If we are undefeated going into the OSU game, I'm going to fucking drag 5 or 6 of my best frens to that game, kicking and screaming.

#WilsonFromToolTimeSelfie

tTy wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Has the "oh shit what the fuck did I do last night" moment come yet?

Nope.  Fuck it.  I have always wanted to go to the Shoe.... why not this game?  Why not spend a bunch of cash getting good seats?  I mean, in the past, I'd just piss away 5K on a stupid ass bet and not be there.  At least now, I'm going to be at a sweet ass tailgate hosted by the OSU peeps that took me in out in LA for the Rose Bowl, and this could be the biggest game ever.  #1 and #2..... You wanna go?

I haven't told the wife yet.  Also, this is during the second week of deer camp, so you gotta know I was serious when I pulled the trigger.

I already told you I don't really want to go. But you told me you were renting an RV that could tow my trailer and buying my ticket and paying Bruce to drive so I called your druu7nk bluff. If any of those things are not true, I am out and I won't be disappointed. Watching it in my basement by myself actually sounds really good to me.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

tTy wrote:

Nope.  Fuck it.  I have always wanted to go to the Shoe.... why not this game?  Why not spend a bunch of cash getting good seats?  I mean, in the past, I'd just piss away 5K on a stupid ass bet and not be there.  At least now, I'm going to be at a sweet ass tailgate hosted by the OSU peeps that took me in out in LA for the Rose Bowl, and this could be the biggest game ever.  #1 and #2..... You wanna go?

I haven't told the wife yet.  Also, this is during the second week of deer camp, so you gotta know I was serious when I pulled the trigger.

I already told you I don't really want to go. But you told me you were renting an RV that could tow my trailer and buying my ticket and paying Bruce to drive so I called your druu7nk bluff. If any of those things are not true, I am out and I won't be disappointed. Watching it in my basement by myself actually sounds really good to me.

Are we talking Nebraska or OSU, because I'm confused now.

I'm not going to Nebraska.  Fuck that.

If you wanna rent Bruce and tow your Commercial BBQ Pit down to OSU, start talking.  I have already made a fuckload of arrangements, and doing this would be allsome.  They would all shit.  These are the people that hosted the Rose Bowl tailgate for us.  Dude in the Lions jersey (because that was as "michigan" as he could support) is a huge OSU fan.  I don't even know if he graduated from OSU, or even went there, but I think he's Canadian.  Regardless, he is a fucking allsome chef.  Draggin the pit down there would give us the much needed street cred to hang with this motherfucker and gain his alliance, even though he is married to an MSU grad.

PS: I fucked her a couple times, so I have that on him as well.  He doesn't know this, so STFU.  It was before they even met. Also, this chick is the daughter of the dude that got fucking electrocuted near death about 10 years ago. I'm sure you remember that.....

If I sell my tickets to anyone ever I'm selling them to Ty. I wouldn't charge that much though. After throwing that much cheese around, you deserve face value.

tTy wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
I already told you I don't really want to go. But you told me you were renting an RV that could tow my trailer and buying my ticket and paying Bruce to drive so I called your druu7nk bluff. If any of those things are not true, I am out and I won't be disappointed. Watching it in my basement by myself actually sounds really good to me.

Are we talking Nebraska or OSU, because I'm confused now.

I'm not going to Nebraska.  Fuck that.

If you wanna rent Bruce and tow your Commercial BBQ Pit down to OSU, start talking.  I have already made a fuckload of arrangements, and doing this would be allsome.  They would all shit.  These are the people that hosted the Rose Bowl tailgate for us.  Dude in the Lions jersey (because that was as "michigan" as he could support) is a huge OSU fan.  I don't even know if he graduated from OSU, or even went there, but I think he's Canadian.  Regardless, he is a fucking allsome chef.  Draggin the pit down there would give us the much needed street cred to hang with this motherfucker and gain his alliance, even though he is married to an MSU grad.

PS: I fucked her a couple times, so I have that on him as well.  He doesn't know this, so STFU.  It was before they even met.  Also, this chick is the daughter of the dude that got fucking electrocuted near death about 10 years ago.  I'm sure you remember that.....

Yes, I'm talking OSU. Yes I remember electro-guy. How's he doing? Izz and Big Tony are awesome. 

RV would be fun for C-bus. Yes we could tow my trailer. I don't know who would come. I would bet primate would be in. Might be able to talk Greg into it. 

Re: Rose Bowl....maybe I am thinking of the wrong person. Not the other girl who sat with us and Beth, right? She was a sweetheart. Really nice girl.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

tTy wrote:

Are we talking Nebraska or OSU, because I'm confused now.

I'm not going to Nebraska.  Fuck that.

If you wanna rent Bruce and tow your Commercial BBQ Pit down to OSU, start talking.  I have already made a fuckload of arrangements, and doing this would be allsome.  They would all shit.  These are the people that hosted the Rose Bowl tailgate for us.  Dude in the Lions jersey (because that was as "michigan" as he could support) is a huge OSU fan.  I don't even know if he graduated from OSU, or even went there, but I think he's Canadian.  Regardless, he is a fucking allsome chef.  Draggin the pit down there would give us the much needed street cred to hang with this motherfucker and gain his alliance, even though he is married to an MSU grad.

PS: I fucked her a couple times, so I have that on him as well.  He doesn't know this, so STFU.  It was before they even met.  Also, this chick is the daughter of the dude that got fucking electrocuted near death about 10 years ago.  I'm sure you remember that.....

Yes, I'm talking OSU. Yes I remember electro-guy. How's he doing? Izz and Big Tony are awesome. 

RV would be fun for C-bus. Yes we could tow my trailer. I don't know who would come. I would bet primate would be in. Might be able to talk Greg into it. 

Re: Rose Bowl....maybe I am thinking of the wrong person. Not the other girl who sat with us and Beth, right? She was a sweetheart. Really nice girl.

LOL, yeah, wrong girl.

Doug's wife Heather. Doug was wearing a Lions jersey because he couldn't stomach wearing State gear. They didn't sit with us, they hosted the tailgate. Maybe you didn't meet her...

Electro-guy is in bad shape. They were treating him for loss of blood production due to = electrocution for like 5 years before they realized he also had some kind of fucking blood cancer. it was the blood cancer that was killing him, not the loss of his lower legs. Fucking sucks because he should have been going through some kind of chemo rather than whatever the fuck they were putting him through. Bottom line = he is no longer allowed to leave the house due to serious immnuo deficiencies... fucking sad as fuck. Dude is 100% Spartonium (new element on the periodic table I just discovered, BTW) I love that guy.

Wait, you wanna do an RV from the D to Columbus? Rather than your new rig?

I'm goign to need some crashing space if there is no need for me to remain sober for this.

Hence = RV!

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hence = RV!

OK, I'm going to put this into the form of a fantasy foosball trade:

tTy gives up: two $700.00 tickets to MSU/OSU, to you and Greg (Or some other gaywad of your choosing.... preferentially Greg over Monkey, because I had way too much unwanted dry hump gay sex at the Oregon tailgate with him).  Plus, I feel like I owe Greg after waking him up on the eve of the Big Ten Title game by vomiting on his bed..... I will also throw in Zach Zenner.

WBH gives up: Renting an RV, paying Bruce, cooking like a motherfucker on your commercial pit, and crash space (but only as needed, remember, Chimpy lives in the D too, so I might not need it), and a first round draft pick for 2017.

I will also throw in a crockpot of smoked pork butt, venison, chipotle chili..... It is literally worth a thousand dollars street value.

Aprox seat location, FYI....

Yeah I hate to go all #EJ on you and I'm not trying to. You know I'm a very selfless dude. I really have no desire to make this trip. Apologies. If you want to fund the whole thing, be my guest and I'll come along and even cook. Not trying to be a dick at all. I'm sure if you axe around you can find people who would be more into the trip than I would. I totally get why you wouldn't want to meet my "demands", you're going to have a hard enough time breaking the news to youknowwho that you already bought tickets. 

I'm not interested in spending more than maybe $200 on this thing because I don't really want to go at all.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yeah I hate to go all #EJ on you and I'm not trying to. You know I'm a very selfless dude. I really have no desire to make this trip. Apologies. If you want to fund the whole thing, be my guest and I'll come along and even cook. Not trying to be a dick at all. I'm sure if you axe around you can find people who would be more into the trip than I would. I totally get why you wouldn't want to meet my "demands", you're going to have a hard enough time breaking the news to youknowwho that you already bought tickets. 

I'm not interested in spending more than maybe $200 on this thing because I don't really want to go at all.

lol, you seriously don't want to go?

Not even a little bit.

What if it really is #1 and #2 at that point?

If it is #1 and #2 at that point, it is basically a play-in game for the final four. Winner goes regardless of the rest of the season and B1G title game. This is going to be the biggest game in Spartan history, as far as regular season games go. If we both hold serve, this will be the biggest regular season game in the modern NCAA playoff era. They will be talking about this game for decades....

Yeah I don't know how to describe it. It's not that I think we will lose. I have no desire to go into that environment. I don't like white trash and I don't like assholes. Not fun for me. I like friendly, happy people. I will never go back to Michigan Stadium, regardless of the stakes, either. I've done it. I'm over it. I'd rather watch at home, or occasionally at the bar.

LOL at all this.

But I like it.

Awk

michigan stadium = pussies compared to Purdue. Those motherfuckers are the worst of the worst.

I told myself a long time ago that I would go to all of the Big Ten away games. That was way back when there were only ten fucking teams in the Big Ten (go Figure 1.0). Now that we are gaining teams by the week, I feel compelled to at least go to away games that might mean something.

Fuck Maryland.
Fuck Rutgers
Fuck PedState for that matter....

I've never been to OSU. I'm going this year. We are going to beat those cheating motherfuckers too. I don't give a fuck if I'm treated well. Don't give a fuck. I'm going.

Taking an RV plus rolling barbie seems like a lot of work. Skip all that and go hotel and bars for tailgate. Bars are close to stadium and going to be cold anyway.

Triple Sparty wrote:Taking an RV plus rolling barbie seems like a lot of work. Skip all that and go hotel and bars for tailgate. Bars are close to stadium and going to be cold anyway.

Offer is off the table. I'm going to roll with my non-internet frens since they all seem way less gay. I can't believe WBH i s fagging out like this to be honest.

Ty is not answering his phone. Dammit Ty we were counting on those $400 seats you were buying for us today.

Are you at the game?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Ty is not answering his phone. Dammit Ty we were counting on those $400 seats you were buying for us today.

Are you sure he didn't suffer injuries in a bear attack?

46-year-old man suffers minor injuries in suspected black bear attack in Clare County

At approximately 7:30 p.m., the man was alone in a ground blind, hunting for porcupine. The man said a black bear came from behind, knocked him over and attacked him. Using his hunting knife, the man stabbed the bear, which scared it off. The bear is thought to be injured.

LooseGoose wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Ty is not answering his phone. Dammit Ty we were counting on those $400 seats you were buying for us today.

Are you sure he didn't suffer injuries in a bear attack?

46-year-old man suffers minor injuries in suspected black bear attack in Clare County

At approximately 7:30 p.m., the man was alone in a ground blind, hunting for porcupine. The man said a black bear came from behind, knocked him over and attacked him. Using his hunting knife, the man stabbed the bear, which scared it off. The bear is thought to be injured.

Thought to be?

DWags wrote:Are you at the game?

Yes, we were tailgating at the normal spot. No sign of Ty. No returning of calls/texts. He must have sold those 50 yard line seats when he realized he was going to have to tell his wife they were making the 18 hour trek to EL and back with 5 year olds.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

DWags wrote:Are you at the game?

Yes, we were tailgating at the normal spot. No sign of Ty. No returning of calls/texts. He must have sold those 50 yard line seats when he realized he was going to have to tell his wife they were making the 18 hour trek to EL and back with 5 year olds.

Fuck. On my kids I walked in with a second ticket. Wife and youngest took the two my oldest gets and sat in the end zone. I swear I waakjed from the roadhouse to the game late. Pulled the two out and was waving one around. Guys who scalp were offering me ten bucks for it. I said fuck that. I'll walk in with it. I hate scalping. So, I walked in with two tickets. Good seats. If you had answered I'd have walked over to meet you.

DWags wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Yes, we were tailgating at the normal spot. No sign of Ty. No returning of calls/texts. He must have sold those 50 yard line seats when he realized he was going to have to tell his wife they were making the 18 hour trek to EL and back with 5 year olds.

Fuck. On my kids I walked in with a second ticket. Wife and youngest took the two my oldest gets and sat in the end zone. I swear I waakjed from the roadhouse to the game late. Pulled the two out and was waving one around.  Guys who scalp were offering me ten bucks for it.   I said fuck that. I'll walk in with it.  I hate scalping.  So, I walked in with two tickets.  Good seats. If you had answered I'd have walked over to meet you.  

Ha. Thanks, I appreciate it but I was just giving Ty the business for his penchant for getting drunk and planning extravagant expensive game experiences only to sober up later and think better of it. 

My wife was hosting our friend from Colorado and her girlfriend. We got four freebies from a friend on the 35.

DWags wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:
Are you sure he didn't suffer injuries in a bear attack?

46-year-old man suffers minor injuries in suspected black bear attack in Clare County

Thought to be?

I'm calling bs. Nobody hunts porcupine. He's probably one of those 35 year old assholes that buy a youth hunter permit and uses it to poach a deer.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

DWags wrote:

Thought to be?

I'm calling bs. Nobody hunts porcupine. He's probably one of those 35 year old assholes that buy a youth hunter permit and uses it to poach a deer.

I'll have to admit I know of no porcupine hunters either, but since it was a DNR release I accepted that they might exist.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

DWags wrote:

Thought to be?

I'm calling bs. Nobody hunts porcupine. He's probably one of those 35 year old assholes that buy a youth hunter permit and uses it to poach a deer.

I've hunted porcupine before and knits plenty in my family that have

Ty I'll take WBH's spot. But I can't cook.

I'll lend you my pit. Just learn how to back up a trailer.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'll lend you my pit. Just learn how to back up a trailer.

I can back up a 20 foot boat 500 feet by looking in my left rear view mirror only, in the dark, drunk, and stupid. I can also do it at a high rate of speed.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Ty I'll take WBH's spot. But I can't cook.

You wanna go?

tTy wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Ty I'll take WBH's spot. But I can't cook.

You wanna go?

I already plan on it mothafucka - we should combine tailgates or something

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

tTy wrote:

You wanna go?

I already plan on it mothafucka - we should combine tailgates or something

But this depends if tickets aren't $1000 each also

tTy wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'll lend you my pit. Just learn how to back up a trailer.

I can back up a 20 foot boat 500 feet by looking in my left rear view mirror only, in the dark, drunk, and stupid. I can also do it at a high rate of speed.

Yeah but can you do it sober?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

tTy wrote:

I can back up a 20 foot boat 500 feet by looking in my left rear view mirror only, in the dark, drunk, and stupid. I can also do it at a high rate of speed.

Yeah but can you do it sober?

I do not boat while drunk. Ever.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I already plan on it mothafucka - we should combine tailgates or something

But this depends if tickets aren't $1000 each also

I don't plan on getting a fucking penny for these. I just wanna be there.