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French people suck

Tim Wakefield wrote:French people suck

Dudes who marry chicks who insist upon hyphenating suck. Get it right.

tTy wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:French people suck

Dudes who marry chicks who insist upon hyphenating suck. Get it right.

Yeah, that I've never liked the hyphenating thing. Either she should just keep her last name, or change it to his, but the hyphenating thing just always seemed stupid to me. Does she want to change the wedding ceremony too? Maybe she wants her husband to be walked down the aisle by his mom to be given away to her. Actually, thinking about it, with the pansy asses like pajama boy, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the direction things head.

Makes me wonder what 2 kids of hyphenated parents do when they decide to get married and want to hyphenate. How far does the madness go?

There should be a cage match between the man and the woman. The loser takes the winner's last name and gets walked down the aisle to be given away. Ronda Rousey could probably win that fight, might be a few others that could do it.

Code_Warrior wrote:

tTy wrote:

Dudes who marry chicks who insist upon hyphenating suck. Get it right.

Yeah, that I've never liked the hyphenating thing. Either she should just keep her last name, or change it to his, but the hyphenating thing just always seemed stupid to me. Does she want to change the wedding ceremony too? Maybe she wants her husband to be walked down the aisle by his mom to be given away to her. Actually, thinking about it, with the pansy asses like pajama boy, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the direction things head.

Makes me wonder what 2 kids of hyphenated parents do when they decide to get married and want to hyphenate. How far does the madness go?

There should be a cage match between the man and the woman. The loser takes the winner's last name and gets walked down the aisle to be given away. Ronda Rousey could probably win that fight, might be a few others that could do it.

I dated a chick that when she has a kid that's the route she required. Obviously we didn't make it bc I thought that was redidculously unfair to the kid

What if a hyphenated name married a hyphenated name? Holy shit.

Good forbid a woman want her own identity, am I right guys? Yeah...

Rocinante wrote:Good forbid a woman want her own identity, am I right guys? Yeah...

Shut up, pussy.

tTy wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:French people suck

Dudes who marry chicks who insist upon hyphenating suck. Get it right.

I know a girl that got married and the dude hyphenated his name as well...wtf

Rocinante wrote:Good forbid a woman want her own identity, am I right guys? Yeah...

Yeah, like she could just keep her current name instead of changing it, amirite? But hey, lets do an abortion of a hyphenated name, because nothing says individuality like a hyphenated name.

I still like my cage match idea though.

I know a couple that got married and blended their last names together.. so if me and Turtleneck got married, I'd be Robert J Sakineck.. and he'd be Turtlemano..

needless to say, I didn't go to the wedding. They're a couple of hippie-type fruit loops.. not my scene. Eesh.

Why do you guys hate Jalen Watts-Jacksons mom?

You're terrible Americans and even worse Spartans.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I know a couple that got married and blended their last names together.. so if me and Turtleneck got married, I'd be Robert J Sakineck.. and he'd be Turtlemano..

needless to say, I didn't go to the wedding. They're a couple of hippie-type fruit loops.. not my scene. Eesh.

I always had an image of you as a hippie, but now that you're bagging on hippies, I'm wondering if you're really a bible thumper and maybe your posts aren't mocking bible thumpers, but are actually in sympathy with them. Hmmmmmm......

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why do you guys hate Jalen Watts-Jacksons mom?

You're terrible Americans and even worse Spartans.

I wonder if he has tattoos? If so, count me out.

Code_Warrior wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I know a couple that got married and blended their last names together.. so if me and Turtleneck got married, I'd be Robert J Sakineck.. and he'd be Turtlemano..

needless to say, I didn't go to the wedding. They're a couple of hippie-type fruit loops.. not my scene. Eesh.

I always had an image of you as a hippie, but now that you're bagging on hippies, I'm wondering if you're really a bible thumper and maybe your posts aren't mocking bible thumpers, but are actually in sympathy with them. Hmmmmmm......

in a brief moment of honesty, I'm not sure what the Bobby Sak hippie persona evolved out of....

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why do you guys hate Jalen Watts-Jacksons mom?

You're terrible Americans and even worse Spartans.

I don't hate his mom, I hate his dad. You have to understand the dynamic. I hate the loser of the wedding name cage match.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Code_Warrior wrote:
I always had an image of you as a hippie, but now that you're bagging on hippies, I'm wondering if you're really a bible thumper and maybe your posts aren't mocking bible thumpers, but are actually in sympathy with them. Hmmmmmm......

in a brief moment of honesty, I'm not sure what the Bobby Sak hippie persona evolved out of....

So you're saying you don't own a VW microbus? My whole world is turning upside down. If you're not a hippie, then maybe I'm wrong about many other things as well! This could be a mid life crisis moment!

Code_Warrior wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

in a brief moment of honesty, I'm not sure what the Bobby Sak hippie persona evolved out of....

So you're saying you don't own a VW microbus? My whole world is turning upside down. If you're not a hippie, then maybe I'm wrong about many other things as well! This could be a mid life crisis moment!

not a hippie. If DWags were paying attention when I ran into him and his family at El Azteco, he could lay out the physical persona for you. Otherwise, I'm just a pretty progressive dude who appreciates taking showers and loathes jam bands.

[quote="Code_Warrior"]

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why do you guys hate Jalen Watts-Jacksons mom?

You're terrible Americans and even worse Spartans.

I don't hate his mom, I hate his dad. You have to understand the dynamic. I hate the loser of the wedding name cage match.[/quote

You mean you hate the guy who left the game early because he thought it was over and as such missed the biggest play of his sons life? You're the worst Spartan ever.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Code_Warrior wrote:
So you're saying you don't own a VW microbus? My whole world is turning upside down. If you're not a hippie, then maybe I'm wrong about many other things as well! This could be a mid life crisis moment!

not a hippie. If DWags were paying attention when I ran into him and his family at El Azteco, he could lay out the physical persona for you. Otherwise, I'm just a pretty progressive dude who appreciates taking showers and loathes jam bands.

You take showers too? Damn! OK, we can still salvage this. Do you at least take LSD? Please say yes.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Code_Warrior wrote:
I don't hate his mom, I hate his dad.  You have to understand the dynamic.  I hate the loser of the wedding name cage match.

You mean you hate the guy who left the game early because he thought it was over and as such missed the biggest play of his sons life? You're the worst Spartan ever.

 Bob has made me realize that everything I ever believed in is wrong, so you may be right about my fandom, nothing makes sense anymore...

Code_Warrior wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

not a hippie. If DWags were paying attention when I ran into him and his family at El Azteco, he could lay out the physical persona for you. Otherwise, I'm just a pretty progressive dude who appreciates taking showers and loathes jam bands.

You take showers too? Damn! OK, we can still salvage this. Do you at least take LSD? Please say yes.

sorry man - never been into drugs. Smoked a little weed 30+ years ago - that's it.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Code_Warrior wrote:
You take showers too? Damn! OK, we can still salvage this. Do you at least take LSD? Please say yes.

sorry man - never been into drugs. Smoked a little weed 30+ years ago - that's it.

OK, I can work with that. You're a recovering former chain smoking weed hippie trying to turn respectable. You had to trade your microbus for a bike and turned to the Bible for comfort. You're trying to make America great again by telling everyone that they're great Americans. You dress like American Dad and work for the CIA. I'm good to go now...

Code_Warrior wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:sorry man - never been into drugs. Smoked a little weed 30+ years ago - that's it.

OK, I can work with that. You're a recovering former chain smoking weed hippie trying to turn respectable. You had to trade your microbus for a bike and turned to the Bible for comfort. You're trying to make America great again by telling everyone that they're great Americans. You dress like American Dad and work for the CIA. I'm good to go now...

wow - the accuracy is simply mind-boggling..

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Good forbid a woman want her own identity, am I right guys? Yeah...

Shut up, pussy.

Rocinante wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Shut up, pussy.

how did I miss that the first time through?

This thread.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Code_Warrior wrote:
So you're saying you don't own a VW microbus?  My whole world is turning upside down.  If you're not a hippie, then maybe I'm wrong about many other things as well!  This could be a mid life crisis moment!

not a hippie. If DWags were paying attention when I ran into him and his family at El Azteco, he could lay out the physical persona for you. Otherwise, I'm just a pretty progressive dude who appreciates taking showers and loathes jam bands.

He was wearing a uofm shirt.  Alls I'm saying.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why do you guys hate Jalen Watts-Jacksons mom?

You're terrible Americans and even worse Spartans.

Jesus, Travis, thanks for bringing this thread back online. Whew.

DWags wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:


not a hippie. If DWags were paying attention when I ran into him and his family at El Azteco, he could lay out the physical persona for you. Otherwise, I'm just a pretty progressive dude who appreciates taking showers and loathes jam bands.

He was wearing a uofm shirt.  Alls I'm saying.

What if the biggest troll on an MSU website were...a SCUMMER IN DISGUISE??????!?!?!?!?????

DWags wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:


not a hippie. If DWags were paying attention when I ran into him and his family at El Azteco, he could lay out the physical persona for you. Otherwise, I'm just a pretty progressive dude who appreciates taking showers and loathes jam bands.

He was wearing a uofm shirt.  Alls I'm saying.

nah - I don't own anything with writing on it - other than some concert/band tshirts. I do remember you wearing a very good looking MSU t-shirt of some sort.. I kind of wanted one just like it.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

DWags wrote:


He was wearing a uofm shirt.  Alls I'm saying.

nah - I don't own anything with writing on it - other than some concert/band tshirts. I do remember you wearing a very good looking MSU t-shirt of some sort.. I kind of wanted one just like it.

O.K., bob.  And my daughter said "Dad, the guy with the uofm shirt is staring at us".   

Whatev.

No big deal to me.

DWags wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:


nah - I don't own anything with writing on it - other than some concert/band tshirts. I do remember you wearing a very good looking MSU t-shirt of some sort.. I kind of wanted one just like it.

O.K., bob.  And my daughter said "Dad, the guy with the uofm shirt is staring at us".   

Whatev.

No big deal to me.

DWags wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:


nah - I don't own anything with writing on it - other than some concert/band tshirts. I do remember you wearing a very good looking MSU t-shirt of some sort.. I kind of wanted one just like it.

O.K., bob.  And my daughter said "Dad, the guy with the uofm shirt is staring at us".   

Whatev.

No big deal to me.

thought you said she was staring at his tattoo?

Toe wrote:

DWags wrote:


O.K., bob.  And my daughter said "Dad, the guy with the uofm shirt is staring at us".   

Whatev.

No big deal to me.

thought you said she was staring at his tattoo?

he has mentioned more than once leg tattoos.. of which, I have none.

I'm a fan of tattoos - but that is dreadful. Like, really guy?