What would you do if this was your wife?

by **The_Dude** Mon 16 May 2016 - 14:42

Dear Amy: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn’t my husband’s baby.

Last spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.

After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby’s blood type is different from both my husband’s and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.

I can’t tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. It’s too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.

Pregnant and Scared

Pregnant and Scared: I appreciate the fact that you are assuming some responsibility for participating in this sexual encounter, which from the way you describe it sounds less like seduction than coercion (and possibly assault) to me. Or is this how you are justifying your own choices? Only you can know.

This hotel employee should not be seducing, coercing or having sex with hotel guests during massage sessions. (Giving a consenting adult a cell number and hooking up off the premises is another matter.) If he coerced or forced you to have sex with him, then you should have gone to hotel management and the police immediately in order to prevent him from preying on other hotel guests.

In addition to other very tough decisions that you need to make fairly quickly, you also should be immediately tested for STDs.

You have to tell your husband about this. You simply have no choice. However, it would be helpful for you to rehearse this conversation with a trusted friend or professional counselor. You and your husband should discuss this in a neutral environment. Planned Parenthood offers pregnancy and adoption counseling. Counselors working for this agency have seen it all, and you will not be judged. Your local Planned Parenthood office will refer you to a social worker, and will be by your side while you and your husband walk this very difficult path.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 16 May 2016 - 14:44

The_Dude wrote:Dear Amy: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn’t my husband’s baby.

Last spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.

After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby’s blood type is different from both my husband’s and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.

I can’t tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. It’s too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.

Pregnant and Scared

Pregnant and Scared: I appreciate the fact that you are assuming some responsibility for participating in this sexual encounter, which from the way you describe it sounds less like seduction than coercion (and possibly assault) to me. Or is this how you are justifying your own choices? Only you can know.

This hotel employee should not be seducing, coercing or having sex with hotel guests during massage sessions. (Giving a consenting adult a cell number and hooking up off the premises is another matter.) If he coerced or forced you to have sex with him, then you should have gone to hotel management and the police immediately in order to prevent him from preying on other hotel guests.

In addition to other very tough decisions that you need to make fairly quickly, you also should be immediately tested for STDs.

You have to tell your husband about this. You simply have no choice. However, it would be helpful for you to rehearse this conversation with a trusted friend or professional counselor. You and your husband should discuss this in a neutral environment. Planned Parenthood offers pregnancy and adoption counseling. Counselors working for this agency have seen it all, and you will not be judged. Your local Planned Parenthood office will refer you to a social worker, and will be by your side while you and your husband walk this very difficult path.

I'd advocate to defund Planned Parenthood.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon 16 May 2016 - 14:48

The_Dude wrote:Dear Amy: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn’t my husband’s baby.

Last spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.

After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby’s blood type is different from both my husband’s and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.

I can’t tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. It’s too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.

Pregnant and Scared

Pregnant and Scared: I appreciate the fact that you are assuming some responsibility for participating in this sexual encounter, which from the way you describe it sounds less like seduction than coercion (and possibly assault) to me. Or is this how you are justifying your own choices? Only you can know.

This hotel employee should not be seducing, coercing or having sex with hotel guests during massage sessions. (Giving a consenting adult a cell number and hooking up off the premises is another matter.) If he coerced or forced you to have sex with him, then you should have gone to hotel management and the police immediately in order to prevent him from preying on other hotel guests.

In addition to other very tough decisions that you need to make fairly quickly, you also should be immediately tested for STDs.

You have to tell your husband about this. You simply have no choice. However, it would be helpful for you to rehearse this conversation with a trusted friend or professional counselor. You and your husband should discuss this in a neutral environment. Planned Parenthood offers pregnancy and adoption counseling. Counselors working for this agency have seen it all, and you will not be judged. Your local Planned Parenthood office will refer you to a social worker, and will be by your side while you and your husband walk this very difficult path.

I get the feeling you think about this shit a lot.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 16 May 2016 - 14:52

This sounds just like those massage videos my buddy told me about X Vid.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 16 May 2016 - 14:53

So, what I gathered here is that the dude reads the advice columns. Good to know.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Mon 16 May 2016 - 14:58

Who knows, maybe the chap will be into cuck'ing. Good luck lady.

by **duffy munn** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:00

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Dear Amy: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn’t my husband’s baby.

Last spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.

After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby’s blood type is different from both my husband’s and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.

I can’t tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. It’s too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.

Pregnant and Scared

Pregnant and Scared: I appreciate the fact that you are assuming some responsibility for participating in this sexual encounter, which from the way you describe it sounds less like seduction than coercion (and possibly assault) to me. Or is this how you are justifying your own choices? Only you can know.

This hotel employee should not be seducing, coercing or having sex with hotel guests during massage sessions. (Giving a consenting adult a cell number and hooking up off the premises is another matter.) If he coerced or forced you to have sex with him, then you should have gone to hotel management and the police immediately in order to prevent him from preying on other hotel guests.

In addition to other very tough decisions that you need to make fairly quickly, you also should be immediately tested for STDs.

You have to tell your husband about this. You simply have no choice. However, it would be helpful for you to rehearse this conversation with a trusted friend or professional counselor. You and your husband should discuss this in a neutral environment. Planned Parenthood offers pregnancy and adoption counseling. Counselors working for this agency have seen it all, and you will not be judged. Your local Planned Parenthood office will refer you to a social worker, and will be by your side while you and your husband walk this very difficult path.

I get the feeling you think about this shit a lot.

Yep. And wouldn't have posted ( or cared ) if the masseur was white.

by **Blanch32** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:02

Amy sounds like a total ****. Yo twat, ho was in the bahamas, not America. Your laws and morales mean shit there, and this idiot allowed some dude to blow it inside of her while not on birth control.

Way to paint all women as helpless and unable to say no to multi culturAL dick.

Btw, this story gives Bob a boner

by **Blanch32** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:03

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Who knows, maybe the chap will be into cuck'ing. Good luck lady.

Aka the "Bob sak"?

by **Rocinante** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:04

I am pretty sure all advice columns are made up bullshit.

If it was my wife, no matter the color of the baby, I'd divorce that bitch WITH AUTHORITY!

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:06

Blanch32 wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Who knows, maybe the chap will be into cuck'ing. Good luck lady.

Aka the "Bob sak"?

that was a good thread. I appreciate the patience everyone demonstrated as I attempted to reply to all your questions.

by **NigelUno** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:09

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So, what I gathered here is that the dude reads the advice columns. Good to know.

Is it really good to know?

by **Blanch32** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:10

....and why is a married woman taking a trip to the carribean without her spouse? Immediate red flag there

by **Blanch32** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:10

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Aka the "Bob sak"?
that was a good thread. I appreciate the patience everyone demonstrated as I attempted to reply to all your questions.

Lol

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:10

NigelUno wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So, what I gathered here is that the dude reads the advice columns. Good to know.

Is it really good to know?

I don't know man. Maybe. I didn't think too hard about this thread.

by **SeeRockCity** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:13

Asking for "a friend"?

by **GRR Spartan** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:25

How many years has The Dude's girlfriend taken week vacations in Jamaica ?

by **The_Dude** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:28

GRR Spartan wrote:How many years has The Dude's girlfriend taken week vacations in Jamaica ?

How come every time you post its a personal attack?

by **NigelUno** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:30

The_Dude wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:How many years has The Dude's girlfriend taken week vacations in Jamaica ?

How come every time you post its a personal attack?

It's a personal attack to say your girlfriend vacations in Jamaica?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:34

NigelUno wrote:
The_Dude wrote:

How come every time you post its a personal attack?

It's a personal attack to say your girlfriend vacations in Jamaica?

maybe "your girlfriend vacations in Jamaica" is a euphemism for some kind of jungle animal sex act.. What would you do if this was your wife? 2599972566

What would you do if this was your wife? 2599972566

by **NigelUno** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:37

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

It's a personal attack to say your girlfriend vacations in Jamaica?
maybe "your girlfriend vacations in Jamaica" is a euphemism for some kind of jungle animal sex act..

Oh. Maybe you could look that up in the urban dictionary.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 16 May 2016 - 15:44

The_Dude wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:How many years has The Dude's girlfriend taken week vacations in Jamaica ?

How come every time you post its a personal attack?

How come every time you post it's a general attack on entire groups or races of people?

by **duffy munn** Mon 16 May 2016 - 16:23

tGreenWay wrote:
The_Dude wrote:

How come every time you post its a personal attack?

How come every time you post it's a general attack on entire groups or races of people?

To be fair, tDude is ok with the middle class. At least the middle class families that make 200k per year.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 16 May 2016 - 17:05

Sorry to hear about this, Dude. I hope it all works out for you. Just try to get through it best you can.

by **MiamiSpartan** Mon 16 May 2016 - 18:05

The pregnant lady is too stupid to make this believable. Some stranger bangs her without a condom, and shortly thereafter she discovers she's pregnant. But it never occurs to her that it might have been her Bahama fling, until 8 or so months later?

The whole "black baby/white couple" thing, has been a source of drama, jokes, and stories for as long as racism itself has existed. No surprise that it was The Dude that posted this.

by **Snake Plissken** Mon 16 May 2016 - 18:24

MiamiSpartan wrote:The pregnant lady is too stupid to make this believable. Some stranger bangs her without a condom, and shortly thereafter she discovers she's pregnant. But it never occurs to her that it might have been her Bahama fling, until 8 or so months later?

The whole "black baby/white couple" thing, has been a source of drama, jokes, and stories for as long as racism itself has existed. No surprise that it was The Dude that posted this.

Exactly

by **kingstonlake** Mon 16 May 2016 - 18:58

Husband: how's the vacation?

Wife: really fun, cooking up some dinner at the condo

Husband: What Jamican? Hahahahahahahaha...

Wife: Babies

by **Turtleneck** Mon 16 May 2016 - 18:59

kingstonlake wrote:Husband: how's the vacation?

Wife: really fun, cooking up some dinner at the condo

Husband: What Jamican? Hahahahahahahaha...

Wife: Babies

Joking about cooking Jamican babies is a new low for this board.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 16 May 2016 - 19:01

Turtleneck wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Husband: how's the vacation?

Wife: really fun, cooking up some dinner at the condo

Husband: What Jamican? Hahahahahahahaha...

Wife: Babies

Joking about cooking Jamican babies is a new low for this board.

It's OK, the poster is from Kingston, Jamica.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 16 May 2016 - 19:02

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Joking about cooking Jamican babies is a new low for this board.

It's OK, the poster is from Kingston, Jamica.

Ok. It's alright then. Carry on.

by **The_Dude** Mon 16 May 2016 - 19:15

tGreenWay wrote:
The_Dude wrote:

How come every time you post its a personal attack?

How come every time you post it's a general attack on entire groups or races of people?

You going to move to Canada when Trump wins?

by **Turtleneck** Mon 16 May 2016 - 19:24

The_Dude wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

How come every time you post it's a general attack on entire groups or races of people?

You going to move to Canada when Trump wins?

How come every time you post it's an attack on intelligent people?

by **kingstonlake** Mon 16 May 2016 - 19:51

I used to have a printer that was possesed by Bob Marley.

It wouldn't stop jammin.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 16 May 2016 - 19:52

kingstonlake wrote:I used to have a printer that was possesed by Bob Marley.

It wouldn't stop jammin.

+1

by **The_Dude** Mon 16 May 2016 - 20:17

duffy munn wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

How come every time you post it's a general attack on entire groups or races of people?

To be fair, tDude is ok with the middle class. At least the middle class families that make 200k per year.

200k household income with multiple kids isn't a lavish lifestyle especially if you are paying for college.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 16 May 2016 - 20:22

200k sounds kinda poorish. What is the federal poverty line? 175k? I don't think middle class is 200k. Way too low. I think people making 200k are more working class or something. I don't know though. I am kind of isolated from that scene.

by **The_Dude** Mon 16 May 2016 - 21:27

Turtleneck wrote:200k sounds kinda poorish. What is the federal poverty line? 175k? I don't think middle class is 200k. Way too low. I think people making 200k are more working class or something. I don't know though. I am kind of isolated from that scene.

Don't quit your day job for comedy

by **Turtleneck** Mon 16 May 2016 - 22:00

The_Dude wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:200k sounds kinda poorish. What is the federal poverty line? 175k? I don't think middle class is 200k. Way too low. I think people making 200k are more working class or something. I don't know though. I am kind of isolated from that scene.

Don't quit your day job for comedy

I would suggest you not quit your job, but since you're a UM fan you are most likely unemployed.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 16 May 2016 - 22:06

kingstonlake wrote:Husband: how's the vacation?

Wife: really fun, cooking up some dinner at the condo

Husband: What Jamican? Hahahahahahahaha...

Wife: Babies

Jerk.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 16 May 2016 - 22:10

The_Dude wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

How come every time you post it's a general attack on entire groups or races of people?

You going to move to Canada when Trump wins?

I reject the premise in your question outright. However, hypothetically, were Trump to win, why would I move?

I answered your question, now please answer mine, the one you dodged.

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