tOfficial Turtleneck's Pineapple Thread

[tGreenWay]

You're all welcome and encouraged to post anything about pineapple, because it's Turtleneck's favorite food. I'll start:

[tGreenWay]

And before we get too far into this thread, a little history of the pineapple:

[tGreenWay]

[Turtleneck]

You're all welcome and encouraged to post anything about pineapple, because it's Turtleneck's favorite food. I'll start:

If you like pineapple you hate America. It's that simple.

[tGreenWay]

You're all welcome and encouraged to post anything about pineapple, because it's Turtleneck's favorite food. I'll start:

If you like pineapple you hate America. It's that simple.

Why don't you watch those videos, take notes, then file a report back to us. And before you start hollering with that high-pitched Turtleneck whine, you should know I thought about asking for three individual reports, then thought better of it. You're welcome.

[tGreenWay]

I'll be back here in a couple of hours, so you have some time.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Fresh pineapple is good. The shit that comes in a can is disgusting. People who like canned pineapple more than likely kicks puppies.

[Guest]

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

[Turtleneck]

I'm not watching your pineapple propaganda.

[Rocinante]

Fuck pineapple.

[Turtleneck]

Yes! Down with pineapple!

[Rocinante]

People who put pineapple on pizza should be shot.

[Turtleneck]

People who put pineapple on pizza should be shot.

In general, people who eat pineapple should be arrested and put into camps.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground. Pineapple is murder.

[tGreenWay]

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

I'm inviting you to a major holiday sometime soon, and filling my kitchen with ingredients for pies and whatnot. And a sexy new apron.

[tGreenWay]

Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground. Pineapple is murder.

I don't like you hanging around that fucker Turtleneck. He's trouble.

[tGreenWay]

People who put pineapple on pizza should be shot.

Try a pineapple/feta pizza pie. That sweet/salty combo is sofa king good.

[Turtleneck]

People who put pineapple on pizza should be shot.

Try a pineapple/feta pizza pie. That sweet/salty combo is sofa king good.

You are one screwed up human being.

[tGreenWay]

Try a pineapple/feta pizza pie. That sweet/salty combo is sofa king good.

You are one screwed up human being.

Pineapple has made me smart and dead sexy.

[Turtleneck]

You are one screwed up human being.

Pineapple has made me smart and dead sexy.

All part of the pineapple strategy to make America over confident and weak, thus rendering it vulnerable to the enemy.

[DWags]

[Turtleneck]

Animal cruelty. I am reporting you to Sarah McLachlan.

[The_Dude]

Pineapple everywhere in Hawaii...fucking christ.

[tGreenWay]

This is a thing of beauty. Truly, a masterful work of art.

[tGreenWay]

Pineapple everywhere in Hawaii...fucking christ.

Did that come as a surprise to you?

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