My wife and daughter don't put shit away in the fridge in a consistent manner.

DWags wrote:The oldest was and is anal about shit like that, and now I think I know what was going on for th epast 6 or 7 years.   She'd probably put the shit back on the shelf where you kind of try to lump like items together.  Thing is, she's gone.  Now, I'm looking for the pickles on the second shelf, but they're behind a take out carry from last week on the third shelf.   (We always take the shit home, but probably re-heat only about 5-10% of it).   Then, fucking beverages.  Beer bottles are tall, top shelf right?  Nope, the wife has begun laying them on their side on the 2nd or third shelf.  Here is the fucking worst part.  The veggie crisper, fruit drawer and meat and cheese drawer.  God damn lord almighty, I've looked for an apple I know the wife had bought the day before in the fruit drawer, but nope, it's in the veggie crisper drawer.   I've found turkey meat in the fruit drawer.  

Are we animals?  WTF, It's starting to drive me nuts.  

Ideas?

NigelUno wrote:

DWags wrote:The oldest was and is anal about shit like that, and now I think I know what was going on for th epast 6 or 7 years.   She'd probably put the shit back on the shelf where you kind of try to lump like items together.  Thing is, she's gone.  Now, I'm looking for the pickles on the second shelf, but they're behind a take out carry from last week on the third shelf.   (We always take the shit home, but probably re-heat only about 5-10% of it).   Then, fucking beverages.  Beer bottles are tall, top shelf right?  Nope, the wife has begun laying them on their side on the 2nd or third shelf.  Here is the fucking worst part.  The veggie crisper, fruit drawer and meat and cheese drawer.  God damn lord almighty, I've looked for an apple I know the wife had bought the day before in the fruit drawer, but nope, it's in the veggie crisper drawer.   I've found turkey meat in the fruit drawer.  

Are we animals?  WTF, It's starting to drive me nuts.  

Ideas?

Get a condo in EL.  Bring the kid over to keep the fridge straight.

DWags wrote:The oldest was and is anal about shit like that, and now I think I know what was going on for th epast 6 or 7 years.   She'd probably put the shit back on the shelf where you kind of try to lump like items together.  Thing is, she's gone.  Now, I'm looking for the pickles on the second shelf, but they're behind a take out carry from last week on the third shelf.   (We always take the shit home, but probably re-heat only about 5-10% of it).   Then, fucking beverages.  Beer bottles are tall, top shelf right?  Nope, the wife has begun laying them on their side on the 2nd or third shelf.  Here is the fucking worst part.  The veggie crisper, fruit drawer and meat and cheese drawer.  God damn lord almighty, I've looked for an apple I know the wife had bought the day before in the fruit drawer, but nope, it's in the veggie crisper drawer.   I've found turkey meat in the fruit drawer.  

Are we animals?  WTF, It's starting to drive me nuts.  

Ideas?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck with their make up drawer to teach them a lesson?

DWags wrote:The oldest was and is anal about shit like that, and now I think I know what was going on for th epast 6 or 7 years.   She'd probably put the shit back on the shelf where you kind of try to lump like items together.  Thing is, she's gone.  Now, I'm looking for the pickles on the second shelf, but they're behind a take out carry from last week on the third shelf.   (We always take the shit home, but probably re-heat only about 5-10% of it).   Then, fucking beverages.  Beer bottles are tall, top shelf right?  Nope, the wife has begun laying them on their side on the 2nd or third shelf.  Here is the fucking worst part.  The veggie crisper, fruit drawer and meat and cheese drawer.  God damn lord almighty, I've looked for an apple I know the wife had bought the day before in the fruit drawer, but nope, it's in the veggie crisper drawer.   I've found turkey meat in the fruit drawer.  

Are we animals?  WTF, It's starting to drive me nuts.  

Ideas?

DWags wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

Get a condo in EL.  Bring the kid over to keep the fridge straight.

Seems like a big expense just cause the turkey meat was in with the fruit.  I was hoping for some kind of training advice.

AMwood wrote:i'm pretty sure you should get a divorce.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Chick's man

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:The oldest was and is anal about shit like that, and now I think I know what was going on for th epast 6 or 7 years.   She'd probably put the shit back on the shelf where you kind of try to lump like items together.  Thing is, she's gone.  Now, I'm looking for the pickles on the second shelf, but they're behind a take out carry from last week on the third shelf.   (We always take the shit home, but probably re-heat only about 5-10% of it).   Then, fucking beverages.  Beer bottles are tall, top shelf right?  Nope, the wife has begun laying them on their side on the 2nd or third shelf.  Here is the fucking worst part.  The veggie crisper, fruit drawer and meat and cheese drawer.  God damn lord almighty, I've looked for an apple I know the wife had bought the day before in the fruit drawer, but nope, it's in the veggie crisper drawer.   I've found turkey meat in the fruit drawer.  

Are we animals?  WTF, It's starting to drive me nuts.  

Ideas?

It's gone, bro.
If you didn't spend all of your money on luxuries like a refrigerator, then your wife would have had enough cash to buy more than one apple.  

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

It's gone, bro.
If you didn't spend all of your money on luxuries like a refrigerator, then your wife would have had enough cash to buy more than one apple.  

I'd do tjhis, but it actually seems too close to a Seinfeld episode.

DWags wrote:The oldest was and is anal about shit like that, and now I think I know what was going on for th epast 6 or 7 years.   She'd probably put the shit back on the shelf where you kind of try to lump like items together.  Thing is, she's gone.  Now, I'm looking for the pickles on the second shelf, but they're behind a take out carry from last week on the third shelf.   (We always take the shit home, but probably re-heat only about 5-10% of it).   Then, fucking beverages.  Beer bottles are tall, top shelf right?  Nope, the wife has begun laying them on their side on the 2nd or third shelf.  Here is the fucking worst part.  The veggie crisper, fruit drawer and meat and cheese drawer.  God damn lord almighty, I've looked for an apple I know the wife had bought the day before in the fruit drawer, but nope, it's in the veggie crisper drawer.   I've found turkey meat in the fruit drawer.  

Are we animals?  WTF, It's starting to drive me nuts.  

Ideas?

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:


I'd do tjhis, but it actually seems too close to a Seinfeld episode.

If you really want to get into a Seinfeld episode, then invite Bob over to teach your family the proper way to organize the fridge. Based on his confession above ^^^, it sounds like Bob and Jerry are equally... fastidious.  

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

If you really want to get into a Seinfeld episode, then invite Bob over to teach your family the proper way to organize the fridge. Based on his confession above ^^^, it sounds like Bob and Jerry are equally... fastidious.  

I must admit, my general approach to most things  is quite casual.. but I gotz to have me some order at home and in my office. I disinfect my office at the end of every week and I've been known to be scrubbing the kitchen at 6:00 am.

Rocinante wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I must admit, my general approach to most things  is quite casual.. but I gotz to have me some order at home and in my office. I disinfect my office at the end of every week and I've been known to be scrubbing the kitchen at 6:00 am.

Don't tell us any more stuff about you. I like you better the less I know.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

If you really want to get into a Seinfeld episode, then invite Bob over to teach your family the proper way to organize the fridge. Based on his confession above ^^^, it sounds like Bob and Jerry are equally... fastidious.  

I must admit, my general approach to most things  is quite casual.. but I gotz to have me some order at home and in my office. I disinfect my office at the end of every week and I've been known to be scrubbing the kitchen at 6:00 am.

DWags wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I must admit, my general approach to most things  is quite casual.. but I gotz to have me some order at home and in my office. I disinfect my office at the end of every week and I've been known to be scrubbing the kitchen at 6:00 am.

And you're freaked out by me eating a cold apple?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

DWags wrote:The oldest was and is anal about shit like that, and now I think I know what was going on for th epast 6 or 7 years.   She'd probably put the shit back on the shelf where you kind of try to lump like items together.  Thing is, she's gone.  Now, I'm looking for the pickles on the second shelf, but they're behind a take out carry from last week on the third shelf.   (We always take the shit home, but probably re-heat only about 5-10% of it).   Then, fucking beverages.  Beer bottles are tall, top shelf right?  Nope, the wife has begun laying them on their side on the 2nd or third shelf.  Here is the fucking worst part.  The veggie crisper, fruit drawer and meat and cheese drawer.  God damn lord almighty, I've looked for an apple I know the wife had bought the day before in the fruit drawer, but nope, it's in the veggie crisper drawer.   I've found turkey meat in the fruit drawer.  

Are we animals?  WTF, It's starting to drive me nuts.  

Ideas?

dude, while I try not to minimize your plight... you eat cold apples?

the thought of that gives me the heebie jeebies.

tGreenWay wrote:Bob,
Do you also sweep your driveway excessively, too? There's a few aging guys in the hood who do that. You could start a club.