Blanch's greatest hits. Volume 1.

5.) Chris Hill is a better defender than Travis Walton. Because, steals.

4.) Play Tom Herzog !!

3.) The coaches won't play DeAnthony Arnett because they fear he will do well. Like score touchdowns and stuff. Therefore the coaches will be embarrassed and look bad.

2.) This is why Kirk Cousins is not a starter. Girly man.

1.) Denzel Valentine does not have what it takes to be a star. No handles, can't shoot, can't defend, soft.

Feel free to add to the list.

The Dude has way better material for a greatest hits thread. Since he is a UM fan it makes it ok. Let's just accept Blanch rather than make him feel unwanted.

Remember when duffy skipped the Oregon game on purpose?

Giant Moose wrote:Remember when duffy skipped the Oregon game on purpose?

No

gHost Spartan wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:Remember when duffy skipped the Oregon game on purpose?

And drank 100 Coors Lites in two days

Watched at a bar in Oscoda and it was four days.

Both way better options than going anywhere with the scumbag ambulance chaser.

Now back to blanch's great calls, please.

Giant Moose wrote:Remember when duffy skipped the Oregon game on purpose?

Remember when Tanfan skipped the Michigan game because he thought we would lose?

Remember when Tanfan went to a movie during the OSU game after he told everyone we would lose?

Oh, shit. I hope none of that is from the other board.

duffy munn wrote:5.) Chris Hill is a better defender than Travis Walton. Because, steals.

4.) Play Tom Herzog !!

3.) The coaches won't play DeAnthony Arnett because they fear he will do well. Like score touchdowns and stuff. Therefore the coaches will be embarrassed and look bad.

2.) This is why Kirk Cousins is not a starter. Girly man.

1.) Denzel Valentine does not have what it takes to be a star. No handles, can't shoot, can't defend, soft.

Feel free to add to the list.

Decent obession. Easily #2 after nigel. Granted I said cousins fears getting hit. You added the girly part.

Blanch32 wrote:

duffy munn wrote:5.) Chris Hill is a better defender than Travis Walton. Because, steals.

4.) Play Tom Herzog !!

3.) The coaches won't play DeAnthony Arnett because they fear he will do well. Like score touchdowns and stuff. Therefore the coaches will be embarrassed and look bad.

2.) This is why Kirk Cousins is not a starter. Girly man.

1.) Denzel Valentine does not have what it takes to be a star. No handles, can't shoot, can't defend, soft.

Feel free to add to the list.

Decent obession. Easily #2 after nigel. Granted I said cousins fears getting hit. You added the girly part.

I believe you said at least Cook is not a girly man. I could be wrong.

Either way, I'm impressed with your great sports takes and look forward to volume 2.

duffy munn wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Decent obession. Easily #2 after nigel. Granted I said cousins fears getting hit. You added the girly part.

I believe you said at least Cook is not a girly man. I could be wrong.

Either way, I'm impressed with your great sports takes and look forward to volume 2.

KC is becoming a cult hero.

gHost Spartan wrote:

duffy munn wrote:

I believe you said at least Cook is not a girly man. I could be wrong.

Either way, I'm impressed with your great sports takes and look forward to volume 2.

Truth be told, I recall blanch providing some above-average MSU hoops analysis in the past but these notable gaffes are difficult to change perception.

He did ? When ? I know he is an expert. Remember when he dominated a bunch of fat old men in the "can't mention the name of the tourney?" Or that free throw he made in the 6th grade rec league ?

duffy munn wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote: Truth be told, I recall blanch providing some above-average MSU hoops analysis in the past but these notable gaffes are difficult to change perception.

He did ? When ? I know he is an expert. Remember when he dominated a bunch of fat old men in the "can't mention the name of the tourney?" Or that free throw he made in the 6th grade rec league ?

This thread is dumb, and I doubt you are invited to the next Blanchfest. I am going to miss Blanch when he goes to live in that Bud Light town.

Honestly I gain new appreciation for blanch each and every day. He is just so gd oblivious. And arrogant/oblivious to the fact that he is so gd oblivious. It's kind of amazing and pretty fun to watch.

gHost Spartan wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Honestly I gain new appreciation for blanch each and every day. He is just so gd oblivious. And arrogant/oblivious to the fact that he is so gd oblivious. It's kind of amazing and pretty fun to watch.

I see the opposite - I see a guy who tries to hard to make people think that he's oblivious that he simply overlooks everything - in other words, he outsmarts himself but with the intended result.

No...he's not trying. He really doesn't care what anyone else thinks. I've never met him but for some reason I have this gift. I understand people on the internet after reading their posts for 10-15 years. I can tell you what they're about for the most part.

All I know is all that shit about blanch is dead balls on. Plus he can't spell, rarely makes sense, probably mid management lackey with little ambition and most likely lies about puntang.  

HOWEVER!!

Everyone of you fuckers owe him a debt of gratitude that probably can't be repaid.

Yes, I'm speaking of his pep talk to the foitball team on OSU eve.

We're in the playoffs!! Why? One man, one speech, one moment.  And if any of you think we win that game without it, you're full of shit.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote: I see the opposite - I see a guy who tries to hard to make people think that he's oblivious that he simply overlooks everything - in other words, he outsmarts himself but with the intended result.

No...he's not trying. He really doesn't care what anyone else thinks. I've never met him but for some reason I have this gift. I understand people on the internet after reading their posts for 10-15 years. I can tell you what they're about for the most part.

Do me next!

Muffy trying to revive Fletch?

Turtleneck wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

No...he's not trying. He really doesn't care what anyone else thinks. I've never met him but for some reason I have this gift. I understand people on the internet after reading their posts for 10-15 years. I can tell you what they're about for the most part.

Do me next!

You're an enigma. Sarcastic old bastard. That's all I got.

The_Dude wrote:Muffy trying to revive Fletch?

Wolvie No !!

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Do me next!

You're an enigma. Sarcastic old bastard. That's all I got.

I am actually just a computer program.

Also something something Wegman's.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Also something something Wegman's.

Quiet. You're going to wake up DMBSparty.

duffy munn wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Decent obession. Easily #2 after nigel. Granted I said cousins fears getting hit. You added the girly part.

I believe you said at least Cook is not a girly man. I could be wrong.

Either way, I'm impressed with your great sports takes and look forward to volume 2.

Does volume 2 include:

1. Calling the 2005 final four.
2. Calling the 2009 final four.
3. First person to seriously declare dantonio as our next head coach.
4. Call for roushar s firing and first person to call for bollman's hiring.
5. Osu 2015 pep talk for victory.

any of these or will you continue to point to examples of players playing to their potential of which I saw?

gHost Spartan wrote:

duffy munn wrote:

I believe you said at least Cook is not a girly man. I could be wrong.

Either way, I'm impressed with your great sports takes and look forward to volume 2.

Truth be told, I recall blanch providing some above-average MSU hoops analysis in the past but these notable gaffes are difficult to change perception.

I once statistically proved ager sucked, but was met not my disagreement but complete silence. It was at that moment I realized I was dealing with a collective group of idiots. Sheep that believe if ESPN didn't say it, it's not true

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote: I see the opposite - I see a guy who tries to hard to make people think that he's oblivious that he simply overlooks everything - in other words, he outsmarts himself but with the intended result.

No...he's not trying. He really doesn't care what anyone else thinks. I've never met him but for some reason I have this gift. I understand people on the internet after reading their posts for 10-15 years. I can tell you what they're about for the most part.

10+ years of posting and I'm still an enigma. SD265 and others: that's the very definition of premium

DWags wrote:All I know is all that shit about blanch is dead balls on. Plus he can't spell, rarely makes sense, probably mid management lackey with little ambition and most likely lies about puntang.  

HOWEVER!!

Everyone of you fuckers owe him a debt of gratitude that probably can't be repaid.

Yes, I'm speaking of his pep talk to the foitball team on OSU eve.

We're in the playoffs!! Why? One man, one speech, one moment.  And if any of you think we win that game without it, you're full of shit.

Sucks your wife isn't putting out anymore and you have zero potential options or resolution

Blanch32 wrote:

duffy munn wrote:

I believe you said at least Cook is not a girly man. I could be wrong.

Either way, I'm impressed with your great sports takes and look forward to volume 2.

Does volume 2 include:

1. Calling the 2005 final four.
2. Calling the 2009 final four.
3. First person to seriously declare dantonio as our next head coach.
4. Call for roushar s firing and first person to call for bollman's hiring.
5. Osu 2015 pep talk for victory.

any of these or will you continue to point to examples of players playing to their potential of which I saw?

Well hmmmm somebody started a thread on the old RCMB that said "congratulations to MSU's next head coach" on the day Dantonio was hired at Cincinatti.

Hmmmmm somebody did that.

Blanch32 wrote:

DWags wrote:All I know is all that shit about blanch is dead balls on. Plus he can't spell, rarely makes sense, probably mid management lackey with little ambition and most likely lies about puntang.  

HOWEVER!!

Everyone of you fuckers owe him a debt of gratitude that probably can't be repaid.

Yes, I'm speaking of his pep talk to the foitball team on OSU eve.

We're in the playoffs!! Why? One man, one speech, one moment.  And if any of you think we win that game without it, you're full of shit.

Sucks your wife isn't putting out anymore and you have zero potential options or resolution

Yeah, nobody gets it like you.

Blanch32 wrote:

duffy munn wrote:

I believe you said at least Cook is not a girly man. I could be wrong.

Either way, I'm impressed with your great sports takes and look forward to volume 2.

Does volume 2 include:

1. Calling the 2005 final four.
2. Calling the 2009 final four.
3. First person to seriously declare dantonio as our next head coach.
4. Call for roushar s firing and first person to call for bollman's hiring.
5. Osu 2015 pep talk for victory.

any of these or will you continue to point to examples of players playing to their potential of which I saw?

1.) How did we ever reach the FF with a player that sucks as bad as Ager ?

2.) 2009 team was loaded. Only Valenti thought MSU basketball had fallen hard

3.) See Wags, D.

4.) You called for Roushar's firing ? Wow, I had never heard anyone say that ( btw, he wasn't fired)

5.) Whatever

DWags wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Does volume 2 include:

1. Calling the 2005 final four.
2. Calling the 2009 final four.
3. First person to seriously declare dantonio as our next head coach.
4. Call for roushar s firing and first person to call for bollman's hiring.
5. Osu 2015 pep talk for victory.

any of these or will you continue to point to examples of players playing to their potential of which I saw?

Well hmmmm somebody started a thread on the old RCMB that said "congratulations to MSU's next head coach" on the day Dantonio was hired at Cincinatti.

Hmmmmm somebody did that.

Yup as a joke. You were still too busy sucking off Bobby in those days

DWags wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Sucks your wife isn't putting out anymore and you have zero potential options or resolution

Yeah, nobody gets it like you.

Again, this is between you and your wife. No one else is bonded by that marriage

duffy munn wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Does volume 2 include:

1. Calling the 2005 final four.
2. Calling the 2009 final four.
3. First person to seriously declare dantonio as our next head coach.
4. Call for roushar s firing and first person to call for bollman's hiring.
5. Osu 2015 pep talk for victory.

any of these or will you continue to point to examples of players playing to their potential of which I saw?

1.) How did we ever reach the FF with a player that sucks as bad as Ager ?

2.) 2009 team was loaded. Only Valenti thought MSU basketball had fallen hard

3.) See Wags, D.

4.) You called for Roushar's firing ? Wow, I had never heard anyone say that ( btw, he wasn't fired)

5.) Whatever

The hate is strong in this reply. Further proof you've been consumed by it

Blanch32 wrote:

duffy munn wrote:

1.) How did we ever reach the FF with a player that sucks as bad as Ager ?

2.) 2009 team was loaded. Only Valenti thought MSU basketball had fallen hard

3.) See Wags, D.

4.) You called for Roushar's firing ? Wow, I had never heard anyone say that ( btw, he wasn't fired)

5.) Whatever

The hate is strong in this reply. Further proof you've been consumed by it

Hate ? Just trying to help drive traffic.

Blanch32 wrote:

DWags wrote:


Well hmmmm somebody started a thread on the old RCMB that said "congratulations to MSU's next head coach" on the day Dantonio was hired at Cincinatti.

Hmmmmm somebody did that.

Yup as a joke. You were still too busy sucking off Bobby in those days

You have to get over me. Let it go.