Re: What the hell is MyPillow?

by **Rocinante** 2019-05-10, 22:48

My pillow sucks and Trump sucks, but I like pantry.

by **The Pantry** 2019-05-10, 23:02

Rocinante wrote:My pillow sucks and Trump sucks, but I like pantry.

You should buy That Guest Down Egyptian Cotton Pillow. You'll like me even more. Can't sleep many nights but know for certain it's not That Pillow.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-25, 15:44

Nordic,

This is the thread for all your pillow needs.

Sincerely,

Turtleneck

by **Nordic** 2020-09-25, 16:04

Thx buddy

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-25, 16:07

isn't the MyPillow christian guy a meth addict?

by **The Pantry** 2020-09-25, 16:14

The Pantry wrote:Egyptian Bedding GooseDown Pillow - 1200 Thread Count Egyptian Cotton, King Size

Pillow is going on 4 years old and still great. Well worth the $55. Fuck MyPillow.

by **The Pantry** 2020-09-25, 16:14

Rocinante wrote:My pillow sucks and Trump sucks, but I like pantry.

Since when?

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-25, 16:37

The Pantry wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Egyptian Bedding GooseDown Pillow - 1200 Thread Count Egyptian Cotton, King Size
Pillow is going on 4 years old and still great. Well worth the $55. Fuck MyPillow.

I would rather not do anything to your pillow.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-09-25, 16:47

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Pillow is going on 4 years old and still great. Well worth the $55. Fuck MyPillow.

I would rather not do anything to your pillow.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-01-19, 10:22

Wags how are your My Pillows treating you? I think I might buy stock in this company. Seems really well run.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-19, 11:07

Wags has MyPillows? This changes everything. Why do you have anti-democracy pillows, Wags? Do your pillows whisper conspiracy theories to you at night, Wags?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-01-19, 11:18

Turtleneck wrote:Wags has MyPillows? This changes everything. Why do you have anti-democracy pillows, Wags? Do your pillows whisper conspiracy theories to you at night, Wags?

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Don't get one of these, DWags. Or get one. I don't care.

Ordered last night. two queens, two travelers. I'll let you guys know

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I think iirc he canceled the order or something.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2021-01-19, 11:35

Looks like Kohl's and Bed, Bath and Beyond told the pillow guy to take his pillows somewhere else.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2021-01-19, 12:09

Jake from State Farm wrote:Looks like Kohl's and Bed, Bath and Beyond told the pillow guy to take his pillows somewhere else.

Awesome, now he can go back to selling his pillows to insomniacs at 2:45am using freaky medicine cabinets.

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-19, 12:19

What is a traveler pillow.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-01-19, 13:07

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:Looks like Kohl's and Bed, Bath and Beyond told the pillow guy to take his pillows somewhere else.

Awesome, now he can go back to selling his pillows to insomniacs at 2:45am using freaky medicine cabinets.

Of course TV could cut his ass off too. I'm ok with that.

See the crazys must not recall when the local small business owner put their foot in the ass of the local sandwich board, the end is neigh, govt is out to get you, fruitcake back in the day... This is that.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-01-19, 13:09

Rocinante wrote:What is a traveler pillow.

The U neck thing? Pretty groovy.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-19, 16:15

Rocinante wrote:What is a traveler pillow.

It’s a pillow for travelers. You’re welcome.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-19, 16:16

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:Looks like Kohl's and Bed, Bath and Beyond told the pillow guy to take his pillows somewhere else.

Awesome, now he can go back to selling his pillows to insomniacs at 2:45am using freaky medicine cabinets.

Seeing his mug show up all the time just might be the inspiration I need to shut off the tv and try to sleep.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-01-19, 19:52

Nothing would fill me with the terror of sleepless nights like having anything to do with our christian hero and his home product-inspired meth head jesus freak friends.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-19, 23:18

I heard the MyPillow guy was the Micro Machines guy back in the day.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-01-20, 00:26

I think I understand what this thread means.

Wags you're canceled. Hope you enjoyed the attention. #CancelCulture

by **MiamiSpartan** 2021-01-20, 06:47

Dwags' silence is deafening.

by **DWags** 2021-01-20, 08:43

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags how are your My Pillows treating you? I think I might buy stock in this company. Seems really well run.

No, I got them. They're really not that great. My wife and daughter, ironically enough, just went pillow shopping this weekend and got pillows. The "traveler" my pillows get thrown in the car for trips up north etc. But I don't use the queens. Fortunately enough a girl threw up on my daughters favorite pillow at a party last week. Thus the shopping.

Used the my pillow for a bit, I like my old one before it. I like the ones the wife picked up this weekend though.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-20, 10:06

So the racist pillows aren’t that great?

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-20, 10:19

Turtleneck wrote:So the racist pillows aren’t that great?

Grow up.

--tGreenWay

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-20, 10:37

Mrs GreenWay loves her Bedgear Performance Lightning 2.0 pillow. She bought it because it was an Oprah favorite/recommendation. Rolling Eyes

TBF, it’s really nice. But I got a TempurPedic Cloud less than a year ago and it’s awesome.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-20, 12:14

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:So the racist pillows aren’t that great?
Grow up.

--tGreenWay

I heard to get the good MyPillows, you need to order them through Hobby Lobby and then have them deep fried at Chick-fil-A.

by **GRR Spartan** 2021-01-20, 16:47

Mr Pillow is a former alcoholic and cocaine addict. Burned through a marriage. Bought a piece of old farm equipment to chop up foam for his “invention”.

Have an acquaintance in TV ad sales for WGN. He told me they started requiring Michael Lindell aka Mr Pillow to pay certified check up front for his ads. No billing terms.

Like all businesses, people talk, word gets around. Turns out a Lindell is a slow pay specialist with many creditors fearing no pay.

It’s reported some MN GOP had made overtures to Lindell to run for Governor, US Senate or Congress. With Bed Bath and Beyond joining Kohl’s to stop selling Mr Pillow products it might be Mr Pillow needs a job in politics.

Sound familiar?

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-20, 17:26

Wish these were my pillows...

Salma

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-20, 17:42

Make sure to scroll right to the 2nd pic.

She's looking a little pasty...not a my pillows deal-breaker.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-21, 12:26

Here is what DWags left out. His MyPillow led to a torrid love affair with a Hollywood actress.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9164471/MyPillow-CEO-Mike-Lindell-secret-romance-30-Rock-star-Jane-Krakowski.html

by **DWags** 2021-01-21, 12:31

Turtleneck wrote:Here is what DWags left out. His MyPillow led to a torrid love affair with a Hollywood actress.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9164471/MyPillow-CEO-Mike-Lindell-secret-romance-30-Rock-star-Jane-Krakowski.html

I did because I’m jealous and bitter about the relationship. Thanks for yanking that scab off.

by **GRR Spartan** 2021-01-21, 13:42

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Here is what DWags left out. His MyPillow led to a torrid love affair with a Hollywood actress.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9164471/MyPillow-CEO-Mike-Lindell-secret-romance-30-Rock-star-Jane-Krakowski.html

I did because I’m jealous and bitter about the relationship. Thanks for yanking that scab off.

DWags, if you had access to million$ people who know you would be surprised about how many attractive women would respond positively if you started throwing money and gifts their way.

It goes back to the story about man asking an attractive woman if she’d sleep with him for an exorbitant sum and she agrees. He changes offer to a pittance and she asks “What kind of woman do you think I am?” He says “that’s been established, now it’s a negotiation”

Jane Krakowski knows her price.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-21, 13:48

Ok....

by **Cameron** 2021-01-21, 14:18

Not just women. I'd sleep with DWags for a million bucks too.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-21, 14:33

I can't say I don't buy stuff because of commercials especially direct response commercials.

by **Cameron** 2021-01-21, 14:47

steveschneider wrote:I can't say I don't buy stuff because of commercials especially direct response commercials.

Not sure if you're contradicting past steve, or if you're misusing either can't or don't. Is this accidental stupidity, or more "sarcasm?" Please advise.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-01-21, 14:50

Cameron wrote:Not just women. I'd sleep with DWags for a million bucks too.

I'd do it for $30.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-21, 14:53

steveschneider wrote:I can't say I don't buy stuff because of commercials especially direct response commercials.

Can’t... or won’t?

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