tOfficial Crazy MSU Stories Thread

[I Still Hate Weber State]

OK so I posted about my Godfather DVD set getting stolen in another thread and it reminded me of something else that happened when I was at MSU. So, feel free to post your crazy/ridiculous MSU stories ITT. Here is one of mine:

Me and 5 buddies moved into a house at the beginning of our Sophomore year and had a party during Welcome Week. I had won a mini Weber charcoal grill a couple years earlier and we were using it that night behind our house. Anyway, the party was pretty big and there were plenty of people there that we didn't know all that well. The next day we walk out the front door and see a piece of paper sticking out of our mailbox. I pull it out and it reads "Thanks for the grill. - Jerome and Jeff". We didn't really understand at first but then thought to check behind the house. Sure enough, my grill was gone. We wracked our brains trying to think if we knew two people named Jerome and Jeff. We finally figured out that they we remember two guys coming with a group of girls we knew so we called them and they told us that Jerome was the boyfriend of one of their friends that was visiting. They told her about it and she said she would ask Jerome to return it. Sure enough, we never heard anything about it again despite trying to get a hold of the girl through her friends a couple more times.

Fast forward to our Senior year and a party at the aforementioned girls' house. We see their visiting friend and ask her WTF. She says, "Actually both Jerome and Jeff came here with me, they're outside." Oh OK, it's on now. Me and my roommate walk out there and see the two of them. We walk right up and to them and the conversation goes like this:

Me: "Hey guys, where the **** is the grill you stole from us?"
Jerome (who is like 6'5 280): "What?"
Me: "Two years ago you stole my grill and left a note in our mailbox."
Jerome: "Oh yeah. I forgot about that. We said thank you didn't we?"
Me: Blank stare.
My roommate: Dying laughing.
Jeff: "Yeah I guess that was pretty shitty. Want $20?"
Me: "Umm...OK."
Jerome: "OK sweet. Want to bong a beer?"
Beer bonging ensues.
Jerome proceeds to tell us that they had taken a whole bunch of shit that night and didn't remember that they had done it until the next day. At that point they figured they would never see us again and that it was a pretty sweet little grill so they were just going to keep it. They lost it at some point in the last 2 years and had forgotten about the whole thing until now. He said his girlfriend never even asked him about it. Bitch

[Cosmo_Kramer]

Friend worked at Kellogg and got off late one Saturday night after a wedding reception. We picked up a bottle of Smirnoff around 11:30 and went shot-for-shot until the bottle was empty like an hour later. We were bombed.

We go outside and there's a bunch of people smoking (in Cedar Village). Four guys come up to us and ask if we had bud, and we did. So, our drunk asses invited them inside to my friend's apartment.

We chilled with the guys, had a good time. And my friend and I hit another level, and everything seemed slow motion. Then all the sudden two guys -- there were only two guys in one of the rooms -- said they were peacing out. My friend and I then realized that two guys were missing for a while, and we came out and his XBOX and controllers were stolen, a couple games too.

So, my friend calls the good ole ELPD. The police show up around 1:30 and piund on the door. The place reeks, we are fucked up. We look at each other and my friend said, "I'm not answering it." I'm like, "Why the **** did you call?!" The cop keeps pounding and he said, "I can hear voices, open the door." My friend said he was going to shut the lights off and pretend he was asleep, I said that was a horrible decision.

So, he opens the door and the cop looks at us and we are FUBAR. The cop asks what's going on and my friend said he was real drunk and that it was a false alarm. The cop ended up leaving a couple minutes later, and we stared at the spot where the XBOX used to be before we passed out cold.

ADVICE: Don't let strange dudes into your place if you are FUBAR.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

These are some riveting tales.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

One time I was walking to Spartan Stadium from the tennis courts and woke up in a hospital bed in Spartan Stadium.

[Rocinante]

I like the stories.

[NigelUno]

One time I was walking to Spartan Stadium from the tennis courts and woke up in a hospital bed in Spartan Stadium.

There's a hospital in Spartan Stadium?

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

One time I was walking to Spartan Stadium from the tennis courts and woke up in a hospital bed in Spartan Stadium.

There's a hospital in Spartan Stadium?

It was like a make shift drunk tank. I had no idea that it was there. Woke up, looked around, and got the hell out of there. There was like 20 other beds filled with people also.

[Rocinante]

There's a hospital in Spartan Stadium?

It was like a make shift drunk tank. I had no idea that it was there. Woke up, looked around, and got the hell out of there. There was like 20 other beds filled with people also.

You should probably check at the base of your neck for a small lump where they implanted your tracking device.

[DWags]

There's a hospital in Spartan Stadium?

It was like a make shift drunk tank. I had no idea that it was there. Woke up, looked around, and got the hell out of there. There was like 20 other beds filled with people also.

Did you happen to notice if Bill Cosby was around?

[SpartanInNH]

One time I was walking to Spartan Stadium from the tennis courts and woke up in a hospital bed in Spartan Stadium.

Okay, there is more to this fucking story than that. Cosmo and Weber State showed you how it's done. Pony up, or go home.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

One time I was walking to Spartan Stadium from the tennis courts and woke up in a hospital bed in Spartan Stadium.

Okay, there is more to this fucking story than that. Cosmo and Weber State showed you how it's done. Pony up, or go home.

I'm on mobile and it's 10am. Those stories weren't even very good they were just detailed.

I don't know man, I was playing drinking games at the tennis courts before a Eastern Michigan game and shit next thing you know I'm next to some huge guy passed out. I wasn't asking questions so I get up and leave, get home, pass out on the couch and wake up later that night.

Told my friends "I think I spoke to an authority figure or something today" when I woke up.. Then I piece it all together as I come back to life, remembering that cement drunk tank. I puke on our living room floor and watched the night games.

God, I'm an asshole.

[NigelUno]

There's a hospital in Spartan Stadium?

It was like a make shift drunk tank. I had no idea that it was there. Woke up, looked around, and got the hell out of there. There was like 20 other beds filled with people also.

You are why people can't have fun at tailgates. You can't handle your liquor.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

It was like a make shift drunk tank. I had no idea that it was there. Woke up, looked around, and got the hell out of there. There was like 20 other beds filled with people also.

You are why people can't have fun at tailgates. You can't handle your liquor.

One game, sue me. Worse things will and have happened.

[DWags]

Okay, there is more to this fucking story than that. Cosmo and Weber State showed you how it's done. Pony up, or go home.

I'm on mobile and it's 10am. Those stories weren't even very good they were just detailed.

I don't know man, I was playing drinking games at the tennis courts before a Eastern Michigan game and shit next thing you know I'm next to some huge guy passed out. I wasn't asking questions so I get up and leave, get home, pass out on the couch and wake up later that night.

Told my friends "I think I spoke to an authority figure or something today" when I woke up.. Then I piece it all together as I come back to life, remembering that cement drunk tank. I puke on our living room floor and watched the night games.

God, I'm an asshole.

Sounds pretty fun actually. We've all been there once or twice. Did you say "I'm never drinking again" as you puked?

[DWags]

I helped bury Jimmy Hoffa by Munm.

[SpartanInNH]

Okay, there is more to this fucking story than that. Cosmo and Weber State showed you how it's done. Pony up, or go home.

I'm on mobile and it's 10am. Those stories weren't even very good they were just detailed.

I don't know man, I was playing drinking games at the tennis courts before a Eastern Michigan game and shit next thing you know I'm next to some huge guy passed out. I wasn't asking questions so I get up and leave, get home, pass out on the couch and wake up later that night.

Told my friends "I think I spoke to an authority figure or something today" when I woke up.. Then I piece it all together as I come back to life, remembering that cement drunk tank. I puke on our living room floor and watched the night games.

God, I'm an asshole.

That's better.

[Sponsored content]