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Fuckin' wife....
by tTy 2016-08-10, 00:50
So a couple weeks ago I was out at WBHPalooza at Tater Cottage hanging with WBH and his boys and golfing and drinking and shit. On the way home the next day I stopped at the cachino and kicked the indians asses out of 15 hundred dollah bills, give or take, at BJ. I don't know for sure how much I won because I was buying rounds for the table, gamboling $25 chips on behalf of the dealers and tipping waitresses like a fuckin boss.
Anyways, my wife likes to go out there with one of her girlfriends and fuck around and blow a hundred bucks on the penny slots (which I find repulsive as fuck, but she has fun, so whatevs, right?). So I got some mail, in the mail of all things, from the cachino and she opened it up and found out that they put a hundred bucks on "my card" to try to get me back there. It expires on Thursday. Her girlfriend and she want to go to the cachino tomorrow and play and she is asking me for "my card" but I don't fucking have one. I throw them away whenever I bother getting one because I don't fucking go there very much.
NOW, she wants me to drive out there with her so that she can blow it on an Elsa & Anna 137 winner line penny slot machine. It is going to take me an hour and a half to drive out there and back to get a card worth a hundred bucks just so she can go out and piss it all away. It's not that I care about pissing away 100 bucks on an Elsa & Anna slot machine because I really fucking don't, it's that I don't want to piss away 2 hours of my life to go do it.
I should probably just STFU and do it and give her the card. Maybe I'll do it on lunch tomorrow.
Thoughts?
Either way, fuck! Pain in the ass. I'm keeping the next one I get just in case this happens again.
PS: this is the second time I've done this on the way home from WBHPalooza.
Anyways, my wife likes to go out there with one of her girlfriends and fuck around and blow a hundred bucks on the penny slots (which I find repulsive as fuck, but she has fun, so whatevs, right?). So I got some mail, in the mail of all things, from the cachino and she opened it up and found out that they put a hundred bucks on "my card" to try to get me back there. It expires on Thursday. Her girlfriend and she want to go to the cachino tomorrow and play and she is asking me for "my card" but I don't fucking have one. I throw them away whenever I bother getting one because I don't fucking go there very much.
NOW, she wants me to drive out there with her so that she can blow it on an Elsa & Anna 137 winner line penny slot machine. It is going to take me an hour and a half to drive out there and back to get a card worth a hundred bucks just so she can go out and piss it all away. It's not that I care about pissing away 100 bucks on an Elsa & Anna slot machine because I really fucking don't, it's that I don't want to piss away 2 hours of my life to go do it.
I should probably just STFU and do it and give her the card. Maybe I'll do it on lunch tomorrow.
Thoughts?
Either way, fuck! Pain in the ass. I'm keeping the next one I get just in case this happens again.
PS: this is the second time I've done this on the way home from WBHPalooza.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by WhiteBoyHatcher 2016-08-10, 00:57
I have no idea what any of this means. I would like to assure the Swill that I have nothing to do with this lunatic and I have no idea what he is talking about.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tTy 2016-08-10, 00:58
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have no idea what any of this means. I would like to assure the Swill that I have nothing to do with this lunatic and I have no idea what he is talking about.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by DWags 2016-08-10, 01:08
It appears there is a hassle over 100 dollars. I don't know if I'd get my day all fucked up over 100 bucks.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tTy 2016-08-10, 01:12
DWags wrote:It appears there is a hassle over 100 dollars. I don't know if I'd get my day all fucked up over 100 bucks.
The "hassle" is over the fact that she wants me to drive a zilly miles round trip through TC tourism season (both ways) to go get a card worth a hundred dollars. I'd be happy to go to the fucking bank, on the way home, pick up a grand or even two (given all of my past indiscretions, she's prolly due fifty times that), bring it home and tell her "go have fun, honey".
She = "It's free money!!!! I might as well play it..."
I = "Yeah, but... It's..... meh...... and I'd rather lay on the couch and take a nap after work for once"
caveat (my folks are taking the kids tomorrow for the second sleep over ever tomorrow and I'd like to relax for once....)
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by DWags 2016-08-10, 01:17
tTy wrote:DWags wrote:It appears there is a hassle over 100 dollars. I don't know if I'd get my day all fucked up over 100 bucks.
The "hassle" is over the fact that she wants me to drive a zilly miles round trip through TC tourism season (both ways) to go get a card worth a hundred dollars. I'd be happy to go to the fucking bank, on the way home, pick up a grand or even two (given all of my past indiscretions, she's prolly due fifty times that), bring it home and tell her "go have fun, honey".
She = "It's free money!!!! I might as well play it..."
I = "Yeah, but... It's..... meh...... and I'd rather lay on the couch and take a nap after work for once"
caveat (my folks are taking the kids tomorrow for the second sleep over ever tomorrow and I'd like to relax for once....)
Fuck that. I'd have to look at the wife and say no fucking way. It's 100 bucks. Time is way more important. It's not free money if it's that kind of hassle.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tTy 2016-08-10, 01:22
DWags wrote:tTy wrote:
The "hassle" is over the fact that she wants me to drive a zilly miles round trip through TC tourism season (both ways) to go get a card worth a hundred dollars. I'd be happy to go to the fucking bank, on the way home, pick up a grand or even two (given all of my past indiscretions, she's prolly due fifty times that), bring it home and tell her "go have fun, honey".
She = "It's free money!!!! I might as well play it..."
I = "Yeah, but... It's..... meh...... and I'd rather lay on the couch and take a nap after work for once"
caveat (my folks are taking the kids tomorrow for the second sleep over ever tomorrow and I'd like to relax for once....)
Fuck that. I'd have to look at the wife and say no fucking way. It's 100 bucks. Time is way more important. It's not free money if it's that kind of hassle.
lmao, I totally thought you'd tell me to STFU up and get in the car and STFU and do it and STFU and get it done, all while S'ingTFU.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tGreenWay 2016-08-10, 01:46
So take her out there and let her lose the hundy on your card, but instead of pissing and moaning about it, why don't you give the house a chance to win back some of their money? Â Then you can walk out with another $15 hundy and you're $14 hundy ahead for the night after your wife loses the hundy on your card that she turned into her card. Problem solved.
Hundy.
Hundy.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Nordic 2016-08-10, 05:39
Scratch that. Expires this week.
Put her on your account or tell them she is the executor of your estate. Tell them to chuck another 50 on it for your trouble.
Your still welcome
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Jake from State Farm 2016-08-10, 06:17
Floyd Robertson wrote:How much do you enjoy sex with the wife?
Probably about the same as everyone else that enjoys sex with his wife. So yeah, he should get in the car and take her to go blow a hundy.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by GRR Spartan 2016-08-10, 06:22
Floyd Robertson wrote:How much do you enjoy sex with the wife?
Whose job has the family's health coverage?
If she's a teacher with a master's degree she should also have her own steady source of income after retirement if you plan to stick around.
Just give her the damned card. She'll get her way and you get yourself off the casino mailing list.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by DWags 2016-08-10, 07:53
Motown Spartan wrote:Just give her $100.
Exactly. Jesus Joseph and Mary. This is the advice. It's almost like the idiots I see wait in line for half an hour at a gas station across the street cause gas says 2.02 over there, and the one I fill up at says 2.14. If I put 15 gallons in it's gonna cost me 1.80 more and I'm out of there in five minutes. I know the tourist traffic he's talking about. going across town and back and then sitting in a smoked filled casino watching people with quiet desperation on their faces. Holy shit. 100 bucks isn't worth it.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Blanch32 2016-08-10, 08:02
DWags wrote:It appears there is a hassle over 100 dollars. I don't know if I'd get my day all fucked up over 100 bucks.
Su ch a baller....
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by AnomanderRake 2016-08-10, 08:21
I would just give her 100 dollars. Time is money after all. It seems your wife does not value your time correctly and needs to be educated.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Motown Spartan 2016-08-10, 08:42
AnomanderRake wrote:I would just give her 100 dollars. Time is money after all. It seems your wife does not value your time correctly and needs to be educated.
The fact the she isn't in the kitchen in the first place is baffling to me.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Rocinante 2016-08-10, 10:27
Do you ever eat her pussy and be like (damn, my kids came out through this hole).
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Turtleneck 2016-08-10, 10:34
If you don't do this, she won't give you permission to buy a new AR-15.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tGreenWay 2016-08-10, 10:47
BleacherSwill wrote:OP. Take a pill man, you are losing it.
He's already shoving a fistful up his pooper every four hours.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Death Roe 2016-08-10, 13:35
It's a free $100. Take the rewards card, cash it into the slot, claim the money. Profit.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tTy 2016-08-10, 17:28
I wasted my lunch hour, drove out there, and picked up the damn card for her. She was happy...
THE END
THE END
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Floyd Robertson 2016-08-10, 17:32
tTy wrote:I wasted my lunch hour, drove out there, and picked up the damn card for her. She was happy...
THE END
Now you have a chip in the big game.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Guest 2016-08-10, 17:59
tTy wrote:I wasted my lunch hour, drove out there, and picked up the damn card for her. She was happy...
THE END
She doesn't deser....wait....no, that's not right.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by The_Dude 2016-08-10, 18:02
Hey Ty, was your wife born in the fucking Haiphong province?
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Turtleneck 2016-08-10, 18:37
Floyd Robertson wrote:tTy wrote:I wasted my lunch hour, drove out there, and picked up the damn card for her. She was happy...
THE END
Now you have a chip in the big game.
Don't bark at him like a junkyard dog.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Floyd Robertson 2016-08-10, 18:38
Turtleneck wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote:
Now you have a chip in the big game.
Don't bark at him like a junkyard dog.
Better than doing the Potomac Two-Step.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Jake from State Farm 2016-08-10, 18:43
DWags wrote:Motown Spartan wrote:Just give her $100.
Exactly. Jesus Joseph and Mary. This is the advice. It's almost like the idiots I see wait in line for half an hour at a gas station across the street cause gas says 2.02 over there, and the one I fill up at says 2.14. If I put 15 gallons in it's gonna cost me 1.80 more and I'm out of there in five minutes. I know the tourist traffic he's talking about. going across town and back and then sitting in a smoked filled casino watching people with quiet desperation on their faces. Holy shit. 100 bucks isn't worth it.
Heck, I've seen the same thing when the difference is only a penny or two. One station with six pumps vacant and the other one with cars lined up.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Motown Spartan 2016-08-10, 18:48
Floyd Robertson wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Don't bark at him like a junkyard dog.
Better than doing the Potomac Two-Step.
Or the Waffle Stomp.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tGreenWay 2016-08-10, 20:23
AMwood wrote:i'm pretty sure she's cheating on you.
At this very moment, she's inserting Motown's suppository using just her nose.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Motown Spartan 2016-08-10, 20:28
tGreenWay wrote:AMwood wrote:i'm pretty sure she's cheating on you.
At this very moment, she's inserting Motown's suppository using just her nose.
I love being an Internet cam model.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by tGreenWay 2016-08-10, 21:34
Motown Spartan wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
At this very moment, she's inserting Motown's suppository using just her nose.
I love being an Internet cam model.
I'm not subscribing until we all get the tSwill discount.
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by The Pantry 2016-08-10, 21:57
Was gonna start a mock thread called "Fuckin' ex-wife..." but not motivated enough.
Bitch is in Banff for a couple days before hopping on daughter's cruise ship for a week with a couple of our other kids
Bitch is in Banff for a couple days before hopping on daughter's cruise ship for a week with a couple of our other kids
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Re: Fuckin' wife....
by Turtleneck 2016-08-10, 22:02
Floyd Robertson wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Don't bark at him like a junkyard dog.
Better than doing the Potomac Two-Step.
I hope you do not mind destroying Greer's reputation.
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