Re: And things were going so well in the Middle East

by **Nommad2** 2015-11-25, 10:45

In Russian Thanksgiving, Turkey shoots YOU.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-25, 10:57

Nommad2 wrote:In Russian Thanksgiving, Turkey shoots YOU.

Did you make that up?

Pretty good.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-25, 11:06

Rocinante wrote:
Nommad2 wrote:In Russian Thanksgiving, Turkey shoots YOU.

Did you make that up?

Pretty good.

And things were going so well in the Middle East - Page 3 50d4814cafa96f7551000043

by Guest 2015-11-25, 11:30

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Got any links?
yeah.. there is this one link that tells us that the plastic turkey Bush used for his photo op wasn't actually plastic..

some crazy things on the internet.

Gosh I'm shocked you were setting up and batting down strawmen.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 11:33

And things were going so well in the Middle East - Page 3 George-Bush-serves-a-Than-006

"Howdy fellers... hey, listen - I sure am sorry that I allowed those 3,000 people to be killed back on 9/11. I'm also sorry that I lied to send you here.. maybe one of the days, 'Merica will wise up and elect some 'ol black boy with a funny name who will get the unemployment rate down to 5%, provide affordable healthcare to millions of Americans.. and protect the homeland much better than I did...

but.. in the mean time, here' a plastic turkey"..

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-25, 11:33

LooseGoose wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:yeah.. there is this one link that tells us that the plastic turkey Bush used for his photo op wasn't actually plastic..

some crazy things on the internet.

Gosh I'm shocked you were setting up and batting down strawmen.

It is my Thanksgiving Day wish that Goose and Bob would sit down, share some turkey and a beer and hash things out.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-25, 11:53

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Did you make that up?

Pretty good.

I know who the concept comes from, I just mean that particular joke being so apropos and timely... It's difficult for me to believe that one of our own would come up with it.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 11:55

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Gosh I'm shocked you were setting up and batting down strawmen.

It is my Thanksgiving Day wish that Goose and Bob would sit down, share some turkey and a beer and hash things out.

And things were going so well in the Middle East - Page 3 502811600

I'm pretty easy to get along with.. he seems a little more volatile. I don't have a problem with Goose.. he's entitled to his opinions on things. It's just that his opinions often seem rooted in anger and laced with obscenities... and on the verge of violence.

Anyway - you're a great American, a damn fine Spartan and I appreciate your efforts.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 12:11

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

It is my Thanksgiving Day wish that Goose and Bob would sit down, share some turkey and a beer and hash things out.

I'm pretty easy to get along with.. he seems a little more volatile. I don't have a problem with Goose.. he's entitled to his opinions on things. It's just that his opinions often seem rooted in anger and laced with obscenities... and on the verge of violence.

Anyway - you're a great American, a damn fine Spartan and I appreciate your efforts.

I don't know....a guy that spends his days in only an apron while baking pies is probably pretty non-violent.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 12:16

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

I'm pretty easy to get along with.. he seems a little more volatile. I don't have a problem with Goose.. he's entitled to his opinions on things. It's just that his opinions often seem rooted in anger and laced with obscenities... and on the verge of violence.

Anyway - you're a great American, a damn fine Spartan and I appreciate your efforts.

I don't know....a guy that spends his days in only an apron while baking pies is probably pretty non-violent.

I don't remember his exact quotes but they're on here somewhere.. in between spewing obscenities, he threatens to knock my teeth out or something like that.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 12:19

Maybe he was suggesting that his pineapple pie is best enjoyed without teeth? You know, trying to do you a favor.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 12:28

Turtleneck wrote:Maybe he was suggesting that his pineapple pie is best enjoyed without teeth? You know, trying to do you a favor.

couple of copy and pastes from a single thread:

LooseGoose wrote:Want to reduce rapes?

Tell the women to:
reduce or stop drinking.
stay with friends
dress conservatively (Jeans and a top - not talking anything too radical)

LooseGoose wrote:Go stand on a street corner in south Chicago some evening and scream about "stupid niggers". When you get shot continue to believe you did nothing to endanger yourself and anyone that claims otherwise is a dirty son of a bitch.

LooseGoose wrote:You're a pathetic piece of shit.

I hope he can cook better than he can articulate himself.

by Guest 2015-11-25, 12:56

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:You're a pathetic piece of shit.
I hope he can cook better than he can articulate himself.

I think that's quite articulate and accurate.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-25, 13:12

LooseGoose wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I hope he can cook better than he can articulate himself.

I think that's quite articulate and accurate.

And we're having constructive dialog. It's happening!!!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 13:22

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I think that's quite articulate and accurate.

And we're having constructive dialog. It's happening!!!

it's a holiday miracle!!!

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 13:41

Festivas miracle

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 13:45

Turtleneck wrote:Festivas miracle

HEY, PAL.. we're christians.. and we say Merry Christmas!! You get it? MERRY CHRISTMAS G*D D*MMIT!!

I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-25, 13:47

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Festivas miracle
HEY, PAL.. we're christians.. and we say Merry Christmas!! You get it? MERRY CHRISTMAS G*D D*MMIT!!

I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

I hope we can put all of the people that say anything other than Christmas into a database and spy on their places of employment.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 13:49

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
HEY, PAL.. we're christians.. and we say Merry Christmas!! You get it? MERRY CHRISTMAS G*D D*MMIT!!

I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

I hope we can put all of the people that say anything other than Christmas into a database and spy on their places of employment.

yep.

if you don't say "Merry Christmas", well.. welcome to a database, mister. I hope you enjoy your 'round-the-clock surveillance.

PERTECKT!!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-25, 13:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Festivas miracle
HEY, PAL.. we're christians.. and we say Merry Christmas!! You get it? MERRY CHRISTMAS G*D D*MMIT!!

I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

You're a damn fine Christian. A true role model.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 13:57

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
HEY, PAL.. we're christians.. and we say Merry Christmas!! You get it? MERRY CHRISTMAS G*D D*MMIT!!

I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

You're a damn fine Christian. A true role model.

well, I can tell you one thing.. 'ol jesus may have been one of these "turn the other cheek" kinds of guys.. but between the Starbucks cups and "holiday parties" at the local elementary schools, it's damn near time we christians stand up and say "enough"... the next little sniveling namby pamby, government-assisted librul says "Happy Holidays" to me, he/she had better be prepared to be introduced to the working end of my firearm..

'cause, God D*mmit.. it's Christmans.. CHRISTmas.

JesUSAaves..

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-25, 14:30

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You're a damn fine Christian. A true role model.
well, I can tell you one thing.. 'ol jesus may have been one of these "turn the other cheek" kinds of guys.. but between the Starbucks cups and "holiday parties" at the local elementary schools, it's damn near time we christians stand up and say "enough"... the next little sniveling namby pamby, government-assisted librul says "Happy Holidays" to me, he/she had better be prepared to be introduced to the working end of my firearm..

'cause, God D*mmit.. it's Christmans.. CHRISTmas.

JesUSAaves..

And things were going so well in the Middle East - Page 3 Jesus%2BSaves%2B2

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-25, 14:53

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
well, I can tell you one thing.. 'ol jesus may have been one of these "turn the other cheek" kinds of guys.. but between the Starbucks cups and "holiday parties" at the local elementary schools, it's damn near time we christians stand up and say "enough"... the next little sniveling namby pamby, government-assisted librul says "Happy Holidays" to me, he/she had better be prepared to be introduced to the working end of my firearm..

'cause, God D*mmit.. it's Christmans.. CHRISTmas.

JesUSAaves..

god bless you and your family.

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