Should i shave my head?

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 09:33

My hairline is receding giving me the widows peak look. Right now I can cover it enough with a little work. Recently, it started thinning significantly on the top. It stabilized a bit with Rogaine but now it's coming out again.

I hate the way I look. My wife is still attracted to me, so I shouldn't worry. BBut, in the business world and everyday life, the bald are treated as second class citizens.What do I do, accept the cards and shave my head? Take out loan and buy a hair transplant from the doc?

Anyone been in my shoes?

by **DWags** 2015-08-13, 09:39

53 full head of hair. Bald people look weird. Horrible look and women hate balding men.

Just my opinion.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-08-13, 09:44

You should promise to shave your head if you accomplish something amazing, like say get to the Final Four. But after you do this amazing thing, don't actually shave your head.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-08-13, 09:47

Giant Moose wrote:You should promise to shave your head if you accomplish something amazing, like say get to the Final Four. But after you do this amazing thing, don't actually shave your head.

this makes me want to kiss the Breslin floor.

by **InTenSity** 2015-08-13, 09:54

Giant Moose wrote:You should promise to shave your head if you accomplish something amazing, like say get to the Final Four. But after you do this amazing thing, don't actually shave your head.

You hold the weirdest grudges. Should i shave my head? 502811600

by Brock Middlebrook 2015-08-13, 09:55

But then nobody would see your face Shocked

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 09:58

DWags wrote:53 full head of hair. Bald people look weird. Horrible look and women hate balding men.

Just my opinion.

I'm married.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-08-13, 10:03

Masturbates wrote:
DWags wrote:53 full head of hair. Bald people look weird. Horrible look and women hate balding men.

Just my opinion.

I'm married.

Do you want to stay married? I think Lupe threatened to divorce Izzo when he said he'd shave his head.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 10:12

Of the two hottest women in my neighborhood, one of married to a bald guy, while the other is married to a guy with a full head of hair. So, I don't know. Hope this helps.

by **goodbar** 2015-08-13, 10:15

the clear answer is to overcompensate with a long ponytail.

by **DWags** 2015-08-13, 10:18

tGreenWay wrote:Of the two hottest women in my neighborhood, one of married to a bald guy, while the other is married to a guy with a full head of hair. So, I don't know. Hope this helps.

You sound like you live in an ugly neighborhood.

by **DWags** 2015-08-13, 10:19

Masturbates wrote:
DWags wrote:53 full head of hair. Bald people look weird. Horrible look and women hate balding men.

Just my opinion.

I'm married.

Doesn't mean she isn't repulsed by your thinning hair line.

by **Ass Dan** 2015-08-13, 10:20

goodbar wrote:the clear answer is to overcompensate with a long ponytail.

This. Quantity over quality

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-08-13, 10:20

goodbar wrote:the clear answer is to overcompensate with a long ponytail.

I spent some time this past weekend at the Great Lakes Folk Festival in downtown - it was a veritable cornucopia of long ponytails with copious amounts of sandals, straw hats, white socks, folding law chairs and fishing vests with lots of pockets.

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 10:27

[quote="Giant Moose"][quote="Masturbates"][quote="DWags"]53 full head of hair. Bald people look weird. Horrible look and women hate balding men.

Just my opinion. [/quote]

I'm married.[/quote]
Do you want to stay married? I think Lupe threatened to divorce Izzo when he said he'd shave his head.[/quote]
I do. So I'm screwed. If I go bald, I'm likely divorced, and incapable of attracting a new spouse.So shaving my head is not a good idea. Bosley is probably really expensive... Not sure if I want to pony up and go into debt on something like this.

by **Rocinante** 2015-08-13, 10:49

Yes. Also grow a long bitchin beard.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 10:52

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Of the two hottest women in my neighborhood, one of married to a bald guy, while the other is married to a guy with a full head of hair. So, I don't know. Hope this helps.

You sound like you live in an ugly neighborhood.

Absolutely hideous. I'm neighbors with Bob.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-08-13, 10:55

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

You sound like you live in an ugly neighborhood.

Absolutely hideous. I'm neighbors with Bob.

by **Heat Miser** 2015-08-13, 10:56

What Does A Man’s Bald Head Signal? | Do Men With Shaved Heads Project Dominance & Authority?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 10:59

Heat Miser wrote:What Does A Man’s Bald Head Signal? | Do Men With Shaved Heads Project Dominance & Authority?

He is risen.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 11:00

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Absolutely hideous. I'm neighbors with Bob.

Don't forget: You're allowed -- nay, expected -- to offer a similar response about moi.

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 12:21

Anyone here ever do the Bosley restoration? If what DWaags says is reality, I have to do it.I don't want my wife to leave me and if she does I need to be able to rebound with an equally attractive girlfriend.

by **DWags** 2015-08-13, 13:35

Masturbates wrote:Anyone here ever do the Bosley restoration? If what DWaags says is reality, I have to do it.I don't want my wife to leave me and if she does I need to be able to rebound with an equally attractive girlfriend.

Look, do we see commercials that tell us to thin out that hair? Make yourself a bald spot? Nope. We see commercials that tell us the opposite. Face it. You must look hideous. Go get some hair.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-08-13, 13:38

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Don't forget: You're allowed -- nay, expected -- to offer a similar response about moi.

you're a great American, a fine Spartan and I'm proud that our curbside recycling containers share the same zip code.

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 13:40

[quote="DWags"][quote="Masturbates"]Anyone here ever do the Bosley restoration? If what DWaags says is reality, I have to do it.I don't want my wife to leave me and if she does I need to be able to rebound with an equally attractive girlfriend.[/quote]

Face it. You must look hideous. [/quote]

I know...I think I should post a picture of myself so we can find out for sure. However, professional ramifications are sure to ensue.

by **DWags** 2015-08-13, 13:43

We all know what a bald head looks like. Are you considering the bozo look?

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 13:44

Masturbates wrote:
DWags wrote:

Face it. You must look hideous.

I know...I think I should post a picture of myself so we can find out for sure. However, professional ramifications are sure to ensue.

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 13:45

DWags wrote:We all know what a bald head looks like. Are you considering the bozo look?

No. I will lop mug head clean off before that

by **DWags** 2015-08-13, 13:48

Is your head round or lumpy? Both stupid looking but if it's a bit lumpy i'd go with the fake hair.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 14:11

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Don't forget: You're allowed -- nay, expected -- to offer a similar response about moi.
you're a great American, a fine Spartan and I'm proud that our curbside recycling containers share the same zip code.

And coming soon, you and I will be able to cross streams. Sexy.

by **AMwood** 2015-08-13, 14:11

why don't you shave it and take it for a ride? you can always change your mind after.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 14:13

OP, you could always tell Jerry Seinfeld that you have cancer. He might buy you a rug. It's okay, though, because you don't really have to be sick.

by **The Pantry** 2015-08-13, 14:18

Buy a merkin to wear up top

by **AMwood** 2015-08-13, 14:25

start letting your beard grow out.

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by Brock Middlebrook 2015-08-13, 14:37

Can you grow a beard? If so, I recommend this look

Should i shave my head? F4bce59e0e090026ddef348d6b33d9d3

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 16:40

DWags was the only one to take this seriously. Though I think he wants me to off myself. Thanks guys!

by **InTenSity** 2015-08-13, 16:47

Masturbates wrote:DWags was the only one to take this seriously. Though I think he wants me to off myself. Thanks guys!

Did you delete your post about when you were 14 and got a scar on the back of your head, when your dad beat you for skipping practice?

by Masturbates 2015-08-13, 16:57

InTenSity wrote:
Masturbates wrote:DWags was the only one to take this seriously. Though I think he wants me to off myself. Thanks guys!
Did you delete your post about when you were 14 and got a scar on the back of your head, when your dad beat you for skipping practice?

No, it's still up. Why?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 17:10

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Can you grow a beard? If so, I recommend this look

I just showed this photo to my wife and told her it was my next hair style. She actually put the kibosh on my dream.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-13, 17:25

Here you go, OP. This should work for awhile:

http://www.amazon.com/Good-Looking-Color-Spray-Black/dp/B0026SGLWK

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