How many bumps do you have on your head?

This was one of the OT topics I had in my list for the summer lull, and The other thread from Masturbates impending baldage reminded me to start this thread

I have two of those bumps under my scalp, but I don't know how noticeable they'd be without my full head of shiny, flowing, glorious hair. Nor do I want to find out.

My uncle, OTOH, should be afraid of losing all of his hair, because he has a bump that looks like Bam Bam conked Fred Flintstone on the noggin with his club. It's shaped like a J-curve, or some roller-coaster designed to make the passengers puke.

Anyone else have these things? Would you look as hideous as Masturbates is going to once he's bald?

tGreenWay wrote:I have two of those bumps under my scalp

Are you sure they aren't horns?

they have a cream for that.

Just out of curiosity, why do you know about your uncle's head bumps? Were you randomly giving him a rundown one day and you were like "hey uncle Chester, you know you got some wicked bumps up here"

Giant Moose wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I have two of those bumps under my scalp

Are you sure they aren't horns?

That would be so friggin cool. It might've actually gotten me laid in college. I'd be the ultimate bad boy.

Which head?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Which head?

Sorry for your genital warts. You might try hiding them with your pubes. Or maybe collect up the hair falling from Masturbates shedding head and glue it over the affected area.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Just out of curiosity, why do you know about your uncle's head bumps? Were you randomly giving him a rundown one day and you were like "hey uncle Chester, you know you got some wicked bumps up here"

Some nights, it gets lonely and cold. Uncle Chester was there for me.

tGreenWay wrote:This was one of the OT topics I had in my list for the summer lull, and The other thread from Masturbates impending baldage reminded me to start this thread

I have two of those bumps under my scalp, but I don't know how noticeable they'd be without my full head of shiny, flowing, glorious hair. Nor do I want to find out.

My uncle, OTOH, should be afraid of losing all of his hair, because he has a bump that looks like Bam Bam conked Fred Flintstone on the noggin with his club. It's shaped like a J-curve, or some roller-coaster designed to make the passengers puke.

Anyone else have these things? Would you look as hideous as Masturbates is going to once he's bald?

I don't know why but this whole post makes me laugh..

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:This was one of the OT topics I had in my list for the summer lull, and The other thread from Masturbates impending baldage reminded me to start this thread

I have two of those bumps under my scalp, but I don't know how noticeable they'd be without my full head of shiny, flowing, glorious hair. Nor do I want to find out.

My uncle, OTOH, should be afraid of losing all of his hair, because he has a bump that looks like Bam Bam conked Fred Flintstone on the noggin with his club. It's shaped like a J-curve, or some roller-coaster designed to make the passengers puke.

Anyone else have these things? Would you look as hideous as Masturbates is going to once he's bald?

I don't know why but this whole post makes me laugh..

Do I amuse you? Am I a clown?

Jesus, you guys are really mean. I have a scar on the back of my head from a laceration I suffered when my step dad beat the piss out of me when I was about 14. I chit out of practice early and was home too soon in his eyes. I start staying at practicelate for now on.

Masturbates wrote:Jesus, you guys are really mean. I have a scar on the back of my head from a laceration I suffered when my step dad beat the piss out of me when I was about 14. I chit out of practice early and was home too soon in his eyes. I start staying at practicelate for now on.

Did you also suffer some brain damage? Those last two sentences are full-on Blanch-speak.

tGreenWay wrote:

Masturbates wrote:Jesus, you guys are really mean. I have a scar on the back of my head from a laceration I suffered when my step dad beat the piss out of me when I was about 14. I chit out of practice early and was home too soon in his eyes. I start staying at practicelate for now on.

Did you also suffer some brain damage? Those last two sentences are full-on Blanch-speak.

I do not respect speech

Right before a big high school football game, one of the kids on the team busted out a trimmer and suggested all the defensive players give each other mohawks.

When it was my turn, the guys discovered what ended up being a mole on my head, about an inch back and an inch up from my ear. I never noticed it but my teammates were all "Ass Dan, is that your brain dude?". I couldn't see it even in the mirror, but it was gnarly.

We lost the game.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Just out of curiosity, why do you know about your uncle's head bumps? Were you randomly giving him a rundown one day and you were like "hey uncle Chester, you know you got some wicked bumps up here"

He rubs the lotion on