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Post by DWags 2015-09-27, 09:22

It's for MSU athletics. Four guys just checked in with complete uofm gear. Ideas?
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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-27, 09:42

Usually the best trick is to undo their bags from the cart.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-09-27, 09:45

A 5 iron to their knees.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2015-09-27, 09:49

NigelUno wrote:Usually the best trick is to undo their bags from the cart.

Make sure to poop in them first
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-09-27, 10:03

Rape them!
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Post by SpartanInNH 2015-09-27, 10:05

DWags wrote:It's for MSU athletics. Four guys just checked in with complete uofm gear. Ideas?

Shake their hands, nod, tell them they have a good coach, and ask them where he played in the NFL.
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Post by SpartanInNH 2015-09-27, 10:07

DWags wrote:It's for MSU athletics. Four guys just checked in with complete uofm gear. Ideas?

You could always ask them where they got their degrees.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-27, 10:08

Cut their heads off and put them on spikes outside Spartan stadium.
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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-27, 10:15

Just make sure their checks clear (supporting MSU athletics).
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-27, 10:30

Four guys, four Titleists, four drives into the gonads.
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Post by DWags 2015-09-27, 17:54

By the way, at The club house afterward one of the Michigan guys was so drunk he was asking the girls working it if they'd marry his son who was also golfing and dressed in Michigan gear.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-09-27, 21:46

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DWags wrote:By the way, at The club house afterward one of the Michigan guys was so drunk he was asking the girls working it if they'd marry his son who was also golfing and dressed in Michigan gear.

At that point all you had to do was walk over and politely say "Don't be an asshole." Then walk away.
Boring.
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Post by tTy 2015-09-27, 21:49

InTenSity wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

At that point all you had to do was walk over and politely say "Don't be an asshole." Then walk away.
Boring.

Agreed. Taking the high road is fucking queer.

Ask them if their husbands play golf....
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Post by y2kMgrad 2015-09-27, 22:19

DWags wrote:By the way, at The club house afterward one of the Michigan guys was so drunk he was asking the girls working it if they'd marry his son who was also golfing and dressed in Michigan gear.

Sounds like it was a good time.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-09-27, 22:24

y2kMgrad wrote:
DWags wrote:By the way, at The club house afterward one of the Michigan guys was so drunk he was asking the girls working it if they'd marry his son who was also golfing and dressed in Michigan gear.

Sounds like it was a good time.
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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-27, 22:34

DWags wrote:By the way, at The club house afterward one of the Michigan guys was so drunk he was asking the girls working it if they'd marry his son who was also golfing and dressed in Michigan gear.

So...Gary Moeller and one of his kids were there?

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