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InTenSity wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:You need better objectives. What's in your job description or contracts? Are there hard metrics in the contracts you help attain?

There are no hard metrics. There really can't be, I don't give a shit what people say. There is only about 10 growers we could contract with, of that only 5 want to contact with us, of that only 3 get to the right price. Those three have to work, there are no other options.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:It sounds like a small company. In which case I guess corporate jargon and metrics might not really apply. But they still probably want to see something a bit less generic.

What about learn XX software? Get certified in XX software?

Also I think you should look for a new job.

InTenSity wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:You need better objectives. What's in your job description or contracts? Are there hard metrics in the contracts you help attain?

There are no hard metrics. There really can't be, I don't give a shit what people say. There is only about 10 growers we could contract with, of that only 5 want to contact with us, of that only 3 get to the right price. Those three have to work, there are no other options.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:"Posted on the swill over 6000 times. Mostly during business hours."

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Not familiar with it..

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Not familiar with it..

we know that.. because you have to have a job first...

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:we know that.. because you have to have a job first...

Nothing gets past you Bob.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:we know that.. because you have to have a job first...

Nothing gets past you Bob.

LooseGoose wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Nothing gets past you Bob.

You sound bitter this morning, did you find out the job in CO drug tests?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

You sound bitter this morning, did you find out the job in CO drug tests?

Not sure, there is a physical when I get there, which I would imagine consists of a drug test. Not going to fucking email and ask if they do it after I'm hyptothetically employed..might give it away

InTenSity wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:It sounds like a small company. In which case I guess corporate jargon and metrics might not really apply. But they still probably want to see something a bit less generic.

What about learn XX software? Get certified in XX software?

Also I think you should look for a new job.

One of the largest multinational companies in our field. After they laid off about 3k people last year, I know there's a brand new Maserati parked in the presidents parking, right next to the CEO'S rolls.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
One of the largest multinational companies in our field. After they laid off about 3k people last year, I know there's a brand new Maserati parked in the presidents parking, right next to the CEO'S rolls.

I might have seen your CEO a couple of weeks ago, as I was behind a Rolls right near your building. For all the Lambos and Ferraris that I see, I don't see many Rollses.

I always hated those B.S. evaluations in the corporate world. It's like an interview, when you're asked "what are your biggest weaknesses", and you have to come up with some bullshit that makes a weakness sound like a positive, such as "I work too hard and am too much of a perfectionist".

InTenSity wrote:My boss wants me to list my Objectives for next year, and my accomplishments for this year. I hate doing this shit, I've never been good at self evaluations. Here is the BS I have so far, I think 3 more drinks and I might get more creative.
Objectives: Contract management – Identify suppliers with the correct documentation and ability to provide product to reduce risk.
Supplier management – Work with outside vendors and develop them to provide the goods and services necessary to succeed.
Customer Service -
Value Management – Find the best overall product, based on quality, availability and service.

I need one more objective.

I don't have shit for the accomplishments. What I do, I find hard to quantify if I am saving the company money or not.

MiamiSpartan wrote:
I always hated those B.S. evaluations in the corporate world.  It's like an interview, when you're asked "what are your biggest weaknesses", and you have to come up with some bullshit that makes a weakness sound like a positive, such as "I work too hard and am too much of a perfectionist".