Any guys in ATL want to earn a quick few bucks? Help!

I've been bugging a guy who's signature I need for over 3 months. It's a lost title form from the Georgia DMV. Damn guy won't help me out, no matter how many letters I write or how many phone calls I make to his Secretary.

How hard would it be to hire a PI or any individual to go up to Gordon, Georgia and stand in front of this Ahole and get a fucking signature? He sold the car to a guy(and signed off the title) who sold it to me last July and like dumbass I managed to lose the title..

There is a nice lady in the local DMV that told me exactly what to do..all I need is a signature from him and she'll produce me a new Georgia Title (which I'll then get transferred to Oregon)

Fock Me..I've talked to this secretary about 20 times, you'd think she's sick of me and would just tell him to sign the damn thing so she could get me out of her face

Any thoughts/Ideas? I mean seriously, I'll pay anybody 100 bucks plus 8 more for the lost title application (have already sent this Dbag a check for the 8 bucks too) if they can help me get this done. Maybe $200, whatever!! Thanks,

Forge it.

Sounds like this job has a lot of in and outs. A lot of what have you's. Can I get a beeper?

Why don't you offer the guy 100 dollars to sign it instead. He would probably sign it.

tTy wrote:Forge it.

Yeah I wonder about that..I'm half tempted. I have a photocopy of it from 25 years ago   

Did he sign the back of the check you sent him? Look it up in your online banking and then just copy his signature. Problem solved.

Keith Stone wrote:Why don't you offer the guy 100 dollars to sign it instead. He would probably sign it.

The guy won't even pick up a phone..he's got his HenchWench Secretary taking the calls. She keeps telling me that she put it on his desk. Week after week after week she tells me this. He must be psychotic and she's scared of him or something.   

Giant Moose wrote:Did he sign the back of the check you sent him? Look it up in your online banking and then just copy his signature. Problem solved.

It's not cashed, of course. I am imagining my letter and check and the form all sitting on some mountain of fucking papers. Business papers, work papers..you know, mostly papers..

Giant Moose wrote:Did he sign the back of the check you sent him? Look it up in your online banking and then just copy his signature. Problem solved.

With my luck, I'd sign it, send it in, then he'll sign it the next week and his secretary will send it in.   

I have a feeling the lady at the DMV is nice enough to let it slide, though. She's been a real sweetheart and I've told her how good I am at, you know, Fellatio..

This sounds super legit, sponge.

Sponge Worthy wrote:

With my luck, I'd sign it, send it in, then he'll sign it the next week and his secretary will send it in.   

I have a feeling the lady at the DMV is nice enough to let it slide, though. She's been a real sweetheart and I've told her how good I am at, you know, Fellatio..

    

Charge his office with pitchforks and torches. It's hard to say no to an angry mob. Enlist the mob by telling the next 30 people you see you'll buy them taco bell for the next week. Problem solved.

Woohoo!   

I just got ahold of a lady at a local towing service/lien service company that said they'll send them a Certified letter saying they're going to put it A "storage lien" put on the car, and have it up for auction here if they don't come and get it within 45 days. 110 bucks. Sweet.

It's weird, because all the other tow companies I've asked for the last few months have said they won't touch it with a 10' pole.

Good to hear because Gordon isn't anywhere near the ATL. I was going to see about you upping your price!

SBSpartan wrote:Good to hear because Gordon isn't anywhere near the ATL.  I was going to see about you upping your price!

Well shit I just looked it up and it's only 23 miles to Dry Branch..I coulda had Darquez go over there and scare it outta the dude..   

Third world problems.....