"I think I'm pregnant"

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:42 am

So how have you guys dealt with this in the past? Is the only solution Maury?

by Marc Summers Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:46 am

Have you been busting unprotected nuts into her?

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:55 am

Marc Summers wrote:Have you been busting unprotected nuts into her?

Her? Try basically every woman. My penis needs air not suffocation

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:01 am

Leftover enchilada roll up today. Can't decide if guacamole makes sense.

by **NigelUno** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:11 am

kingstonlake wrote:Leftover enchilada roll up today. Can't decide if guacamole makes sense.

Is it leftover guac too?

by Brock Middlebrook Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:11 am

Dudes can't get pregnant

by HT Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:20 am

Yeah, she was late and she ended up not being pregnant and it was a huge sigh of relief.

Have fun.

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:39 am

kingstonlake wrote:Leftover enchilada roll up today. Can't decide if guacamole makes sense.

Personally, I think this is a horrible response to tell a woman, but it should get kudos from your crush, nigel

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:42 am

NigelUno wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Leftover enchilada roll up today. Can't decide if guacamole makes sense.

Is it leftover guac too?

Never.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:44 am

Blanch32 wrote:So how have you guys dealt with this in the past? Is the only solution Maury?

you have a talking dog?

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:47 am

Blanch32 wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Leftover enchilada roll up today. Can't decide if guacamole makes sense.

Personally, I think this is a horrible response to tell a woman, but it should get kudos from your crush, nigel

If two guys recognizing idiocy constitutes a crush, this board is a rainbow factory.

by **Giant Moose** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:24 am

Congrats, blanch! You will make a great father.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:25 am

Blanch32 wrote:
Marc Summers wrote:Have you been busting unprotected nuts into her?

Her? Try basically every woman. My penis needs air not suffocation

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:43 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:So how have you guys dealt with this in the past? Is the only solution Maury?
you have a talking dog?

Women are not possessions Bob. You should know this

by **Rocinante** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:45 am

Can we have a contest to name your kid?

by **Nommad2** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:47 am

Thinking Jimmy John's fo lunch today

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:50 am

Rocinante wrote:Can we have a contest to name your kid?

Blanch Michael Garland.

by **Giant Moose** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:52 am

He should name his kid Jimmy John since that's what people generally post in his threads.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:54 am

Giant Moose wrote:He should name his kid Jimmy John since that's what people generally post in his threads.

Jimmy John Little Caesar Charlie Kang Burger King McDonalds Subway

for short, they could just call him "lunch".

by **NigelUno** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:05 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:He should name his kid Jimmy John since that's what people generally post in his threads.
Jimmy John Little Caesar Charlie Kang Burger King McDonalds Subway

for short, they could just call him "lunch".

blanch + lunch = blunch

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:06 am

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Jimmy John Little Caesar Charlie Kang Burger King McDonalds Subway

for short, they could just call him "lunch".

blanch + lunch = blunch

Aw man, I gotta go crap out my blunch.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:08 am

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Jimmy John Little Caesar Charlie Kang Burger King McDonalds Subway

for short, they could just call him "lunch".

blanch + lunch = blunch

Crush aside, that was funny.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:09 am

Anything but Denzel. Poor kid doesn't deserve to be told everyday he "just doesn't have to make it at this level".

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:10 am

Giant Moose wrote:Congrats, blanch! You will make a great father.

Thx!

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:12 am

Rocinante wrote:Can we have a contest to name your kid?

Sure as long as you tweet it out!

by **NigelUno** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:14 am

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:18 am

kingstonlake wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Personally, I think this is a horrible response to tell a woman, but it should get kudos from your crush, nigel

If two guys recognizing idiocy constitutes a crush, this board is a rainbow factory.

Nigel posts enough for a rainbow party, you on the other hand, need to step it up!

by **duffy munn** Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:03 pm

We can only hope you are making this up or it's a false alarm. Not that I think you will step and take responsibility but if that kid is yours it's pretty much fucked.

Especially if it's a girl. She will be someones slam piece before her 14th birthday.

by **Giant Moose** Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:19 pm

duffy munn wrote:We can only hope you are making this up or it's a false alarm. Not that I think you will step and take responsibility but if that kid is yours it's pretty much fucked.

Especially if it's a girl. She will be someones slam piece before her 14th birthday.

If it is true, you come off as a huge dick. But what's new?

by HT Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:34 pm

On a serious note, without it being confirmed that she's pregnant, how do you feel about the idea of being a father?

I was so scared when I dealt with a pregnancy scare. I did not feel like I'd possibly be ready for a kid and was hoping like hell my GF at the time wasn't pregnant, and I guess I'm wondering how you're feeling about your situation.

by Marc Summers Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:11 pm

$10 says that Blanch's daughter gives her first blowjob before I even get married.

by **Blanch32** Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:09 pm

HT wrote:On a serious note, without it being confirmed that she's pregnant, how do you feel about the idea of being a father?

I was so scared when I dealt with a pregnancy scare. I did not feel like I'd possibly be ready for a kid and was hoping like hell my GF at the time wasn't pregnant, and I guess I'm wondering how you're feeling about your situation.

I honestly feel like an episode of jerry and this is merely a ruse to keep me around longer....

by **AMwood** Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:53 pm

if i were you i'd be pretty pissed. do you know who knocked her up?

by MSU addict Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:35 pm

Two thoughts:

1) I am hungry.

2) How does one "think" they are pregnant in contemporary American society. Even a dollar store pregnancy test is essentially 100% accurate.

by **InTenSity** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:44 pm

MSU addict wrote:Two thoughts:

1) I am hungry.

2) How does one "think" they are pregnant in contemporary American society. Even a dollar store pregnancy test is essentially 100% accurate.

OP's just trying to get discussion going. I thought it would be pretty interesting if him and Nucky had their own conversation, but that died pretty quick.

by **Snake Plissken** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:45 pm

AMwood wrote:if i were you i'd be pretty pissed. do you know who knocked her up?

by HT Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:53 pm

MSU addict wrote:
2) How does one "think" they are pregnant in contemporary American society. Even a dollar store pregnancy test is essentially 100% accurate.

She is late, but not late enough that an OTC pregnancy test is effective. Either that or she just feels off and thinks something's up (like she knew she missed taking the pill but didn't tell you when you guys did it without a condom and thinks she's pregnant because of it).

by **Motown Spartan** Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:25 am

Blanch32 wrote:
HT wrote:On a serious note, without it being confirmed that she's pregnant, how do you feel about the idea of being a father?

I was so scared when I dealt with a pregnancy scare. I did not feel like I'd possibly be ready for a kid and was hoping like hell my GF at the time wasn't pregnant, and I guess I'm wondering how you're feeling about your situation.

I honestly feel like an episode of jerry and this is merely a ruse to keep me around longer....

Who the fuck would want to keep you around longer?

by **Cym Jim** Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:36 am

Should have washed your fingers.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:00 am

AMwood wrote:if i were you i'd be pretty pissed. do you know who knocked her up?

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