. And please wash those dirty hands.

He wears Faded Glory.
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Post by Blanch32 2015-01-06, 18:14

Cym Jim wrote:

Common people who like the femmy styles of craft beer do it. I imagine one sees it a lot at Applebees.

Obron is on tap at Applebee's? Which one?
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Post by Blanch32 2015-01-06, 18:15

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Don't fruit your beer.

Sincerely,

All miller lite man law drinkers
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-01-06, 18:38

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Sincerely,

All miller lite man law drinkers

Exactly. Won't be taking beer drinking advice who likes his brews at room temp.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-01-07, 01:53

kingstonlake wrote:

http://www.threebakingsheetstothewind.com/2011/03/orange-slice-in-your-beer.html?m=1

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Post by Cameron 2015-01-07, 23:44

Cym Jim wrote:

Common people who like the femmy styles of craft beer do it. I imagine one sees it a lot at Applebees.

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Post by Cym Jim 2015-01-08, 00:05

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Now you're talking. Had a crazy night drinking with Jarvis in Sheffield a long time ago. Ended up getting kicked out of a snooker club and drinking in the hottub at a massage parlor/whorehouse because it was the only place that was open.
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Post by Cameron 2015-01-08, 00:46

Cym Jim wrote:

Now you're talking. Had a crazy night drinking with Jarvis in Sheffield a long time ago. Ended up getting kicked out of a snooker club and drinking in the hottub at a massage parlor/whorehouse because it was the only place that was open.

From everything I've ever heard/read, Jarvis seems like an awesome guy. I'd love to have a few (dozen) drinks with him.
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-01-08, 01:59

Cameron wrote:

From everything I've ever heard/read, Jarvis seems like an awesome guy. I'd love to have a few (dozen) drinks with him.

It's odd. I knew so many strange people that he seemed like one of the normal ones! I'll never forget being taught about Plato's Cave by some very famous people at 3 in the morning in Sefton Park, everyone on acid. It all seems so long ago though.

Have you listened to Jarvis's Wireless Nights? Very low key but nice to fall asleep to: Wireless Nights
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