Since we have failed at Powerball, I have a new get rich quick idea!!!!
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Since we have failed at Powerball, I have a new get rich quick idea!!!!
Who's in?!?!?!?!
Farmer cut off his right hand in failed ploy for insurance money
A Spanish court sent a farmer to prison after he cut off his hand and faked a car wreck for insurance money, local media reported Wednesday.
Investigators said the farmer had run short on cash in 2007 when he concocted the plan. He started by hacking off his right hand and quickly applying a tourniquet to stop the bleeding, according to The Local.
Then, court documents show, he deliberately drove his car off the road into an orange grove, tossed his hand inside, and lit the vehicle on fire.
He called emergency services, but when cops and firefighters arrived, he was there smoking a cigar, local media report. He was identified as 42-year-old Miguel B.P. from Nules, northeast of Valencia.
The farmer ultimately tried pocketing more than $2 million from a total of eight insurance companies, The Telegraph reports.
Investigators said they knew he'd faked the crash partly because the cut was "too clean," not typical of what a car crash victim would experience.
The court ordered him to pay more than $350,000, most of it going back to the insurance providers. He's also going behind bars for 4 years.
Farmer cut off his right hand in failed ploy for insurance money
A Spanish court sent a farmer to prison after he cut off his hand and faked a car wreck for insurance money, local media reported Wednesday.
Investigators said the farmer had run short on cash in 2007 when he concocted the plan. He started by hacking off his right hand and quickly applying a tourniquet to stop the bleeding, according to The Local.
Then, court documents show, he deliberately drove his car off the road into an orange grove, tossed his hand inside, and lit the vehicle on fire.
He called emergency services, but when cops and firefighters arrived, he was there smoking a cigar, local media report. He was identified as 42-year-old Miguel B.P. from Nules, northeast of Valencia.
The farmer ultimately tried pocketing more than $2 million from a total of eight insurance companies, The Telegraph reports.
Investigators said they knew he'd faked the crash partly because the cut was "too clean," not typical of what a car crash victim would experience.
The court ordered him to pay more than $350,000, most of it going back to the insurance providers. He's also going behind bars for 4 years.
tTy- Geronte
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I think this violates the terms of service of this site.
Giant Moose- Geronte
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Could work. I doubt any insurance companies heard of this plan since it was in Mexico.
I volunteer to chop off Travis' hand.
I volunteer to chop off Travis' hand.
tGreenWay- Geronte
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i think its obvious from the story, we'd get fingered pretty quickly.
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Hand up!!! Don't shoot!
NigelUno- Geronte
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tGreenWay wrote:Could work. I doubt any insurance companies heard of this plan since it was in Mexico.
I volunteer to chop off Travis' hand.
Who is going to take care of masterbating me? You? Otpt?
Travis of the Cosmos- Geronte
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:tGreenWay wrote:Could work. I doubt any insurance companies heard of this plan since it was in Mexico.
I volunteer to chop off Travis' hand.
Who is going to take care of masterbating me? You? Otpt?
How much are you offering for this service?
Other Teams Pursuing That- Geronte
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Who is going to take care of masterbating me? You? Otpt?
How much are you offering for this service?
If we're going to get rich for cutting my hand off, I don't think I should have to pay any of you for a handie.
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gHost Spartan wrote:The issue I see is that a work-related injury, unless there was a tort committed by a third party, would limit our recovery to the exclusive remedy of the workers' compensation system, which, unlike a tort lawsuit in court, would essentially compensate us for the loss of a hand (which here in AZ isn't very much) and whatever disability benefits would follow. It's more lucrative to keep your hand (or other body part) than to lose it, in the long run.
I support the plain English in the law movement, which is nothing like a bowel movement. One flows much more freely than the other.
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gHost Spartan wrote:The issue I see is that a work-related injury, unless there was a tort committed by a third party, would limit our recovery to the exclusive remedy of the workers' compensation system, which, unlike a tort lawsuit in court, would essentially compensate us for the loss of a hand (which here in AZ isn't very much) and whatever disability benefits would follow. It's more lucrative to keep your hand (or other body part) than to lose it, in the long run.
ghost some people here want an adult conversation, Pls reconsider
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Blanch32 wrote:gHost Spartan wrote:The issue I see is that a work-related injury, unless there was a tort committed by a third party, would limit our recovery to the exclusive remedy of the workers' compensation system, which, unlike a tort lawsuit in court, would essentially compensate us for the loss of a hand (which here in AZ isn't very much) and whatever disability benefits would follow. It's more lucrative to keep your hand (or other body part) than to lose it, in the long run.
ghost some people here want an adult conversation, Pls reconsider
If ghost wants advice, he'll start a thread that says HELP ME. Until then, don't give him advice, OK?
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gHost Spartan wrote:The issue I see is that a work-related injury, unless there was a tort committed by a third party, would limit our recovery to the exclusive remedy of the workers' compensation system, which, unlike a tort lawsuit in court, would essentially compensate us for the loss of a hand (which here in AZ isn't very much) and whatever disability benefits would follow. It's more lucrative to keep your hand (or other body part) than to lose it, in the long run.
"Get Rich Quick" and "In The Long Run" don't compute.
tTy- Geronte
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I have another get rich quick scheme.
Let's all short the fuck out of Chipotle stock, then, all get jobs at Chipotle and then simultaneously begin using the bathroom while at work with impunity and stop using TP and washing our hands.
Let's all short the fuck out of Chipotle stock, then, all get jobs at Chipotle and then simultaneously begin using the bathroom while at work with impunity and stop using TP and washing our hands.
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SeeRockCity wrote:i think its obvious from the story, we'd get fingered pretty quickly.
Now you're talking my language! I'm in!
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I got it. All we need is a spaceship.
"If the 200-kilometre-wide body could somehow be transported back to our planet, Elkins-Tanton has calculated that the iron alone would be worth US $10,000 quadrillion."
http://globalnews.ca/news/3175097/nasa-plans-mission-to-a-metal-rich-asteroid-worth-quadrillions/
"If the 200-kilometre-wide body could somehow be transported back to our planet, Elkins-Tanton has calculated that the iron alone would be worth US $10,000 quadrillion."
http://globalnews.ca/news/3175097/nasa-plans-mission-to-a-metal-rich-asteroid-worth-quadrillions/
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Dendrobates wrote:SeeRockCity wrote:i think its obvious from the story, we'd get fingered pretty quickly.
Now you're talking my language! I'm in!
That's what he said.
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