tTy's OSU tickets

by **DWags** 2015-10-20, 20:10

Fun to graph their value on a chart for the past three weeks and the next 4. I'd assume they dropped after Purdue Rutgers and now their climbing. Like a stock.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-20, 20:14

DWags wrote:Fun to graph their value on a chart for the past three weeks and the next 4. I'd assume they dropped after Purdue Rutgers and now their climbing. Like a stock.

Is this your subtle way of asking for one?

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-20, 20:17

DWags wrote:Fun to graph their value on a chart for the past three weeks and the next 4. I'd assume they dropped after Purdue Rutgers and now their climbing. Like a stock.

Tanfan range, though he is known to wear a few days of clothes on planes to save on baggage fees

by **Giant Moose** 2015-10-20, 20:22

Someone should make a Harbaughr chart.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-20, 20:23

NigelUno wrote:
DWags wrote:Fun to graph their value on a chart for the past three weeks and the next 4. I'd assume they dropped after Purdue Rutgers and now their climbing. Like a stock.

Is this your subtle way of asking for one?

I would like one.

by Guest 2015-10-20, 20:41

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Is this your subtle way of asking for one?

I would like one.

I'm leery of this, your presence almost jinxed us into a loss at the Big Hole - only last second Dantonio Sorcery rescued us.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-20, 20:51

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I would like one.

I'm leery of this, your presence almost jinxed us into a loss at the Big Hole - only last second Dantonio Sorcery rescued us.

Or.. I was the reason that we won. I would like two, Ty, one for me and my girl.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-10-20, 21:09

Let me tell you how this is going to play out, OTPT.

Ty will come on here tonight. Or some other night. He will talk to you about the logistics of getting you the ticket. Depending on his level of intoxication he may even offer it to you for free or at a discount.

He will also be quick to discredit this post.

As the date draws nearer, he will start to realize that he is out $4k and that he can't afford to give the tickets away. Even in slight levels of intoxication he won't be willing to part with the extra tickets for free or for a discounted price, so he will reach out to friends, and maybe Swillsters to see if anyone is willing to buy the extras and go with him for full price.

As the date draws nearer still and he begins to realize that no one is going to give him $700 for a football ticket, and that he's going to have to expend a shit ton of effort to make the trip even happen, is going to have to spend a weekend away from his kids and is going to piss the ever living shit out of his wife he will sell the tickets. And knowing Ty he will probably get lucky and double his investment.

Did I mention that he will come on here tonight or in the near future and tell you that I'm full of shit and he is 100% going?

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by **NigelUno** 2015-10-20, 21:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Let me tell you how this is going to play out, OTPT.

Ty will come on here tonight. Or some other night. He will talk to you about the logistics of getting you the ticket. Depending on his level of intoxication he may even offer it to you for free or at a discount.

He will also be quick to discredit this post.

As the date draws nearer, he will start to realize that he is out $4k and that he can't afford to give the tickets away. Even in slight levels of intoxication he won't be willing to part with the extra tickets for free or for a discounted price, so he will reach out to friends, and maybe Swillsters to see if anyone is willing to buy the extras and go with him for full price.

As the date draws nearer still and he begins to realize that no one is going to give him $700 for a football ticket, and that he's going to have to expend a shit ton of effort to make the trip even happen, is going to have to spend a weekend away from his kids and is going to piss the ever living shit out of his wife he will sell the tickets. And knowing Ty he will probably get lucky and double his investment.

Did I mention that he will come on here tonight or in the near future and tell you that I'm full of shit and he is 100% going?

He probably will post drunk, and I'm not paying $700. Let's get that straight right now.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-20, 21:40

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Let me tell you how this is going to play out, OTPT.

Ty will come on here tonight. Or some other night. He will talk to you about the logistics of getting you the ticket. Depending on his level of intoxication he may even offer it to you for free or at a discount.

He will also be quick to discredit this post.

As the date draws nearer, he will start to realize that he is out $4k and that he can't afford to give the tickets away. Even in slight levels of intoxication he won't be willing to part with the extra tickets for free or for a discounted price, so he will reach out to friends, and maybe Swillsters to see if anyone is willing to buy the extras and go with him for full price.

As the date draws nearer still and he begins to realize that no one is going to give him $700 for a football ticket, and that he's going to have to expend a shit ton of effort to make the trip even happen, is going to have to spend a weekend away from his kids and is going to piss the ever living shit out of his wife he will sell the tickets. And knowing Ty he will probably get lucky and double his investment.

Did I mention that he will come on here tonight or in the near future and tell you that I'm full of shit and he is 100% going?

Does he do fishing charters? Haven't caught shit the last dozen times out on my own

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-20, 22:27

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I'm leery of this, your presence almost jinxed us into a loss at the Big Hole - only last second Dantonio Sorcery rescued us.

Or.. I was the reason that we won. I would like two, Ty, one for me and my girl.

Your hypothetical girl?

by **tTy** 2015-10-20, 22:56

I'm still going.

Full disclosure: 5 beers.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-20, 23:17

tTy wrote:I'm still going.

Full disclosure: 5 beers.

That sounds like under-drinking

by **tTy** 2015-10-20, 23:20

The Pantry wrote:
tTy wrote:I'm still going.

Full disclosure: 5 beers.
That sounds like under-drinking

Last night = over...

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-20, 23:27

tTy wrote:
The Pantry wrote:That sounds like under-drinking

Last night = over...

Do you do fishing charters?

by **tTy** 2015-10-20, 23:48

The Pantry wrote:
tTy wrote:

Last night = over...
Do you do fishing charters?

Lake Michigan is dying. I only went 3 times this year and caught two kings. :-|

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-20, 23:50

Rocinante wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Or.. I was the reason that we won. I would like two, Ty, one for me and my girl.

Your hypothetical girl?

The game is November 21st. Wink

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-21, 00:41

tTy is the next among us to perish. First it was LWS, then OPTP, and most recently, it was Turtleneck who joined the departed. Next, it will be tTy.
As always, I call dibs on his shit, and that includes the tOSU tickets.

by **tTy** 2015-10-21, 00:45

tGreenWay wrote:tTy is the next among us to perish. First it was LWS, then OPTP, and most recently, it was Turtleneck who joined the departed. Next, it will be tTy.
As always, I call dibs on his shit, and that includes the tOSU tickets.

The fuck, brah?

by **tTy** 2015-10-21, 01:03

gHost Spartan wrote:
tTy wrote:

The fuck, brah?
He just said you were next to die.

I don't like that call. Not a very good call.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-21, 01:05

tTy wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: He just said you were next to die.

I don't like that call. Not a very good call.

When you go, come back and tell us how LWS is doing.

by **tTy** 2015-10-21, 01:07

tGreenWay wrote:
tTy wrote:

I don't like that call. Not a very good call.

When you go, come back and tell us how LWS is doing.

Did he really purchase the farm?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-21, 01:16

tTy wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: He just said you were next to die.

I don't like that call. Not a very good call.

I wouldn't say that.

by **tTy** 2015-10-21, 01:18

gHost Spartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

When you go, come back and tell us how LWS is doing.
What happened to Bee? Funny but someone way back when, maybe around 2003, told me that Bee's phone number was in the phonebook. I looked it up online and called his landline and we bullshitted for like an hour. Funny as shit.

I heard he had something going on with his salivary glands or some shit... cancer maybe...

Are you serial about calling him? lmao, I bet he shit his pants. Last year when we were chatting deer hunting, he PM'ed me a pic of his buck and he blurred his face out (as though I was going to stalk him or some shit).

by **tTy** 2015-10-21, 01:21

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tTy wrote:

I don't like that call. Not a very good call.

I wouldn't say that.

You guys are dicks. I actually went back to see if I fell for the ::replypostersnametrick:: thing, and it was actually a tTy death threat. Fuckers.

I will have you all know that I will be buried with my OSU tickets in my coffin, so suck it.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-21, 01:23

No, not serious about Bee. Some here are concerned because of the health scare he had earlier this year, and now his extended absence. There are a couple of us who think he's just off doing Bee business, and we based that on his having gone away before, only to return. I still believe he's just elsewhere doing other things, including prepping for hunting season as well as for Doomsday. I certainly hope I'm right.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-21, 01:28

tTy wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I wouldn't say that.

You guys are dicks. I actually went back to see if I fell for the ::replypostersnametrick:: thing, and it was actually a tTy death threat. Fuckers.

I will have you all know that I will be buried with my OSU tickets in my coffin, so suck it.

It wasn't a death threat, it was a death prediction. I was showing my concern for your well-being. Okay, maybe not so much as your well-being as the well-being of your personal effects. I claimed your things because I want you to rest easy knowing it's all being cared for.
As for taking the tickets with you, that's what a shovel, a crowbar, and a flashlight are for.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-21, 01:44

tGreenWay wrote: including prepping for hunting season as well as for Doomsday.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-21, 02:14

tGreenWay wrote:tTy is the next among us to perish. First it was LWS, then OPTP, and most recently, it was Turtleneck who joined the departed. Next, it will be tTy.
As always, I call dibs on his shit, and that includes the tOSU tickets.

OPTP? Da fuq you call me?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-21, 02:33

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:tTy is the next among us to perish. First it was LWS, then OPTP, and most recently, it was Turtleneck who joined the departed. Next, it will be tTy.
As always, I call dibs on his shit, and that includes the tOSU tickets.

OPTP? Da fuq you call me?

Sorry, Lad. My eyes are strained and I'm an old man. I should probably get to bed, anyway, if I hope to have sex with my wife before she wakes up.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-11-21, 23:09

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Let me tell you how this is going to play out, OTPT.

Ty will come on here tonight. Or some other night. He will talk to you about the logistics of getting you the ticket. Depending on his level of intoxication he may even offer it to you for free or at a discount.

He will also be quick to discredit this post.

As the date draws nearer, he will start to realize that he is out $4k and that he can't afford to give the tickets away. Even in slight levels of intoxication he won't be willing to part with the extra tickets for free or for a discounted price, so he will reach out to friends, and maybe Swillsters to see if anyone is willing to buy the extras and go with him for full price.

As the date draws nearer still and he begins to realize that no one is going to give him $700 for a football ticket, and that he's going to have to expend a shit ton of effort to make the trip even happen, is going to have to spend a weekend away from his kids and is going to piss the ever living shit out of his wife he will sell the tickets. And knowing Ty he will probably get lucky and double his investment.

Did I mention that he will come on here tonight or in the near future and tell you that I'm full of shit and he is 100% going?

Bump for WBH.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-11-21, 23:12

Thanks Moose. I'm super glad you made Gerbil status. You're a great American.

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