My dog is gassing me out of my own living room

She is farting something awful. These are 8/9 in smell and they linger. She sleeps on a dog bed next to me in our room at night.

Pics of dog

My kid has been sharting diarrhea all damn day. Those diapers are straight out to the can outside.

Snake Plissken wrote:Pics of dog

She seems quite satisfied with herself. Attagirl.

Did you steal SD528953820's dog?

Snake Plissken wrote:She is farting something awful. These are 8/9 in smell and they linger. She sleeps on a dog bed next to me in our room at night.

Try switching your peanut butter from crunchy to creamy.

Turtleneck wrote:Did you steal SD528953820's dog?

No does he have a beagle? I've had her for about 12 years now.

Snake Plissken wrote:She is farting something awful. These are 8/9 in smell and they linger. She sleeps on a dog bed next to me in our room at night.

You have a heated garage.

NigelUno wrote:
You have a heated garage.

I did before I moved

Turtleneck wrote:Did you steal SD528953820's dog?

No, that's a real dog. Not like that ugly, mangy mutt SD's parents paid $3000 for.

The Pantry wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Did you steal SD528953820's dog?

No, that's a real dog. Not like that ugly, mangy mutt SD's parents paid $3000 for.

The only thing nastier looking than that wretched mutt is sd's janky finger.

Snake Plissken wrote:Pics of dog

Yep, I know all about that guilty look. Still, my dog would outfart your dog. When he stands up, he is damn near as tall as me. Bigger dog, bigger farts.

One time I farted so loud the dog ran to the picture window and started barking, so maybe I win.

He wishes you a good nights sleep! A king size bed for a Cavalier King Charles. We both be ballinn!!!! He lives like a King!!!!

Fag dog

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:He wishes you a good nights sleep! A king size bed for a Cavalier King Charles. We both be ballinn!!!! He lives like a King!!!!

That's a dog for a girl. It's great that you're comfortable with your orientation.

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:He wishes you a good nights sleep! A king size bed for a Cavalier King Charles. We both be ballinn!!!! He lives like a King!!!!

That's a dog for a girl. It's great that you're comfortable with your orientation.

My dog would f'n destroy that thing, whatever it is. Just this morning, my dog ran off a herd of deer and then went after the horses next door because they got too close to the fence. Dog has no fear. Don't animals have an idea that they our bigger when a smaller animal tries to threaten it? Geezz, deer and horses must be dumb....

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:He wishes you a good nights sleep! A king size bed for a Cavalier King Charles. We both be ballinn!!!! He lives like a King!!!!

That's a dog for a girl. It's great that you're comfortable with your orientation.

Got to be able to fly.

Frank Ricard wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

That's a dog for a girl. It's great that you're comfortable with your orientation.  

My dog would f'n destroy that thing, whatever it is.  Just this morning, my dog ran off a herd of deer and then went after the horses next door because they got too close to the fence.  Dog has no fear.  Don't animals have an idea that they our bigger when a smaller animal tries to threaten it?  Geezz, deer and horses must be dumb....

Ha, we roll together.  You attack him you attack me.  Ur dog would be riddled with about 20 bullets.  Eat shit. Coyotes even scared of us.

Why is your dog always looking at you like you're touching yourself?

Turtleneck wrote:Why is your dog always looking at you like you're touching yourself?

Cause I usually always have a dog treat on me.  And even when I don't he thinks I do.  In this case, he gets one every night before he goes to bed.  Its his ritual to jump up on the bed way before I'm ready. He sits and waits until its snack time.  You would like being my dog, live a better life than you already do

that's a nice dog. do they make any for men?

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Frank Ricard wrote:

My dog would f'n destroy that thing, whatever it is.  Just this morning, my dog ran off a herd of deer and then went after the horses next door because they got too close to the fence.  Dog has no fear.  Don't animals have an idea that they our bigger when a smaller animal tries to threaten it?  Geezz, deer and horses must be dumb....

Ha, we roll together.  You attack him you attack me.  Ur dog would be riddled with about 20 bullets.  Eat shit. Coyotes even scared of us.

You'll do well behind bars as the cockholster for about a dozen large men.

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Why is your dog always looking at you like you're touching yourself?

Cause I usually always have a dog treat on me.  And even when I don't he thinks I do.  In this case, he gets one every night before he goes to bed.  Its his ritual to jump up on the bed way before I'm ready. He sits and waits until its snack time.  You would like being my dog, live a better life than you already do

Is that thing (it's a thing, not a dog) a true service animal that helps you get around because you're brain-dead, or is it just a therapy pet to try to keep you calm and reduce the number of your many tantrums and outbursts?

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Cause I usually always have a dog treat on me.  And even when I don't he thinks I do.  In this case, he gets one every night before he goes to bed.  Its his ritual to jump up on the bed way before I'm ready. He sits and waits until its snack time.  You would like being my dog, live a better life than you already do

Is that thing (it's a thing, not a dog) a true service animal that helps you get around because you're brain-dead, or is it just a therapy pet to try to keep you calm and reduce the number of your many tantrums and outbursts?

Either way it doesn't seem to be working.

pulling69 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Is that thing (it's a thing, not a dog) a true service animal that helps you get around because you're brain-dead, or is it just a therapy pet to try to keep you calm and reduce the number of your many tantrums and outbursts?

Either way it doesn't seem to be working.

Because he needs a dog and that thing, whatever it is, isn't a dog.

Decided to stay in tonight. My body asked for it. Watching inception.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Decided to stay in tonight. My body asked for it. Watching inception.

I was wondering what you were doing tonight. I can go to bed now. Thanks.

Turtleneck wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Decided to stay in tonight. My body asked for it. Watching inception.

I was wondering what you were doing tonight. I can go to bed now. Thanks.

You're welcome, Turtleneck.

Everybody tucked in for the night? Good. I'll go to sleep now, too.

tGreenWay wrote:

pulling69 wrote:

Either way it doesn't seem to be working.

Because he needs a dog and that thing, whatever it is, isn't a dog.

Don't piss off my pit bull. He always is keeping a watchful eye on the King while he naps.

#MacBaller

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:#MacBaller

#15InchRetinaDisplay#RedKeyBoard #SayItAintSo

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:#MacBaller

#15InchRetinaDisplay#RedKeyBoard #SayItAintSo

#SoInsecure #ObviousLottoMoney

I was like "why has this thread been around for days, is something interesting going on in this thread?" I should know better.

Rocinante wrote:I was like "why has this thread been around for days, is something interesting going on in this thread?" I should know better.

There is a beagle wearing a cool MSU sweater. Why do you hate the beagle in the MSU sweater? WHY, ROC, WHY?

The dog looks like he hates that fucking sweater. Let the dog be free.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:The dog looks like he hates that fucking sweater. Let the dog be free.

You're right. Give the sweater to Bob's cat.