Re: How long before the Swill gets "Dwagsified"??

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 17:44

Vlad wrote:It happened over at the RCMB over a period of a few years. How long before the same occurs here?

I may be a bit biased, but seems like he's got a free run of the place. We got threads about cold apples, family members not putting stuff back, getting his dumb ass kicked by three Nebraska fans over a license plate...WTF?? And he's brought his fan club with him.

Is he a co-investor in this start-up venture? If so, I get it.

I'm not entirely sure what your whining about, but I'm certain I disagree with it, anyway.

by **Vlad** 2015-11-10, 17:45

Turtleneck wrote:Vlad, why so jealous of DWags?

The man has unfettered powers AND an entourage! How can I not be jealous?? I mean, there are only like 20 posters here and 17 of them are riding his jock. How long before the Swill gets "Dwagsified"?? - Page 2 1494614055

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So fuck yeah I'm jealous!

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-10, 17:48

Vlad wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Vlad, why so jealous of DWags?

The man has unfettered powers AND an entourage! How can I not be jealous?? I mean, there are only like 20 posters here and 17 of them are riding his jock.

So fuck yeah I'm jealous!

I know you crave attention. In time you will receive the attention you crave. You need to be patient.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-10, 17:49

Turtleneck wrote:
Vlad wrote:

The man has unfettered powers AND an entourage! How can I not be jealous?? I mean, there are only like 20 posters here and 17 of them are riding his jock.

So fuck yeah I'm jealous!

I know you crave attention. In time you will receive the attention you crave. You need to be patient.

I'm not so sure. The attention whore schtick doesn't really work here.

by **Vlad** 2015-11-10, 17:56

NigelUno wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I know you crave attention. In time you will receive the attention you crave. You need to be patient.

I'm not so sure. The attention whore schtick doesn't really work here.

It's workin' fine for Dwags. He eats cold apples you know? And gets in fights to protect his license plate frame. With three guys. Who will kick his ass. Over a license plate frame.

by **Vlad** 2015-11-10, 18:00

Turtleneck wrote:
Vlad wrote:

The man has unfettered powers AND an entourage! How can I not be jealous?? I mean, there are only like 20 posters here and 17 of them are riding his jock.

So fuck yeah I'm jealous!

I know you crave attention. In time you will receive the attention you crave. You need to be patient.

That sounds ominous.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-10, 18:01

We should think about putting Vlad in charge of creating a list of acceptable posting topics.

by **Vlad** 2015-11-10, 18:04

Turtleneck wrote:We should think about putting Vlad in charge of creating a list of acceptable posting topics.

Oh I have a long list! Starting with "I like to fold my toilet paper before wiping". Never understood the bunchers.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 18:06

NigelUno wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I know you crave attention. In time you will receive the attention you crave. You need to be patient.

I'm not so sure. The attention whore schtick doesn't really work here.

This. Aside from our pet troll, attempts at AW'ing typically fade away.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 18:09

Turtleneck wrote:We should think about putting Vlad in charge of creating a list of acceptable posting topics.

Yes, along with an acceptable average posts per day number and a mandatory maximum number of posts.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 18:11

See? It's already working! We're talking about Vlad in every post! I guess that makes us members of Vlad's fan club.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-10, 18:14

tGreenWay wrote:See? It's already working! We're talking about Vlad in every post! I guess that makes us members of Vlad's fan club.

Vlad just wants to be loved. What does DWags have that Vlad does not? Sure, DWags knows what a football is but that is no way to judge a man.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 18:18

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:See? It's already working! We're talking about Vlad in every post! I guess that makes us members of Vlad's fan club.

Vlad just wants to be loved. What does DWags have that Vlad does not? Sure, DWags knows what a football is but that is no way to judge a man.

Welp, DWags knows how to get his ass kicked IRL. Vlad only gets into fights online.
Of course, DWags only got beat up once; Vlad gets into fights all the time.
Seems like Vlad is the only one of the two who is consistently an idiot.

by Guest 2015-11-10, 18:22

Floyd Robertson wrote:Until we have about 20 more regular posters my (worthless) opinion is that any thread short of a lemon party or Ross relating himself is a good thread.

Worthless is right. Thanks for all the mentions in this thread. Ill add you to my hater list when I get home. #Fuck DWags #Urdaughters18yetTho

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-10, 18:24

Mods!!!! Greenway is calling names. Please ban poster NigelUno.

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-11-10, 18:24

Vlad wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Vlad, why so jealous of DWags?

The man has unfettered powers AND an entourage! How can I not be jealous?? I mean, there are only like 20 posters here and 17 of them are riding his jock.

So fuck yeah I'm jealous!

He has the power of the mod hat, but not the power of a mod. That's why he's started the conspiracy. He's hoping to add mod powers to his mod hat.
#TruthExposed

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-10, 18:37

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Until we have about 20 more regular posters my (worthless) opinion is that any thread short of a lemon party or Ross relating himself is a good thread.

Worthless is right. Thanks for all the mentions in this thread. Ill add you to my hater list when I get home. #Fuck DWags #Urdaughters18yetTho

So, you are Ross?

I used to stick up for you sometimes. Are we still good?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 18:38

Turtleneck wrote:Mods!!!! Greenway is calling names. Please ban poster NigelUno.

Yes! This!

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 18:39

Code_Warrior wrote:
Vlad wrote:

The man has unfettered powers AND an entourage! How can I not be jealous?? I mean, there are only like 20 posters here and 17 of them are riding his jock.

So fuck yeah I'm jealous!
He has the power of the mod hat, but not the power of a mod. That's why he's started the conspiracy. He's hoping to add mod powers to his mod hat.
#TruthExposed

Thanks for spoiling the secret. We wanted Vlad to keep believing DWags was a Mod. You aren't exposing truths, you're a part of the conspiracy.

by Guest 2015-11-10, 18:42

NigelUno wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Worthless is right. Thanks for all the mentions in this thread. Ill add you to my hater list when I get home. #Fuck DWags #Urdaughters18yetTho

So, you are Ross?

I used to stick up for you sometimes. Are we still good?

He referred to me as RossDawgs265 in another post. I respond to multiple names. Lets get back on topic, FUCK DWAGS!

by **The Pantry** 2015-11-10, 18:50

Vlad wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:We should think about putting Vlad in charge of creating a list of acceptable posting topics.

Oh I have a long list! Starting with "I like to fold my toilet paper before wiping". Never understood the bunchers.

I am in full agreement with you on this one.

Kinda scary cuz it's the first time that has ever happened How long before the Swill gets "Dwagsified"?? - Page 2 1550444538

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by **xsanguine** 2015-11-10, 18:53

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:D wags can post whatever he wants, and I like it that way.

by **duffy munn** 2015-11-10, 18:55

Rocinante wrote: You? Well, I don't know what you are.

I do. He's the Spartan that gets off on message boards when the Spartans lose. Or don't win by enough.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-11-10, 19:28

I don't care if it gets Dwagsified as long as it never gets Rockified or nedgoized.

by **DWags** 2015-11-10, 19:43

Turtleneck wrote:Vlad, why so jealous of DWags?

My hat.

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-11-10, 19:56

tGreenWay wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
He has the power of the mod hat, but not the power of a mod. That's why he's started the conspiracy. He's hoping to add mod powers to his mod hat.
#TruthExposed

Thanks for spoiling the secret. We wanted Vlad to keep believing DWags was a Mod. You aren't exposing truths, you're a part of the conspiracy.

I Can't be part.of the conspiracy and exposing secrets at the same time. You finally made the mistake I needed to add you to the list of conspirators.
#TruthExposed

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 21:20

Code_Warrior wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Thanks for spoiling the secret. We wanted Vlad to keep believing DWags was a Mod. You aren't exposing truths, you're a part of the conspiracy.
I Can't be part.of the conspiracy and exposing secrets at the same time. You finally made the mistake I needed to add you to the list of conspirators.
#TruthExposed

That's exactly what a conspirator would say!

by **Death Roe** 2015-11-10, 21:28

Vlad wrote:It happened over at the RCMB over a period of a few years. How long before the same occurs here?

I may be a bit biased, but seems like he's got a free run of the place. We got threads about cold apples, family members not putting stuff back, getting his dumb ass kicked by three Nebraska fans over a license plate...WTF?? And he's brought his fan club with him.

Is he a co-investor in this start-up venture? If so, I get it.

I thought you were a non-biased poster.

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-11-10, 22:10

Vlad wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:We should think about putting Vlad in charge of creating a list of acceptable posting topics.

Oh I have a long list! Starting with "I like to fold my toilet paper before wiping". Never understood the bunchers.

Completely agree. Can't believe there are bunchers. Also can't believe there are guys who don't build a nest on a public toilet before sitting down.

by **Blanch32** 2015-11-10, 22:29

Vlad wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
Fuck! DWags is using his mod hat powers to get you to post more shit about him to try and throw me off the trail. Quick, put on a tin foil hat. It's the only thing that can protect you.
#TruthExposed

As I said, he's brought his fan club with him. Dwags doesn't travel from board to board without his underlings.

Doesn't matter as long as you don't discuss period towels, you can post whatever you want here. Hell this is the anti sunshine board

by **The Pantry** 2015-11-10, 22:35

y2kMgrad wrote:
Vlad wrote:

Oh I have a long list! Starting with "I like to fold my toilet paper before wiping". Never understood the bunchers.

Completely agree. Can't believe there are bunchers. Also can't believe there are guys who don't build a nest on a public toilet before sitting down.

Is this something you practice...? scratch

Please post a pic of said 'nest' before you sit down next time

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-11-10, 22:46

The Pantry wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:

Completely agree. Can't believe there are bunchers. Also can't believe there are guys who don't build a nest on a public toilet before sitting down.
Is this something you practice...?

Please post a pic of said 'nest' before you sit down next time

You don't build a nest? Even at Meijer?

by **DWags** 2015-11-10, 22:49

y2kMgrad wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this something you practice...?

Please post a pic of said 'nest' before you sit down next time

You don't build a nest? Even at Meijer?

I usually take a shit before I go shopping. But if I need to I use the women's and just pretend I was confused. I'm old enough where I can get away with that now

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-11-10, 22:55

DWags wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:

You don't build a nest? Even at Meijer?

I usually take a shit before I go shopping. But if I need to I use the women's and just pretend I was confused. I'm old enough where I can get away with that now

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I'd probably still build the nest. Am I the only person on this board who builds the nest!?!!!!

by **The Pantry** 2015-11-10, 22:56

y2kMgrad wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this something you practice...?

Please post a pic of said 'nest' before you sit down next time

You don't build a nest? Even at Meijer?

Rarely shit anywhere but home and work. I trust the assholes at work.

You shit at Meijer?

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-11-10, 23:01

The Pantry wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:

You don't build a nest? Even at Meijer?
Rarely shit anywhere but home and work. I trust the assholes at work.

You shit at Meijer?

Hey, you gotta go you gotta go bro. Especially if you just ate at Chipotle. :poop:

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 23:04

The Pantry wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:

Completely agree. Can't believe there are bunchers. Also can't believe there are guys who don't build a nest on a public toilet before sitting down.
Is this something you practice...?

Please post a pic of said 'nest' before you sit down next time

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE ASKING?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-10, 23:05

Just got word that Nigel has banned DWags.

by **The Pantry** 2015-11-10, 23:08

y2kMgrad wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Rarely shit anywhere but home and work. I trust the assholes at work.

You shit at Meijer?

Hey, you gotta go you gotta go bro. Especially if you just ate at Chipotle.

You need work on your logistics. Meijer first...Chipotle last.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-10, 23:10

Turtleneck wrote:Just got word that Nigel has banned DWags.

Orangebloods confirm?

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