Ghosts, UFOs, Aliens, Squatches, Creepy shit

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-13, 23:34

These are my favorite threads. Possibly maybe.

Do you have any good stories? Post 'em.

I grew up in an old farm house on 6 acres in the middle of a very non rural part of Oakland County. It was kind of isolated back in the early 80's, but now it would be hard to imagine anything other than office buildings/strip malls there. It was creepy as shit. I will never forget my sister's claim that she woke up one night and saw a green man that looked like Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder for you young uns) standing by the side of her bed.

I also believe I saw a flying saucer over the field next to our house when I was young. I remember running into my parents room and waking them up. Their window looked over the field, and I could clearly see it. It was too low to be a helicopter or a plane, and it was the middle of the night. I tried to get them to look, but they blew me off and told me to go back to bed.

by **tTy** 2014-05-13, 23:38

I got a blurry pic of a chupicabra on my trail cam last weekend. I haven't e-mailed it to you guys yet though.

It is actually either a 'yote or a fox, I think, but it is super freaky looking due to the distortion/blur involved.

I think it was a chupi' tho for real.

#Ain'tSkeerd

by **tTy** 2014-05-13, 23:42

The one thing about real ghosts that fucking freaks me the **** out is that I hate the thought that my grandparents ever watched me jack off, either accidentally, or purposefully.

That is the scariest thing about ghosts.

by **tTy** 2014-05-13, 23:45

tTy wrote:The one thing about real ghosts that fucking freaks me the **** out is that I hate the thought that my grandparents ever watched me jack off, either accidentally, or purposefully.

That is the scariest thing about ghosts.

I guess I oughta' clarify that all four of my grandparents are currently deceased, and I assume = ghosts....

by **Turtleneck** 2014-05-13, 23:45

Cool thread. I teach cryptozoology at Kemerovo Institute of Food Science and Technology.

by **tTy** 2014-05-13, 23:48

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:These are my favorite threads. Possibly maybe.

Do you have any good stories? Post 'em.

I grew up in an old farm house on 6 acres in the middle of a very non rural part of Oakland County. It was kind of isolated back in the early 80's, but now it would be hard to imagine anything other than office buildings/strip malls there. It was creepy as shit. I will never forget my sister's claim that she woke up one night and saw a green man that looked like Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder for you young uns) standing by the side of her bed.

I also believe I saw a flying saucer over the field next to our house when I was young. I remember running into my parents room and waking them up. Their window looked over the field, and I could clearly see it. It was too low to be a helicopter or a plane, and it was the middle of the night. I tried to get them to look, but they blew me off and told me to go back to bed.

Hey dickhead, you better not have posted this and then ripcorded it for the night.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-05-13, 23:52

tTy wrote:

Hey dickhead, you better not have posted this and then ripcorded it for the night.

I think he liked to take LSD when he was young.

by **By-Tor** 2014-05-14, 00:01

tTy wrote:

I guess I oughta' clarify that all four of my grandparents are currently deceased, and I assume = ghosts....

Lol. Same here. I especially feel shame when whacking off to trannies. Must be so confusing to the grandparent ghosts.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-14, 00:03

tTy wrote:

Hey dickhead, you better not have posted this and then ripcorded it for the night.

I just need a minute. I'm masturbating to the image of your paternal grandfather.

by **tTy** 2014-05-14, 00:04

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

I just need a minute. I'm masturbating to the image of your paternal grandfather.

He is probably reading this over my shoulder asshole. He died on May 20th, 20 years ago....

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-14, 00:21

tTy wrote:

He is probably reading this over my shoulder asshole. He died on May 20th, 20 years ago....

Well I'm sorry about that, but I'm still jacking off.

I am indeed going to bed now. Goodnight Sweet Tyler's granpappy.

by Rodeo Burger 2014-05-14, 00:31

tTy wrote:

He is probably reading this over my shoulder asshole. He died on May 20th, 20 years ago....

I'm sorry. I'm sorry because I was here lurking and jerking, and your comment just killed my boner. It ain't coming back either, I can tell.

by The Lonely Stoner 2014-05-14, 04:19

Well this thread certainly didn't turn out the way I expected...

by Notorious GiB 2014-05-14, 06:11

The Lonely Stoner wrote:Well this thread certainly didn't turn out the way I expected...

All this jacking off has me horny. Let's f uck.

by **AMwood** 2014-05-14, 08:04

and this is what makes the interwebs so splendiforous.

by MSU addict 2014-05-14, 08:32

tTy wrote:The one thing about real ghosts that fucking freaks me the **** out is that I hate the thought that my grandparents ever watched me jack off, either accidentally, or purposefully.

That is the scariest thing about ghosts.

Trust me, the guilt gets worse after your parents die.

by **AMwood** 2014-05-14, 08:35

i jerk off in front of my parents and they are alive.

by **tTy** 2014-05-14, 09:18

The Lonely Stoner wrote:Well this thread certainly didn't turn out the way I expected...

I'm pretty sure that jacking off in front of relatives (alive or dead) qualifies as "creepy shit", so what's yer beef bro?

by MSUgöat 2014-05-14, 09:20

by **goodbar** 2014-05-14, 10:00

I have a loch ness trouser monster that I can show to anyone that wants to meet up behind the Target off of Division, say around 7ish?

by **Rocinante** 2014-05-14, 10:33

A squatch shoved some jack link up my bottom once.

I should probably talk to somebody.

by tTito 2014-05-14, 12:16

I have a lot of skeletons in my closet.

by Johnny Alpamayo 2014-05-14, 18:18

tTito wrote:I have a lot of skeletons in my closet.

I'll be at that point soon. As of now, they're still just bodies.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-14, 19:41

Speaking of this stuff, wtf happened to Minnie?

by SawGreen 2014-05-14, 19:45

tTy wrote:The one thing about real ghosts that fucking freaks me the **** out is that I hate the thought that my grandparents ever watched me jack off, either accidentally, or purposefully.

That is the scariest thing about ghosts.

Dunno about you, but all my fapping is "purposeful". Ghosts, UFOs, Aliens, Squatches, Creepy shit 2599972566

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-05-14, 21:16

Is this where we talk about religions too?

by **InTenSity** 2014-05-14, 21:28

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Speaking of this stuff, wtf happened to Minnie?

Becomes moderator. Leaves board.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-05-14, 21:38

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Speaking of this stuff, wtf happened to Minnie?

Bacon commune does not have access to Internet.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-14, 22:07

So seriously, out of curiosity I just looked and she hasn't been online here since April 27th. I checked out the Cock and surprise surprise I either can't find the last online feature or it doesn't exist but from what I can tell, she hasn't posted there since before then, either.

Does anyone know her IRL?

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-05-14, 22:10

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:So seriously, out of curiosity I just looked and she hasn't been online here since April 27th. I checked out the Cock and surprise surprise I either can't find the last online feature or it doesn't exist but from what I can tell, she hasn't posted there since before then, either.

Does anyone know her IRL?

She comes and goes now. Has been for a while.

She'll show up out of the blue and start posting a lot, then disappear again. Minnie gon Min

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-14, 22:19

Ok cool. Started to worry a bit there.

by SawGreen 2014-05-14, 22:26

I have a cabin in Northern Michigan. My son and his 2 friends were there by themselves one evening at dusk while I was off picking up supplies. They were walking near the cabin when they saw a light coming across the sky in their direction with multi-colored lights.

They didn't pay it much mind until it got pretty close and low. The thing stopped and hovered over a stand of pines about 150 yards away, and shone bright white. After a few seconds it shot off and out of sight in a matter of seconds (in the direction from which it came). A year later, I asked each of them to draw pictures of what they say, and write a brief description of the encounter. There were a few differences, but overall... the descriptions were the same.

Wish I could have seen it.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-12-21, 23:58

Of course, those interested in UFOs have not let the subject of the 1897 aircraft go. An April 15, 2016, story in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reached back to revive the tale of an airship that crashed into a windmill, “killing a spaceman,” in the North Texas town of Aurora on April 17, 1897. The town recently celebrated the crash with an event called the Aurora Alien Encounter with talks and shuttle tours, including a stop at the cemetery where the alien nicknamed “Ned” was supposedly buried.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-12-22, 06:48

I’m a fan of the concept of Bigfoot but there’s no fucking way

by **NigelUno** 2017-12-22, 07:57

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I’m a fan of the concept of Bigfoot but there’s no fucking way

But, you believe in aliens.

They are actually connected. Try and educate yourself.

Ghosts, UFOs, Aliens, Squatches, Creepy shit The-Secret-of-Bigfoot-570x389

Ghosts, UFOs, Aliens, Squatches, Creepy shit The-Secret-of-Bigfoot-570x389

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-12-22, 09:57

Aliens in the universe are much more believable than Bigfoot on earth, in my opinion, Nigel.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-12-22, 10:09

Bigfoot is real.

by **InTenSity** 2017-12-22, 17:50

gHost Spartan wrote:I'm surprised there's never been a blockbuster Hollywood movie about Bigfoot.

Harry and the Henderson's!

by **Nordic** 2017-12-22, 18:10

Frosh year in college. Roomies were gone and I fired up a bowl. Lights off sitting on the couch. Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" on loop. Couch was against the window. I looked up and someone or something came running down into the room at me. Mouth open, arms out and ready to kill. I freaked and jumped up on the window sill and tried to jump out. Turned around and it was gone. Settled back on the couch...drum break...lather rinse repeat. Happened 3-4 times in an hour. So there is definitely a ghost in Akers 6W or I got dusted... one of the two.

by **DWags** 2017-12-22, 18:13

Nordic wrote:Frosh year in college. Roomies were gone and I fired up a bowl. Lights off sitting on the couch. Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" on loop. Couch was against the window. I looked up and someone or something came running down into the room at me. Mouth open, arms out and ready to kill. I freaked and jumped up on the window sill and tried to jump out. Turned around and it was gone. Settled back on the couch...drum break...lather rinse repeat. Happened 3-4 times in an hour. So there is definitely a ghost in Akers 6W or I got dusted... one of the two.

Sounds CTE’ish to me.

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