Re: Tell me about Aurora/Denver, Colorado

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-04, 11:25

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What time is your interview today otpt?

1pm, Travis. I was just actually going over my notes for it. I hope it goes as well as the previous one!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-04, 11:26

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What time is your interview today otpt?

1pm, Travis. I was just actually going over my notes for it. I hope it goes as well as the previous one!

Thoughts and prayers otpt.

by **Giant Moose** 2016-02-04, 11:30

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What time is your interview today otpt?

1pm, Travis. I was just actually going over my notes for it. I hope it goes as well as the previous one!

Is that 1 p.m. Mountain time or Eastern?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-04, 11:33

Giant Moose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

1pm, Travis. I was just actually going over my notes for it. I hope it goes as well as the previous one!
Is that 1 p.m. Mountain time or Eastern?

11am Mountain Wink

At least I think. Shit, better check my E-mail again. Please Travis, no impromptu phone sex today.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-04, 11:42

By the way, did I tell you guys that my ex girlfriend wants to have dinner and drinks with me before I move? Only if she pays, amirite?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-04, 11:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:By the way, did I tell you guys that my ex girlfriend wants to have dinner and drinks with me before I move? Only if she pays, amirite?

Or just not at all unless you just want to bang her and you're reasonably certain that's all she wants too.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-04, 12:10

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:By the way, did I tell you guys that my ex girlfriend wants to have dinner and drinks with me before I move? Only if she pays, amirite?

Yes. Otherwise smash time only

by Guest 2016-02-04, 12:29

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:By the way, did I tell you guys that my ex girlfriend wants to have dinner and drinks with me before I move? Only if she pays, amirite?

Be a pal, invite Wakie along. Train her. Hand her over to him.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-04, 12:43

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-04, 12:44

Good luck in a few otpt. Maybe ask the interviewer about their M&M preferences.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-04, 12:46

if you're late to the interview, tell them that you were at the National Prayer Breakfast, that you're a man of god.. and, more importantly, a latent homosexual with a fondness of latex and oils. It'll explain your tardiness.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-04, 13:15

Robert J Sakimano wrote:if you're late to the interview, tell them that you were at the National Prayer Breakfast, that you're a man of god.. and, more importantly, a latent homosexual with a fondness of latex and oils. It'll explain your tardiness.

I feel like that's a little too cliche Bob. How is he supposed to stand out from the other candidates?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-04, 13:16

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:if you're late to the interview, tell them that you were at the National Prayer Breakfast, that you're a man of god.. and, more importantly, a latent homosexual with a fondness of latex and oils. It'll explain your tardiness.

I feel like that's a little too cliche Bob. How is he supposed to stand out from the other candidates?

I think if he talks slowly about the latent homosexuality, latex and oils.. it'll stand out for him.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-04, 13:39

It went okay, the chick was new and it was a pretty basic interview. I definitely felt more comfortable in the one that already offered.

by **Giant Moose** 2016-02-04, 14:31

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:It went okay, the chick was new and it was a pretty basic interview. I definitely felt more comfortable in the one that already offered.

You should get her number and try to hook up with her once you're in Colorado.

by Guest 2016-02-04, 14:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:It went okay, the chick was new and it was a pretty basic interview. I definitely felt more comfortable in the one that already offered.

Did she get wet at the sound of your voice?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-04, 14:34

Giant Moose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:It went okay, the chick was new and it was a pretty basic interview. I definitely felt more comfortable in the one that already offered.

You should get her number and try to hook up with her once you're in Colorado.

I mean, I already looked her up on Facebook. Tell me about Aurora/Denver, Colorado - Page 3 502811600

Not bad, honestly. I could see her partying.

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:It went okay, the chick was new and it was a pretty basic interview. I definitely felt more comfortable in the one that already offered.

Did she get wet at the sound of your voice?

Not sure, but I was hard as a rock the whole interview.

by Guest 2016-05-15, 11:05

Methinks too much Colorado pot has gotten to Wyoming.

Tell me about Aurora/Denver, Colorado - Page 3 Whenstatesgethigh

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-15, 11:45

LooseGoose wrote:Methinks too much Colorado pot has gotten to Wyoming.

That would explain the improvement in Roc's posts.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-15, 11:47

Wayne's World was in Aurora, Illinois. Maybe it's not Colorado, but you know... Aurora.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2016-05-16, 06:16

LooseGoose wrote:Methinks too much Colorado pot has gotten to Wyoming.

The way Nebraska has been bitching about it I would of thought that all of it went there.

by **NigelUno** 2016-05-16, 07:26

LooseGoose wrote:Methinks too much Colorado pot has gotten to Wyoming.

Me thinks whoever did the map confused Colorado and Wyoming.

by Guest 2016-05-16, 10:41

NigelUno wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Methinks too much Colorado pot has gotten to Wyoming.

Me thinks whoever did the map confused Colorado and Wyoming.

Gosh I wonder why I said too much CO pot had gone to WY?

by **Rocinante** 2016-05-16, 11:04

I have no idea whats going on.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-05-16, 11:05

That's because you're high.

by Guest 2016-05-16, 11:06

Rocinante wrote:I have no idea whats going on.

USA Today was having a geography problem with that map. The entire link I stole the map from was about that, Nigel thought we all missed it.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-16, 11:10

NigelUno wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Methinks too much Colorado pot has gotten to Wyoming.

Me thinks whoever did the map confused Colorado and Wyoming.

Jesus Christ. Shut up, Nigel.

by **Rocinante** 2016-05-16, 11:16

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:That's because you're high.

Tell me about Aurora/Denver, Colorado - Page 3 South-park-s05e08-towelie_4x3.jpg?width=360&quality=0

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-05-16, 13:00

Just stopped at my local store. Picked up and eighth and a patch.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-05-16, 14:45

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Just stopped at my local store. Picked up and eighth and a patch.

I don't remember what thread we were talking about you taking your co-worker to pound town so I'll ask it here. You smash that chick yet or what?

by **NigelUno** 2016-05-16, 15:02

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I have no idea whats going on.

USA Today was having a geography problem with that map. The entire link I stole the map from was about that, Nigel thought we all missed it.

What entire link? You just posted a map.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-16, 15:08

NigelUno wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

USA Today was having a geography problem with that map. The entire link I stole the map from was about that, Nigel thought we all missed it.

What entire link? You just posted a map.

Jesus Christ. Shut up, Nigel.

by **NigelUno** 2016-05-16, 16:05

tGreenWay wrote:...Nigel...

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-16, 16:13

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Just stopped at my local store. Picked up and eighth and a patch.

I don't remember what thread we were talking about you taking your co-worker to pound town so I'll ask it here. You smash that chick yet or what?

He played paintball instead.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-05-16, 16:18

Turtleneck wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I don't remember what thread we were talking about you taking your co-worker to pound town so I'll ask it here. You smash that chick yet or what?

He played paintball instead.

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by Guest 2016-11-07, 12:58

Thinking that legal dope is softening heads in CO - time for OTPT to get out.

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