I am in desperate need of some drinking motivation!

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 17:19

I have only been able to choke down 1.5 Miller Lite pints today (my "session", aka, "pounding" beer of choice.... started at 1:30). I need motivation. Pour some shame on me. Hate on me. Call me names. Or maybe you can build me up and help get me through this. Offer well wishes, or type out some of your favorite motivational quotes. I need to get my butt in gear for the love of money.

For some reason I can not get this going today, and I would really like to put a couple down and kick back an enjoy some games tonight. What do you do when you are having trouble priming the pump? Disclosure/caveat: I have no booze in the house, and I'm hoping to be taking a drug test some time next week pending a job offer I'm expecting on Monday.

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Frustrated and Soberly Yours,

tTy

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-03-21, 17:27

tTy, give up drinking. Your life will be better for it.

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 17:34

Nobody likes a quitter, Bee...

Serious question, have you ever really drank very much at any period in your life?

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-03-21, 17:43

tTy wrote:Nobody likes a quitter, Bee...

Serious question, have you ever really drank very much at any period in your life?

Yes I did. As in borderline alkie.

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 17:45

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Yes I did. As in borderline alkie.

No kiddin? How long sober now?

by **Snake Plissken** 2015-03-21, 17:46

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Yes I did. As in borderline alkie.

So even then you couldn't fully commit.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-03-21, 17:46

The surefire way for me to generate a thirst for beer is yard work. Or watching Spartan sports. Or it being any day of the week ending in "y."

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-03-21, 17:46

tTy wrote:

No kiddin? How long sober now?

21 years

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 17:48

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

21 years

That's cool. I am in desperate need of some drinking motivation! 1486952199

Seriously...

OK, now could you kindly knock off the #Buzzkill right now? I'm trying to do work.

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-03-21, 17:49

tTy wrote:

That's cool. Seriously...

OK, now could you kindly knock off the #Buzzkill right now? I'm trying to do work.

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OK. I'll stop preaching

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 17:50

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

OK. I'll stop preaching

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by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-03-21, 17:51

I want to know more but I won't pry.

At any rate, Ty, if you've only had ~ 24 oz, hop your ass in the car and go get a pint of bourbon.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-03-21, 17:54

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

OK. I'll stop preaching

That will never happen. I am in desperate need of some drinking motivation! 502811600

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 17:56

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I want to know more but I won't pry.

At any rate, Ty, if you've only had ~ 24 oz, hop your ass in the car and go get a pint of bourbon.

Nah, it's comin' to me now.... I'm putting down #3 pretty nice here and have 14 more out in the garage. Besides, a fif would = pissed off wife and marathon VIP casino run tonight stopping only at max out or complete disaster.

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 18:18

Game on. #4 is popped, #5, yer on deck motherfucker.

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 19:16

#5 popped. I was forced to clean up the kitchen and start dinner though, so I was busy with lyfe instead of what is really important. Hoops, drinking, gamboling, and chattin online with dudes.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-03-21, 19:19

tTy wrote:#5 popped. I was forced to clean up the kitchen and start dinner though, so I was busy with lyfe instead of what is really important. Hoops, drinking, gamboling, and chattin online with dudes.

You should definitely open up that little hole on the top of the Miller lite can for quicker pouring.

Seriously though, what's the point of those things? Like, "I need to drink this fast because I have to be at work in 15 minutes. But not like shotgun fast because I might spill some on my tie but still fast."

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 19:22

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
You should definitely open up that little hole on the top of the Miller lite can for quicker pouring.

Seriously though, what's the point of those things? Like, "I need to drink this fast because I have to be at work in 15 minutes. But not like shotgun fast because I might spill some on my tie but still fast."

Drinking the big mouf pints. Also, ML has a higher booze content than most light beers.... Also, my homebrew kegs are empty, so I stopped at the store. GET OFF ME!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-03-21, 19:32

tTy wrote:

Drinking the big mouf pints. Also, ML has a higher booze content than most light beers.... Also, my homebrew kegs are empty, so I stopped at the store. GET OFF ME!

Do the kegs come with a little tab at the top that you can pop open if you need to drink it faster?

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 19:38

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Do the kegs come with a little tab at the top that you can pop open if you need to drink it faster?

No. They are 1/6 bbl cornelius kegs.... And I suck for letting them run dry with no backup ready to put in em....

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-03-21, 19:39

tTy wrote:

No. They are 1/6 bbl cornelius kegs.... And I suck for letting them run dry with no backup ready to put in em....

You're a disappointment and you should be ashamed

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 19:43

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
You're a disappointment and you should be ashamed

Oh, don't I know it.... I've been under a lot of stress lately, but it's all good now, so, I got that going for me. At least I think it's all good now...

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 22:31

#9 almost toast. #10 is dead to rights....

by **GirbaudJeans** 2015-03-21, 22:41

Tried to watch a movie with my 3 year old and she asked no less than 1000 questions. After questions number 12 I went from beer to bourbon. Things are going well

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 22:43

GirbaudJeans wrote:Tried to watch a movie with my 3 year old and she asked no less than 1000 questions. After questions number 12 I went from beer to bourbon. Things are going well

Where the fuck is my vehicle?

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-03-21, 22:52

I'm on #6 or 7 or 8 who knows. Feels good man.

by **tTy** 2015-03-21, 22:54

I miss MCA.

by **Cameron** 2015-03-22, 00:06

Light/Lite beer is for pussies. Switch to something-Ice, you'll be happier.

by **tTy** 2015-03-22, 00:10

Cameron wrote:Light/Lite beer is for pussies. Switch to something-Ice, you'll be happier.

I've prolly already drank more beer than you ever will in your life, so I'll cut you some slack for just not knowing any better. As for ice beer, fuck that shit. If I'm going to have a high gravity HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE ND SLAP THE EVER LOVIN MOTHER FUCK OUT OF THAT THREE BALL THAT WOULD HAVE COST ME 1800 HAD IT GONE IN? lmao...... where was I?

by **Cameron** 2015-03-22, 00:21

tTy wrote:

I've prolly already drank more beer than you ever will in your life, so I'll cut you some slack for just not knowing any better. As for ice beer, fuck that shit. If I'm going to have a high gravity HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE ND SLAP THE EVER LOVIN MOTHER FUCK OUT OF THAT THREE BALL THAT WOULD HAVE COST ME 1800 HAD IT GONE IN? lmao...... where was I?

You were about to spout off some shit about how drinking light beer is okay even if you don't have a vagina. It's okay that you didn't finish, I don't want to hear it. Light beer is for human beings who suck cock.

by **GirbaudJeans** 2015-03-22, 00:44

tTy wrote:

Where the fuck is my vehicle?

I just assumed you picked it up weeks ago. It's been sitting in front of my house with 2 cases of Miller Light in the back. Wtf...the keys are in the ignition.

by **tTy** 2015-03-22, 00:54

GirbaudJeans wrote:

I just assumed you picked it up weeks ago. It's been sitting in front of my house with 2 cases of Miller Light in the back. Wtf...the keys are in the ignition.

The agreement was that you were to drop it off in Traverse City, motherfucker.... Did you forget that I, personally, negotiated the out on your lease via twitter terrorism? WTF dick?

by **tTy** 2015-03-22, 00:55

Cameron wrote:

You were about to spout off some shit about how drinking light beer is okay even if you don't have a vagina. It's okay that you didn't finish, I don't want to hear it. Light beer is for human beings who suck cock.

Child, you need to refine your game before I play with you. Go back to skewl.

by **Cameron** 2015-03-22, 01:00

tTy wrote:

Child, you need to refine your game before I play with you. Go back to skewl.

You're the one drinking lite beer. Why half ass it? Get yourself some Miller 64 and go crazy, you party animal.

by **tTy** 2015-03-22, 01:16

Cameron wrote:

You're the one drinking lite beer. Why half ass it? Get yourself some Miller 64 and go crazy, you party animal.

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by **Cameron** 2015-03-22, 01:54

tTy wrote:

Buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnn........................................................

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by **tTy** 2015-03-22, 02:09

Cameron wrote:

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I'm not real sure how you kids play this game, am I close?

by **tTy** 2015-03-22, 02:33

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I don't even get these. Are they supposed to be funny?

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There are literally millions of these. None of them are worth a fuck. This entire generation of internet snobs is made up of lazy ass dipshits who couldn't carry SSPMs jockstrap if they had a rock truck and a backhoe to load it up in. Fucking disgusting.

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Jesus! Terrible!

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS, CAMERON, AND LEARN HOW TO DISRESPECT SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IN YOUR OWN FUCKING WORDS! STOP GOOGLING YOUR FUCKING CUTDOWNS, AND BE A FUCKING MAN, YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT! JESUS! HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF FUCKING RESPECT FOR FUCKS SAKE!

fucking embarrassing....

by WCSparty 2015-03-22, 02:36

Drink a beer and calm down

by **tTy** 2015-03-22, 02:38

Also, update: I'm still up. Still drinking. Trying to stay up for the Roosters Match, or Game, or whatever they call it over there, that I have like 2 grand on, so that I can follow it on the internet.

I'd put a super hilarious Gene Wilder meme up here, except for the fact that there are none in actual existence. Sorry..... (PSA: Please google "stupid ass gene wilder cutdown meme" if you wanna see one. There is literally billions of them...)

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