Did we make Dan K an offer?

Did we even know he was looking?

Maybe he had a no compete clause.

I am willing to offer five. Five cacti.

I think we should have... I'm all for knowing what a pimply-faced 16 year old kid in Dayton, Ohio bench presses..

Dan doesn't really do recruiting.

Rocinante wrote:Dan doesn't really do recruiting.

really? that's too bad.. what does he do?

or what did he do?

He would do actual stories. Like... Almost journalism.

Rocinante wrote:He would do actual stories. Like... Almost journalism.

oh.. well he's really missing out.

Someone should invite Dan over to the swill...

Dan if you are reading this and if you have a pair show your face here. We all just want to talk some 'crootin!

Rocinante wrote:Dan doesn't really do recruiting.

What would ya say you actually do here, dan?

steveschneider wrote:Someone should invite Dan over to the swill...

Dan if you are reading this and if you have a pair show your face here. We all just want to talk some 'crootin!

someone invited him in the other thread.. we know he's reading us - otherwise he wouldn't feel the need to include us in his departure manifesto..

come on over, dude.. we're a much more friendly bunch than the other place.. you get to actually voice your opinions here..

We can offer a special badge, custom smilie, and his own Swill Blog.

BTW...if anyone has some actual writing skills & the desire to work for free, we do have the ability to setup blogs here at tSwill.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
someone invited him in the other thread.. we know he's reading us - otherwise he wouldn't feel the need to include us in his departure manifesto..

come on over, dude.. we're a much more friendly bunch than the other place.. you get to actually voice your opinions here..

Before we invite him, we need his 40 time. This place isn't for every jerk that wants to post. There are some qualifications. Have we even verified his net worth?

Heat Miser wrote:We can offer a special badge, custom smilie, and his own Swill Blog.

BTW...if anyone has some actual writing skills & the desire to work for free, we do have the ability to setup blogs here at tSwill.

Turtleneck wrote:


Before we invite him, we need his 40 time. This place isn't for every jerk that wants to post. There are some qualifications. Have we even verified his net worth?

it's a valid point..

I knew you were our recruiting coordinator for a reason.

I am going to a posting combine in Seattle in May. I think we will be able to recruit some new posters then. 2015 is a deep class. I think a lot of posters at the combine will be attracted to the Swill's growth potential, and will want to be a part of something new instead of something old.

Turtleneck wrote:I am going to a posting combine in Seattle in May. I think we will be able to recruit some new posters then. 2015 is a deep class. I think a lot of posters at the combine will be attracted to the Swill's growth potential, and will want to be a part of something new instead of something old.

So we're selling hope right now rather than results?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:someone invited him in the other thread.. we know he's reading us - otherwise he wouldn't feel the need to include us in his departure manifesto..

come on over, dude.. we're a much more friendly bunch than the other place.. you get to actually voice your opinions here..

We are the Delta Tau Chi of the MSU message board world.

steveschneider wrote:


We are the Delta Tau Chi of the MSU message board world.

I'll be Boon..

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

steveschneider wrote:


We are the Delta Tau Chi of the MSU message board world.

I'll be Boon..

No...you're Stork.

Heat Miser wrote:

No...you're Stork.

"well what the hell we s'possed to do, ya mo-ron"?

(did I get the part?)

Trevor is Dean Vernon Wormer,

Dan is Greg Marmalard.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:

No...you're Stork.

"well what the hell we s'possed to do, ya mo-ron"?

(did I get the part?)

Good job Stork.

Heat Miser wrote:

Good job Stork.

Make him an offer he can't refuse.

Nigel kind of strikes me as a Greg Marmalard-type guy.. (yes, I realize that he wasn't a Delta Tau Chi)

Turtleneck could be Hoover.. The Dude is D-Day

Now that he is moving on up in the world and making real money, we need to invite him to join our ponzi scheme gambling group!

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Nigel kind of strikes me as a Greg Marmalard-type guy.. (yes, I realize that he wasn't a Delta Tau Chi)

Turtleneck could be Hoover.. The Dude is D-Day

Perhaps he's Niedermeyer. As Wormer put it he's a sneaky little shit just like Greg.

steveschneider wrote:


Perhaps he's Niedermeyer. As Wormer put it he's a sneaky little shit just like Greg.

good point. Nice catch, dude.

Robert J Sakimano wrote: The Dude is D-Day

Heat Miser wrote:We can offer a special badge, custom smilie, and his own Swill Blog.

BTW...if anyone has some actual writing skills & the desire to work for free, we do have the ability to setup blogs here at tSwill.

Can I get a cut of the ad revenue?

Blanch32 wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:We can offer a special badge, custom smilie, and his own Swill Blog.

BTW...if anyone has some actual writing skills & the desire to work for free, we do have the ability to setup blogs here at tSwill.

Can I get a cut of the ad revenue?

tSwill is ad-free, so no, but your incoherent ramblings might make an interesting blog for linguists to practice their deciphering skills.

Heat Miser wrote:

tSwill is ad-free, so no, but your incoherent ramblings might make an interesting blog for linguists to practice their deciphering skills.

Seconded.

We should give ghost his own blog. To tell his fascinating stories.

NigelUno wrote:We should give ghost his own blog. To tell his fascinating stories.

Only if the blog replaces his actual posts.

NigelUno wrote:We should give ghost his own blog. To tell his fascinating stories.

Fuck. NO

Heat Miser wrote:

tSwill is ad-free, so no, but your incoherent ramblings might make an interesting blog for linguists to practice their deciphering skills.

Can the blog portion generate ad revenue? How out a podcast? Can I make bank on that? You'd get your cut too.

Blanch32 wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:

tSwill is ad-free, so no, but your incoherent ramblings might make an interesting blog for linguists to practice their deciphering skills.

Can the blog portion generate ad revenue? How out a podcast? Can I make bank on that? You'd get your cut too.

Can you speak any better than you type?

Heat Miser wrote:

Can you speak any better than you type?

Tell him the blog generates millions for prime time posters but only if they keep their content exclusive to the blog.