Re: Q 4 old dudes

by **xsanguine** 2016-04-19, 00:06

I thought "Tom" was a euphemism.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-04-19, 00:12

Tom is a euphemism for Raequann.

by **xsanguine** 2016-04-19, 00:17

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Tom is a euphemism for Raequann.

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 07:52

gHost Spartan wrote:I used to work with a militant homosexual dude who used to call straight guys "fa gs" as a way to antagonize them - he used to say crazy shit like "I suck cock but I am tougher than you" and shit like that. Anyway, we were at a happy hour once and some quasi-hipster guy (kind of half-hipster, half-preppy) walked out of the bathroom and he had piss stains on his khakis. The militant gay (his name was Tom) went fucking ballistic on the dude and called him out for being a punk that pissed on himself "you don't even know how to control your own cock, fa g" lol it was hilarious, he went on for like 15 minutes annihilating the guy. Never forget that. It was like 1998.

Hipsters existed in 1998? Does Tom look at every dudes junk?

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 07:54

duffy munn wrote:This is what happens when you are in your 30's but your body is 55.

25 years of raging. I guess that's what will do it

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 07:55

NigelUno wrote:Probably needs to carry around a piss towel.

That's a funny. Understand why?

by **AMwood** 2016-04-19, 08:54

my piss stream looks like a golden braided rope, about 1/2 inch in diameter. it churns the toilet water so strong that sometimes i can see rainbows in the mist above it.

by **xsanguine** 2016-04-19, 09:17

gHost Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Hipsters existed in 1998? Does Tom look at every dudes junk?
My brother was one of the first hipsters back in the early 90s, probably around 90-92. He was a bike messenger in San Fran, living the hipster dream, he was all into grunge. He lost out to that guy Puck on Real World, it was between those two. Puck wasn't even a bike messenger. But yeah, hipsters have been around for years, mostly in the big cities. They started to infiltrate Brooklyn in the late 90s and now they've populated almost the entire borough.

Hahahahahaha...."He lost out to that guy Puck. Fucking Puck..."

by **NigelUno** 2016-04-19, 09:21

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:I used to work with a militant homosexual dude who used to call straight guys "fa gs" as a way to antagonize them - he used to say crazy shit like "I suck cock but I am tougher than you" and shit like that. Anyway, we were at a happy hour once and some quasi-hipster guy (kind of half-hipster, half-preppy) walked out of the bathroom and he had piss stains on his khakis. The militant gay (his name was Tom) went fucking ballistic on the dude and called him out for being a punk that pissed on himself "you don't even know how to control your own cock, fa g" lol it was hilarious, he went on for like 15 minutes annihilating the guy. Never forget that. It was like 1998.

sounds like a douche.

Yes.

Militant homosexual douche. It's one of ghost's new characters.

by **duffy munn** 2016-04-19, 10:44

Blanch32 wrote:
duffy munn wrote:This is what happens when you are in your 30's but your body is 55.

25 years of raging. I guess that's what will do it

You started raging when you were 10 ?

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 10:46

duffy munn wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

25 years of raging. I guess that's what will do it

You started raging when you were 10 ?

Why didn't?

by **duffy munn** 2016-04-19, 10:52

Blanch32 wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

You started raging when you were 10 ?

Why didn't?

Come on, man. 4th graders do not rage.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-04-19, 10:55

duffy munn wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Why didn't?

Come on, man. 4th graders do not rage.

Blanch was still in 2nd grade.

by **duffy munn** 2016-04-19, 10:55

I'm betting against the OP ever getting married. And if he does, it wont last.

Sooner or later, the future ex-wife will get to know Blanch well enough to run.

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 11:36

duffy munn wrote:I'm betting against the OP ever getting married. And if he does, it wont last.

Sooner or later, the future ex-wife will get to know Blanch well enough to run.

She's known of me for 8 years now...

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 11:37

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Y

Come on, man. 4th graders do not rage.

Blanch was still in 2nd grade.

Yea but I was raging on a 6th grade level

by **duffy munn** 2016-04-19, 11:57

Blanch32 wrote:
duffy munn wrote:I'm betting against the OP ever getting married. And if he does, it wont last.

Sooner or later, the future ex-wife will get to know Blanch well enough to run.

She's known of me for 8 years now...

Then I guess she is ok will your general disrespect for females, your lone goal in life of getting laid, your bastard children, your substance abuse issues and you awful grasp of the English language.

She sounds like a keeper.

by **xsanguine** 2016-04-19, 12:06

Blanch you have substance abuse issues?

What's up, man? What's wrong?

by **duffy munn** 2016-04-19, 12:12

xsanguine wrote:Blanch you have substance abuse issues?

What's up, man? What's wrong?

Former heroin junkie, likes to crank up the blood alcohol to around .25, started raging in 4th grade etc.

At least that's what he says on the internet.

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 13:29

duffy munn wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Blanch you have substance abuse issues?

What's up, man? What's wrong?

Former heroin junkie, likes to crank up the blood alcohol to around .25, started raging in 4th grade etc.

At least that's what he says on the internet.

Likes to? Dude I've only hit .25 a half dozen or so times like dwags

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 13:31

duffy munn wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

She's known of me for 8 years now...

Then I guess she is ok will your general disrespect for females, your lone goal in life of getting laid, your bastard children, your substance abuse issues and you awful grasp of the English language.

She sounds like a keeper.

OK with it? Hell, shit makes her wet! Hence, my contemplation of marriage.

Btw, I'm sure you're wife's a treat too and not at all judgemental like yourself

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 13:32

xsanguine wrote:Blanch you have substance abuse issues?

What's up, man? What's wrong?

Use to, use to. Back in high school, but I'm clean now for damn near 15 years now.

by **xsanguine** 2016-04-19, 13:36

duffy munn wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Blanch you have substance abuse issues?

What's up, man? What's wrong?

Former heroin junkie, likes to crank up the blood alcohol to around .25, started raging in 4th grade etc.

At least that's what he says on the internet.

Nice! Heroin is fantastic! Alcohol is a wild card but different strokes...

by **duffy munn** 2016-04-19, 16:16

Blanch32 wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Blanch you have substance abuse issues?

What's up, man? What's wrong?

Use to, use to. Back in high school, but I'm clean now for damn near 15 years now.

Not sure you know what "clean" means.

by **xsanguine** 2016-04-19, 16:20

duffy munn wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Use to, use to. Back in high school, but I'm clean now for damn near 15 years now.

Not sure you know what "clean" means.

No alcohol, no caffeine, no sugar, no acetominophin

by **Blanch32** 2016-04-19, 16:26

xsanguine wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Not sure you know what "clean" means.

No alcohol, no caffeine, no sugar, no acetominophin

Fuck that. Clean sucks dick

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