Ad for Squatty Potty includes a unicorn that poops rainbow ice cream

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-08, 23:33

Delicious.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-10-08, 23:35

I can only poop green after eating Halloween Whoppers. What other foods can I eat to get all colors of the rainbow to come out of my ass?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-08, 23:45

I only poop copper after eating my Halloween pennies.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-08, 23:47

I came when the guy licked the poop ice cream

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-08, 23:58

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I came when the guy licked the poop ice cream

Where were you before that?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-09, 00:01

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I came when the guy licked the poop ice cream

Where were you before that?

Oh. I'm sorry for the confusion. I was talking about ejaculation. Orgasm.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-09, 00:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Where were you before that?

Oh. I'm sorry for the confusion. I was talking about ejaculation. Orgasm.

What flavor is your spunk?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-09, 00:11

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Oh. I'm sorry for the confusion. I was talking about ejaculation. Orgasm.

What flavor is your spunk?

You'd know more about that than I would.

Heeyoooo

by **Giant Moose** 2015-10-09, 00:11

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

What flavor is your spunk?

You'd know more about that than I would.

Heeyoooo

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by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-09, 00:13

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

What flavor is your spunk?

You'd know more about that than I would.

Heeyoooo

That was a big fat hanging curve ball. You're welcome.

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-10-09, 01:42

Dan Patrick must be thinking his Fan Duel / Draft Kings advertisers might be gone. He's picked up Squatty Potty as a sponsor.

First two times I heard the ad I thought it was a parody.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-09, 02:18

GRR Spartan wrote:Dan Patrick must be thinking his Fan Duel / Draft Kings advertisers might be gone. He's picked up Squatty Potty as a sponsor.

First two times I heard the ad I thought it was a parody.

I remember reading about how squatting is a better way to drop your load. It might have even been an article posted here or at TOB. This was the first time I'd heard about this product, though. Poor Dan.

by tanfan! 2015-10-09, 07:03

It's just a plastic bench

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-10-09, 08:05

Tanfan! wrote:It's just a plastic bench

Au contraire mon frere.

The $25 plastic model is for the masses. There's a formed plywood model that's more than twice as much and for Spartan ballers there's a ecologically friendly bamboo model.

Why would you want to use unnatural plastic to take a more natural dump?

http://www.squattypotty.com

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-09, 10:14

Tanfan! wrote:It's just a plastic bench

A plastic bench that lets you poop rainbows. Hurry up and take my money!

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-09, 10:46

There is a Squatty Potty in my apartment. How it got here, I do not wish to disclose.

I remember watching them pitch it on Shark Tank.

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-10-09, 10:48

Would buy one if it was available with Gruff Sparty.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-09, 11:01

SeeRockCity wrote:Would buy one if it was available with Gruff Sparty.

You mean like, a Gruff Sparty painted on the bench, or do you want to poop with Gruff right there in the bathroom with you? Cuz I don't think the plastic poop bench comes with anything else.

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-10-09, 11:08

tGreenWay wrote:
SeeRockCity wrote:Would buy one if it was available with Gruff Sparty.

You mean like, a Gruff Sparty painted on the bench, or do you want to poop with Gruff right there in the bathroom with you? Cuz I don't think the plastic poop bench comes with anything else.

The former. The latter would be sexually confusing.

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-10-09, 11:20

I looked at the model on their website:

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and I thought: "Gee, must be her big break." I was really happy for her because she really nailed that usage demo pic. I wish I was that happy texting like that. But then I was sad for her because I knew that she'd be stuck as a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory and would have to keep dating some lame ass nerd.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-09, 11:27

- B RAD

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-10-09, 11:32

If woman in the ad is the trophy wife of the company's owner he's laughing all the way to the bank.

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-10-09, 12:34

GRR Spartan wrote:If woman in the ad is the trophy wife of the company's owner he's laughing all the way to the make-up counter.

fixed

by **kingstonlake** 2015-10-10, 06:08

That stinks

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