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I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass

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Post by Masturbates 2015-09-11, 17:51

A lot of ass play going on here tonight, and I don't like it. Who's getting drunk with me tonight?
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Post by Masturbates 2015-09-11, 17:51

Jesus ... Somebody edit the title. I'm completely fucked
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Post by xsanguine 2015-09-11, 18:38

I ran out last night... I'll go to the store and get some more.

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While I'm gone... what we doing tonight?
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Post by steveschneider 2015-09-11, 18:54

Pull down your pants and don't have your wife kiss the ass. Have her kiss the taint. That's when the party starts.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-11, 19:45

xsanguine wrote:I ran out last night... I'll go to the store and get some more.

brb

While I'm gone... what we doing tonight?

Re-read the OP's first post: He wants assplay.
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Post by Masturbates 2015-09-11, 19:57

tGreenWay wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I ran out last night... I'll go to the store and get some more.

brb

While I'm gone... what we doing tonight?

Re-read the OP's first post: He wants assplay.
Quite the contrary, amigo. I want to get drunk, hang out on the board and listen to my music loud and when I'm good and done, park my self in my wives ads.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-09-11, 20:46

Masturbates wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Re-read the OP's first post: He wants assplay.
Quite the contrary, amigo. I want to get drunk, hang out on the board and listen to my music loud and when I'm good and done, park my self in my wives ads.
What kind of ads does your wife do? Asking for a friend.
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Post by xsanguine 2015-09-11, 21:18

InTenSity wrote:
Masturbates wrote:
Quite the contrary, amigo. I want to get drunk, hang out on the board and listen to my music loud and when I'm good and done, park my self in my wives ads.
What kind of ads does your wife do? Asking for a friend.

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Post by Masturbates 2015-09-11, 21:46

xsanguine wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
What kind of ads does your wife do? Asking for a friend.

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Pretty much this, she doesn't want to bang me because I have liquor on my breath. She sells ads in the back of magazines and for an average of 34.95 a day you can wait on her hand and foot.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2015-09-11, 21:52

Going to get just drunk enough to fall asleep by 12 yet be functional and ready to rock at 8 AM. Departure slated for 11 AM and I have a bit of work to do in the AM to prep the tailgate. Can't wait. CAN'T WAIT!

My life must be returning to normal somewhat because I'm fucking fired up for tomorrow. WE'RE GONNA WIN SOOOOOOOO MUUCH.
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Post by Masturbates 2015-09-11, 21:57

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Going to get just drunk enough to fall asleep by 12 yet be functional and ready to rock at 8 AM. Departure slated for 11 AM and I have a bit of work to do in the AM to prep the tailgate. Can't wait. CAN'T WAIT!

My life must be returning to normal somewhat because I'm fucking fired up for tomorrow. WE'RE GONNA WIN SOOOOOOOO MUUCH.
what are you drinking tonight Hatcher? I just slammed a pint of popov now I'm drinking the last of the wives frozen Daly's
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Post by xsanguine 2015-09-11, 22:21

Masturbates wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

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Pretty much this, she doesn't want to bang me because I have liquor on my breath.

You just gonna take that?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2015-09-11, 22:32

Masturbates wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Going to get just drunk enough to fall asleep by 12 yet be functional and ready to rock at 8 AM. Departure slated for 11 AM and I have a bit of work to do in the AM to prep the tailgate. Can't wait. CAN'T WAIT!

My life must be returning to normal somewhat because I'm fucking fired up for tomorrow. WE'RE GONNA WIN SOOOOOOOO MUUCH.
what are you drinking tonight Hatcher? I just slammed a pint of popov now I'm drinking the last of the wives frozen Daly's
Right now I'm drinking my go to, which is Captain and Diet Dr. Pepper. I have my reasons so you shut your whore mouth. 

Had golf league makeup from rainout earlier tonight. Got a nice buzz on with bourbon, had a beer at the bar after and now I'm trying to put myself to sleep.
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Post by xsanguine 2015-09-11, 22:47

What reasons would that be, Caitlyn?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2015-09-11, 22:58

xsanguine wrote:What reasons would that be, Caitlyn?
It wouldn't really make sense to you, you childless heathen.
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Post by xsanguine 2015-09-11, 23:00

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
xsanguine wrote:What reasons would that be, Caitlyn?
It wouldn't really make sense to you, you childless heathen.

I got kids.

Never met 'em, but I got 'em.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-09-11, 23:47

xsanguine wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
It wouldn't really make sense to you, you childless heathen.

I got kids.

Never met 'em, but I got 'em.
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Post by xsanguine 2015-09-11, 23:50

Aye sir. I will be there to lend whatever drunken non-participatory support I can.
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Post by Masturbates 2015-09-12, 09:34

Wow what a shite thread, talk about trying too hard, sorry boys. Yesterday was a real stinker
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