GUESS WHAT, BITCHEZ????? I'M DIVORCED!!!!!
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GUESS WHAT, BITCHEZ????? I'M DIVORCED!!!!!
IT IS A TIME OF REJOICING!!!!!!
I MIGHT GET DRUNK, BITCHEZ!!!!!!! WOOP WOOP!!!!
I MIGHT GET DRUNK, BITCHEZ!!!!!!! WOOP WOOP!!!!
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SpartanInNH- Geronte
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Re: GUESS WHAT, BITCHEZ????? I'M DIVORCED!!!!!
Half your money is gone!
pulling69- Geronte
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pulling69 wrote:Half your money is gone!
AND HAPPY TO PAY IT, SON! WOOP WOOP!
SpartanInNH- Geronte
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pics of ex-wife or didn't happen
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Green Note wrote:pics of ex-wife or didn't happen
SpartanInNH- Geronte
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Well, this is all kind of out of the blue. Sounds like congrats are in order.
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Congrats! Hope no kids are involved
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beal99- Geronte
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Re: GUESS WHAT, BITCHEZ????? I'M DIVORCED!!!!!
Never came close but neither of us "dated" after we were married and there was never any competition / interference from either side of the in-laws.
My father was married / divorced once before meeting my mother. My mother passed at 51 almost 25 years after their wedding. We're at the funeral home receiving visitors when my dad's uncle who had to be pushing 90 at the time walks up to my father and says, "You picked a good one the second time. That first wife of yours was a heller."
I hope you move on and if you have a second chance you'll be as fortunate.
My father was married / divorced once before meeting my mother. My mother passed at 51 almost 25 years after their wedding. We're at the funeral home receiving visitors when my dad's uncle who had to be pushing 90 at the time walks up to my father and says, "You picked a good one the second time. That first wife of yours was a heller."
I hope you move on and if you have a second chance you'll be as fortunate.
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beal99 wrote:Sorry you couldn't make a relationship work
The upside is that he can hang out with Blanch now.
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LooseGoose wrote:
The upside is that he can hang out with Blanch now.
Sup. BTW this new tinder swipe quota is a bitch
Blanch32- Geronte
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How long were you married for? Congrats though...life is too short to be miserable.
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Congrats dude! Go fuck everything.
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Congrats, NH. You staying up that way or going to get a fresh start?
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Congrats dude! Get back in there
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Blanch32 wrote:
Sup. BTW this new tinder swipe quota is a bitch
Yessir it is. 12 fucking hours? Srsly?
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Yessir it is. 12 fucking hours? Srsly?
I get it if you wanted to limit the # of msgs or # of pics or do overs, but swipes doesn't cost them anything. And $20 a month is total bs since you only get so much info...
Blanch32- Geronte
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Me too. For about two years. She was a pretty awesome check though, we just couldn't work it out. On the upside, I get way more tail now.
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Green Note wrote:pics of ex-wife or didn't happen
Now that they're divorced, don't you mean "naked compromising pics of ex-wife"?
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Re: GUESS WHAT, BITCHEZ????? I'M DIVORCED!!!!!
Maybe they're already posted at r/gonewild
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I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.The Pantry wrote:Congrats! Hope no kids are involved
Sincerely,
Fo r bin
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Congrats!
Got any snatch in the works? Or during the divorce process? Good luck buddy. Happy fvcking!
Got any snatch in the works? Or during the divorce process? Good luck buddy. Happy fvcking!
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Congrats.
The old joke is why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth every penny.
The old joke is why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth every penny.
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Re: GUESS WHAT, BITCHEZ????? I'M DIVORCED!!!!!
I don't know who that is, but I would like to touch her naked body.
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Re: GUESS WHAT, BITCHEZ????? I'M DIVORCED!!!!!
The board isn't letting me quote or edit from mobile today, but I was referring to the lady with the glorious underboobage posted by LooseGoose.
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tGreenWay wrote:I don't know who that is, but I would like to touch her naked body.
If have often said the same thing about you.
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tGreenWay wrote:The board isn't letting me quote or edit from mobile today, but I was referring to the lady with the glorious underboobage posted by LooseGoose.
I assumed you were talking about Rodney Dangerfield.
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Turtleneck wrote:
If have often said the same thing about you.
How many times do I have to say YES! before you make a move?
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Turtleneck wrote:
I assumed you were talking about Rodney Dangerfield.
I can understand the confusion. Rodney had a great rack, too.
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You have to look me in the eyes when you say it...and you should be holding a lemon pound cake, too.
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Turtleneck wrote:You have to look me in the eyes when you say it...and you should be holding a lemon pound cake, too.
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PM me her number pls, she's probably randy as hell right now.
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at the back-and-forth ITT. And thank you, one and all, it was a very good thing, and a VERY long time in coming, for reasons that surpass understanding.
Glad, oh, so glad, to be single again. Thank God.
Glad, oh, so glad, to be single again. Thank God.
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You seem genuinely happy, that's a good thing.
What does her twat taste like.
What does her twat taste like.
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Brock Middlebrook wrote:You seem genuinely happy, that's a good thing.
What does her twat taste like.
Alaskan Salmon and Red Raspberry Jam.
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