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Why do dogs eat so much more efficiently than humans?

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Post by TheReal_LWS Wed 5 Oct 2016 - 13:26

Seriously, they just walk up, stick their head in the food and go to town. No utensils. No napkins, they don't even have to wash their hands! Dogs have it made. Then they go to sleep for a few hours, then go out and take an efficient dump with no wiping.

Dogs rule.
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Post by Death Roe Wed 5 Oct 2016 - 13:28

Then they puke it up a few hours later. Then re-eat it. Then puke it up again. Re-eat it. Finally shit it out.
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Post by Death Roe Wed 5 Oct 2016 - 13:30

Then eat the shit, and the circle of life is complete.
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Post by kingstonlake Wed 5 Oct 2016 - 15:42

Yeah, but do they kill what they eat or are they pussies and make someone else do it?
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