Re: "I think I'm pregnant"

by **Blanch32** 2015-04-30, 10:11

Motown Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

I honestly feel like an episode of jerry and this is merely a ruse to keep me around longer....

Who the fuck would want to keep you around longer?

Enough slam pieces. I lay the wood

by **Blanch32** 2015-04-30, 10:11

Cym Jim wrote:Should have washed your fingers.

Lol

by **DroppedByADime** 2015-04-30, 11:06

" it's time to visit your daddy... We are going to his friends garage where he rents out his room, dear...he's probably drunk again and you need to remember to ignore the words he uses..but he's still your daddy".

by **Rocinante** 2015-04-30, 11:29

The funny thing is I just went through a scare with my girlfriend, but she was just super late. She's usually regular as my 10AM BM, so I'm still a little concerned about her.

Anyway... no brats coming my way.

Mmmmmm... bratwurst.

by Marc Summers 2015-04-30, 13:18

Motown Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

I honestly feel like an episode of jerry and this is merely a ruse to keep me around longer....

Who the fuck would want to keep you around longer?

I'm not sure if you realize how many broke lazy bitches are out there.

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-04-30, 14:17

Marc Summers wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

Who the fuck would want to keep you around longer?
I'm not sure if you realize how many broke lazy bitches are out there.

Is it worth keeping blanch around? Anchor babies secure child support. No reason to keep the daddy there for that.

by **Blanch32** 2015-04-30, 15:00

DroppedByADime wrote:" it's time to visit your daddy... We are going to his friends garage where he rents out his room, dear...he's probably drunk again and you need to remember to ignore the words he uses..but he's still your daddy".

Just remember to grab a beer from the downstairs fridge, and I'll groom you to become the world's best internet poster!!

by **Blanch32** 2015-04-30, 15:01

Motown Spartan wrote:
Marc Summers wrote:
I'm not sure if you realize how many broke lazy bitches are out there.

Is it worth keeping blanch around? Anchor babies secure child support. No reason to keep the daddy there for that.

Apparently you ve never had a taste of my piece

by **DroppedByADime** 2015-04-30, 16:00

Blanch32 wrote:
DroppedByADime wrote:" it's time to visit your daddy... We are going to his friends garage where he rents out his room, dear...he's probably drunk again and you need to remember to ignore the words he uses..but he's still your daddy".

Just remember to grab a beer from the downstairs fridge, and I'll groom you to become the world's best internet poster!!

Sure , guy. Whatever the fuck that means. Good luck with the little bastard

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-04-30, 16:03

Blanch32 wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

Is it worth keeping blanch around? Anchor babies secure child support. No reason to keep the daddy there for that.

Apparently you ve never had a taste of my piece

Apparently lots of guys have if you don't know if I have or haven't.

by Marc Summers 2015-04-30, 16:16

Motown Spartan wrote:
Marc Summers wrote:
I'm not sure if you realize how many broke lazy bitches are out there.

Is it worth keeping blanch around? Anchor babies secure child support. No reason to keep the daddy there for that.

Child Support isn't enough to support her as well.

by **DroppedByADime** 2015-04-30, 16:22

Lol. The guy rents out a garage. Doubt he's a support target. Haha.

by MSU addict 2015-04-30, 16:35

HT wrote:
MSU addict wrote:
2) How does one "think" they are pregnant in contemporary American society. Even a dollar store pregnancy test is essentially 100% accurate.

She is late, but not late enough that an OTC pregnancy test is effective. Either that or she just feels off and thinks something's up (like she knew she missed taking the pill but didn't tell you when you guys did it without a condom and thinks she's pregnant because of it).

You don't have to be "late" for most OTC pregnancy tests to show a positive. Some will even show that you are pregnant up to 6 days before her period is due.

by **Blanch32** 2015-04-30, 17:33

DroppedByADime wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Just remember to grab a beer from the downstairs fridge, and I'll groom you to become the world's best internet poster!!

Sure , guy. Whatever the fuck that means. Good luck with the little bastard

Jealous?? I'm having heirs and no property

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-04-30, 18:12

How many dudes have you actually been with?

by **Blanch32** 2015-04-30, 22:12

Motown Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Apparently you ve never had a taste of my piece

Apparently lots of guys have if you don't know if I have or haven't.

Everyone wants a taste. You know that

by **Blanch32** 2015-04-30, 22:16

Motown Spartan wrote:How many dudes have you actually been with?

Zero. Had plenty of chances too. Sad fact is the most famous person to grab my junk is a star out in Vegas. Been on all the late night shows so you may have seem him. My piece did not care for it, thus validating my hetero ness.

Course I'm not the one proclaiming there's anything wrong with being gay. Spartan rocky would be banning your ass for that

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-04-30, 22:53

Blanch32 wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:How many dudes have you actually been with?

Zero. Had plenty of chances too. Sad fact is the most famous person to grab my junk is a star out in Vegas. Been on all the late night shows so you may have seem him. My piece did not care for it, thus validating my hetero ness.

Course I'm not the one proclaiming there's anything wrong with being gay. Spartan rocky would be banning your ass for that

I wasn't proclaiming anything. You, the self proclaimed greatest gift to women insinuated that you had been with other males and that would lead one to think that you've beem hiding something all these years. Something you're ashamed of and have taken it out on women for all of these years by lowering their status to sex objects.

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-01, 09:33

Motown Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Zero. Had plenty of chances too. Sad fact is the most famous person to grab my junk is a star out in Vegas. Been on all the late night shows so you may have seem him. My piece did not care for it, thus validating my hetero ness.

Course I'm not the one proclaiming there's anything wrong with being gay. Spartan rocky would be banning your ass for that

I wasn't proclaiming anything. You, the self proclaimed greatest gift to women insinuated that you had been with other males and that would lead one to think that you've beem hiding something all these years. Something you're ashamed of and have taken it out on women for all of these years by lowering their status to sex objects.

Dr Phil, don't quit your day job. Hell, if you ve ever met me you would have observed I only creep on the ladies at Rcmb tailgates. No dude on dude Eva. Surely something would have been posted over the years if you're correct, right?

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