Jameis Winston is taking the new NCAA unlimited food thing a little too literally.
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Jameis Winston is taking the new NCAA unlimited food thing a little too literally.
Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs at Publix
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SeeRockCity wrote:Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs at Publix
I was just going to post this but my 7-day probation apparently isn't up yet.
At any rate - hilarious.
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Related: Fried soft-shell crabs meuniere
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Retweeted by Ike Reese
J.R. @Fazed_N_Confusd 4m
“@nfldraftscout: Pretty impressive turnaround time on this. RT @MadeByTim: lobs pic.twitter.com/pvX9HtJAwS” @Ike58Reese
J.R. @Fazed_N_Confusd 4m
“@nfldraftscout: Pretty impressive turnaround time on this. RT @MadeByTim: lobs pic.twitter.com/pvX9HtJAwS” @Ike58Reese
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Matt Sussman @suss2hyphens 32m
Jameis Winston insists the shoplifting was consensual
Jameis Winston insists the shoplifting was consensual
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Retweeted by Ike Reese
J.R. @Fazed_N_Confusd 4m
“@nfldraftscout: Pretty impressive turnaround time on this. RT @MadeByTim: lobs pic.twitter.com/pvX9HtJAwS” @Ike58Reese
And this guy just won the internet for the day
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LooseGoose wrote:Matt Sussman @suss2hyphens 32m
Jameis Winston insists the shoplifting was consensual
Also, who the **** shoplifts crab legs?
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After raping some Freshman, you work up an appetite. Nothing goes better with rape then crab legs.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Retweeted by Ike Reese
J.R. @Fazed_N_Confusd 4m
“@nfldraftscout: Pretty impressive turnaround time on this. RT @MadeByTim: lobs pic.twitter.com/pvX9HtJAwS” @Ike58Reese
He took the whole cluster for himself. That's shellfish.
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Suspended from the baseball team. Wonder if there'll be any punishments from the football side... Ah, who am I kidding. This is the south after all.
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This is what happens when your momma throws extra vowels into your name.
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Black people love crab legs. Go to any buffet and you'll see their plates piled high with nothing but crab legs.
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The Lonely Stoner wrote:Suspended from the baseball team. Wonder if there'll be any punishments from the football side... Ah, who am I kidding. This is the south after all.
He will be dealing with a family matter in 4 years.
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WOTS is the crab didn't say noLooseGoose wrote:Matt Sussman @suss2hyphens 32m
Jameis Winston insists the shoplifting was consensual
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