Bring Your Kid to Work Day..

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Apr 28, 2016 2:56 pm

anyone have little brats running around at work???

I had to save one who almost fell into the french fry oil! My supervisor rewarded me by giving me an extra 3 minutes on my afternoon smoke break.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:01 pm

I could use some little kids to deburr some tooling. Their small hands could easily fit in between our blades and cutting dies. It's never too early to lose a finger or two.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:13 pm

Here at the mall, where a select group of Okemos women have turned shopping into a career, there are triple the number of Biffs and Muffins running around my kiosk. I haven't seen this much pink & green and so many double-popped Ralph Lauren Polo collars since 1985.

And if you're in the area, stop by and say hi. Mention tSwill and I'll take 10% off your toasted cinnamon almonds order, Large and above.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:31 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Here at the mall, where a select group of Okemos women have turned shopping into a career, there are triple the number of Biffs and Muffins running around my kiosk. I haven't seen this much pink & green and so many double-popped Ralph Lauren Polo collars since 1985.

And if you're in the area, stop by and say hi. Mention tSwill and I'll take 10% off your toasted cinnamon almonds order, Large and above.

one co-worker's rather.. ummm.. shall we say "rotund" kid.. had the nerve to ax me for a cheddar biscuit.

I was like "muthaf**ker, please.. you are the Frandor McDonalds.. yo punk ass want one of them high-flutin' cheddar biscuits, you gonsta hafta walk yo ass across the street to the Red Lobster"..

punk ass mofo.. axin' me for stuff he damn well knows I can't deliver. He'd better be glad his mamma floated me smoke on my lunch break or I would've pimp-slapped his little chubby ass.

damn.

by **DWags** Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:35 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Here at the mall, where a select group of Okemos women have turned shopping into a career, there are triple the number of Biffs and Muffins running around my kiosk. I haven't seen this much pink & green and so many double-popped Ralph Lauren Polo collars since 1985.

And if you're in the area, stop by and say hi. Mention tSwill and I'll take 10% off your toasted cinnamon almonds order, Large and above.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:13 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Here at the mall, where a select group of Okemos women have turned shopping into a career, there are triple the number of Biffs and Muffins running around my kiosk. I haven't seen this much pink & green and so many double-popped Ralph Lauren Polo collars since 1985.

And if you're in the area, stop by and say hi. Mention tSwill and I'll take 10% off your toasted cinnamon almonds order, Large and above.

one co-worker's rather.. ummm.. shall we say "rotund" kid.. had the nerve to ax me for a cheddar biscuit.

I was like "muthaf**ker, please.. you are the Frandor McDonalds.. yo punk ass want one of them high-flutin' cheddar biscuits, you gonsta hafta walk yo ass across the street to the Red Lobster"..

punk ass mofo.. axin' me for stuff he damn well knows I can't deliver. He'd better be glad his mamma floated me smoke on my lunch break or I would've pimp-slapped his little chubby ass.

damn.

Do I detect a Scottish accent?

by **Jake from State Farm** Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:55 pm

Last time I took a kid to work he kept falling out of the back of the pickup truck.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:48 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

one co-worker's rather.. ummm.. shall we say "rotund" kid.. had the nerve to ax me for a cheddar biscuit.

I was like "muthaf**ker, please.. you are the Frandor McDonalds.. yo punk ass want one of them high-flutin' cheddar biscuits, you gonsta hafta walk yo ass across the street to the Red Lobster"..

punk ass mofo.. axin' me for stuff he damn well knows I can't deliver. He'd better be glad his mamma floated me smoke on my lunch break or I would've pimp-slapped his little chubby ass.

damn.

Do I detect a Scottish accent?

yeah - I come from the Ebonic region of Scotland.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:52 am

tGreenWay wrote:Here at the mall, where a select group of Okemos women have turned shopping into a career, there are triple the number of Biffs and Muffins running around my kiosk. I haven't seen this much pink & green and so many double-popped Ralph Lauren Polo collars since 1985.

And if you're in the area, stop by and say hi. Mention tSwill and I'll take 10% off your toasted cinnamon almonds order, Large and above.

So I tried this- the guy refused to give me my 10%. So I was all like "hey greenway, it's Travis from the internet you know me. Come on guy" and he was all like "shut up weirdo" and I was all like "that's it I'm assaulting you now."

Anyway, you owe me bail money because I went to jail for punching the almond guy at the mall. Thanks greenway.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:24 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Here at the mall, where a select group of Okemos women have turned shopping into a career, there are triple the number of Biffs and Muffins running around my kiosk. I haven't seen this much pink & green and so many double-popped Ralph Lauren Polo collars since 1985.

And if you're in the area, stop by and say hi. Mention tSwill and I'll take 10% off your toasted cinnamon almonds order, Large and above.

So I tried this- the guy refused to give me my 10%. So I was all like "hey greenway, it's Travis from the internet you know me. Come on guy" and he was all like "shut up weirdo" and I was all like "that's it I'm assaulting you now."

Anyway, you owe me bail money because I went to jail for punching the almond guy at the mall. Thanks greenway.

(I slept with an attorney last night.. nice enough lady. If you need representation, let me know. She works more in the administrative side of things vs. criminal law.. but, ya know, she knows people that knows people).

by Clarett's Folly Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:50 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Here at the mall, where a select group of Okemos women have turned shopping into a career, there are triple the number of Biffs and Muffins running around my kiosk. I haven't seen this much pink & green and so many double-popped Ralph Lauren Polo collars since 1985.

And if you're in the area, stop by and say hi. Mention tSwill and I'll take 10% off your toasted cinnamon almonds order, Large and above.

one co-worker's rather.. ummm.. shall we say "rotund" kid.. had the nerve to ax me for a cheddar biscuit.

I was like "muthaf**ker, please.. you are the Frandor McDonalds.. yo punk ass want one of them high-flutin' cheddar biscuits, you gonsta hafta walk yo ass across the street to the Red Lobster"..

punk ass mofo.. axin' me for stuff he damn well knows I can't deliver. He'd better be glad his mamma floated me smoke on my lunch break or I would've pimp-slapped his little chubby ass.

damn.

Swill Bob is best Bob.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:50 am

I bring my kid to work every day between 3:30 and 5:45ish.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:51 am

I am still just a boy.

by **SeeRockCity** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:16 am

Unfortunately, I cannot bring my kid to work due to latex allergies (also mildly allergic to the spandex).

by **tGreenWay** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:22 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

So I tried this- the guy refused to give me my 10%. So I was all like "hey greenway, it's Travis from the internet you know me. Come on guy" and he was all like "shut up weirdo" and I was all like "that's it I'm assaulting you now."

Anyway, you owe me bail money because I went to jail for punching the almond guy at the mall. Thanks greenway.

(I slept with an attorney last night.. nice enough lady. If you need representation, let me know. She works more in the administrative side of things vs. criminal law.. but, ya know, she knows people that knows people).

My best friend is one of the very best criminal defense lawyers in the state, and she advised me to let Travis rot in his cell.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:30 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

(I slept with an attorney last night.. nice enough lady. If you need representation, let me know. She works more in the administrative side of things vs. criminal law.. but, ya know, she knows people that knows people).

My best friend is one of the very best criminal defense lawyers in the state, and she advised me to let Travis rot in his cell.

I hate you and your friend.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:41 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My best friend is one of the very best criminal defense lawyers in the state, and she advised me to let Travis rot in his cell.

I hate you and your friend.

I just got a text that says she won't take your appeal, either. Too bad. She's every bit as good at that, too. Good luck with whomever you go with to defend you, and you'd better hope you get off. Hell, I'm getting off just thinking of you spooning in a bunk with some biker gangbanger named Tiny.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:44 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I hate you and your friend.

I just got a text that says she won't take your appeal, either. Too bad. She's every bit as good at that, too. Good luck with whomever you go with to defend you, and you'd better hope you get off. Hell, I'm getting off just thinking of you spooning in a bunk with some biker gangbanger named Tiny.

I hate you, I hate your lawyer friend, I hate that piece of shit almond asshole and I hate tiny.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:48 am

Clarett's Folly wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

one co-worker's rather.. ummm.. shall we say "rotund" kid.. had the nerve to ax me for a cheddar biscuit.

I was like "muthaf**ker, please.. you are the Frandor McDonalds.. yo punk ass want one of them high-flutin' cheddar biscuits, you gonsta hafta walk yo ass across the street to the Red Lobster"..

punk ass mofo.. axin' me for stuff he damn well knows I can't deliver. He'd better be glad his mamma floated me smoke on my lunch break or I would've pimp-slapped his little chubby ass.

damn.

Swill Bob is best Bob.

thanks.. you're a great American and a damn fine Spartan.. Bring Your Kid to Work Day.. 969504605

oh, and Vote here to ban bob sak

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:49 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I am still just a boy.

Bring Your Kid to Work Day.. Slingb02_9501

by **tGreenWay** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:49 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I just got a text that says she won't take your appeal, either. Too bad. She's every bit as good at that, too. Good luck with whomever you go with to defend you, and you'd better hope you get off. Hell, I'm getting off just thinking of you spooning in a bunk with some biker gangbanger named Tiny.

I hate you, I hate your lawyer friend, I hate that piece of shit almond asshole and I hate tiny.

I double dog dare you to tell Tiny you hate him. I have to leave for an hour, Travis. Good luck in jail, awaiting your court appearance. Hahahahahahaha!

by **Turtleneck** Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:52 am

Kids are the worst. Why are they allowed in public?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:22 am

Turtleneck wrote:Kids are the worst. Why are they allowed in public?

This.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:12 pm

Turtleneck wrote:Kids are the worst. Why are they allowed in public?

the two folks walking past this kid are wondering the same thing..

Bring Your Kid to Work Day.. 1211393

by **Death Roe** Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:47 pm

Bob, your former #1 fan on this board is stealing your material.

He's a sheep, not a lion. What a lackey. Bring Your Kid to Work Day.. 502811600

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:49 pm

Death Roe wrote:Bob, your former #1 fan on this board is stealing your material.

He's a sheep, not a lion. What a lackey.

a) who is my "former #1 fan"?
b) what is he/she saying?
c) imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

by **Death Roe** Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:50 pm

a) Moose
b) Made a thread based on yours
c) He's a clear sociopath

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:58 pm

Death Roe wrote:a) Moose
b) Made a thread based on yours
c) He's a clear sociopath

I'll have to check it out.. sometimes I wish I remembered my old login information for that trash fire. I tried to log in once so I could posted the "you've been warned" PM's here..

by **DWags** Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:02 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Death Roe wrote:a) Moose
b) Made a thread based on yours
c) He's a clear sociopath

I'll have to check it out.. sometimes I wish I remembered my old login information for that trash fire. I tried to log in once so I could posted the "you've been warned" PM's here..

Its why i only use one password for everything

by **Death Roe** Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:03 pm

DWags wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

I'll have to check it out.. sometimes I wish I remembered my old login information for that trash fire. I tried to log in once so I could posted the "you've been warned" PM's here..

Its why i only use one password for everything

Careful. He's gonna make a thread called "Do you have one password for everything?"

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:07 pm

Oh man, it's going to be really weird when he finds out that wbh works from home everyday so his post was a joke.

by Clarett's Folly Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:33 pm

DWags wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

I'll have to check it out.. sometimes I wish I remembered my old login information for that trash fire. I tried to log in once so I could posted the "you've been warned" PM's here..

Its why i only use one password for everything

Clearly Laremy Tunstil died in vain.

by **DWags** Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:36 pm

Clarett's Folly wrote:
DWags wrote:

Its why i only use one password for everything

Clearly Laremy Tunstil died in vain.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:19 pm

Clarett's Folly wrote:
DWags wrote:

Its why i only use one password for everything

Clearly Laremy Tunstil died in vain.

Lol

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:58 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Death Roe wrote:a) Moose
b) Made a thread based on yours
c) He's a clear sociopath

I'll have to check it out.. sometimes I wish I remembered my old login information for that trash fire. I tried to log in once so I could posted the "you've been warned" PM's here..

I forgot my password over there too. Maybe Moose can do some digging and find it for me.

by **Jake from State Farm** Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:28 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

I'll have to check it out.. sometimes I wish I remembered my old login information for that trash fire. I tried to log in once so I could posted the "you've been warned" PM's here..

I forgot my password over there too. Maybe Moose can do some digging and find it for me.

I just use "password" for my password. It makes it real easy to remember when you get prompted for it.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:41 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I forgot my password over there too. Maybe Moose can do some digging and find it for me.

I just use "password" for my password. It makes it real easy to remember when you get prompted for it.

That's fucking genius, bruh. I have to try that.

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