Re: What the hell is MyPillow?

by **Cameron** 2021-01-21, 14:55

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Cameron wrote:Not just women. I'd sleep with DWags for a million bucks too.

I'd do it for $30.

If I can afford to pay DWags a million bucks to sleep with him, $30 would be no problem.

Wait, I may have misunderstood something here...

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-21, 15:00

You might want to buy a dictionary.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/couldn%27t%2Fcan%27t%20say

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-21, 15:10

steveschneider wrote:You might want to buy a dictionary.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/couldn%27t%2Fcan%27t%20say

Thanks for the word puke, Steve. I know the definition. Kindly look beyond the literal at the point I was trying to make.

Fucking Steve.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-21, 15:18

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:You might want to buy a dictionary.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/couldn%27t%2Fcan%27t%20say

Thanks for the word puke, Steve. I know the definition. Kindly look beyond the literal at the point I was trying to make.

Fucking Steve.

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by **Cameron** 2021-01-21, 15:58

Steve really struggles with could/should/would. Like, legitimately can't figure it out without a dictionary. Makes you wonder how he made it this far in life...

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-21, 16:08

Cameron wrote:Steve really struggles with could/should/would. Like, legitimately can't figure it out without a dictionary. Makes you wonder how he made it this far in life...

FYI, the thread right below this one says 'minus well'. If I ever spell anything wrong or display bad grammar here it's done on purpose. I'm just keeping up with modern trends.

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-21, 16:17

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:Steve really struggles with could/should/would. Like, legitimately can't figure it out without a dictionary. Makes you wonder how he made it this far in life...

FYI, the thread right below this one says 'minus well'. If I ever spell anything wrong or display bad grammar here it's done on purpose. I'm just keeping up with modern trends.

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by **Cameron** 2021-01-21, 16:18

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:Steve really struggles with could/should/would. Like, legitimately can't figure it out without a dictionary. Makes you wonder how he made it this far in life...

FYI, the thread right below this one says 'minus well'. If I ever spell anything wrong or display bad grammar here it's done on purpose. I'm just keeping up with modern trends.

To paraphrase a wise man, how the fuck am I supposed to be able to tell the difference between you being stupid by accident and you being stupid on purpose?

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-21, 16:32

steveschneider wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Thanks for the word puke, Steve. I know the definition. Kindly look beyond the literal at the point I was trying to make.

Fucking Steve.

Bad grammar alert!

Already penciled you in to give me a grammar lesson. Please put it in your calendar for the second Tuesday of next week.

Fucking Steve.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-21, 16:54

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

FYI, the thread right below this one says 'minus well'. If I ever spell anything wrong or display bad grammar here it's done on purpose. I'm just keeping up with modern trends.
To paraphrase a wise man, how the fuck am I supposed to be able to tell the difference between you being stupid by accident and you being stupid on purpose?

You can't even tell the difference between your own ass and a hole in the ground so I wouldn't expect you to be able to comprehend what someone is talking about.

by **Cameron** 2021-01-21, 18:40

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:
To paraphrase a wise man, how the fuck am I supposed to be able to tell the difference between you being stupid by accident and you being stupid on purpose?

You can't even tell the difference between your own ass and a hole in the ground so I wouldn't expect you to be able to comprehend what someone is talking about.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-21, 19:07

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

You can't even tell the difference between your own ass and a hole in the ground so I wouldn't expect you to be able to comprehend what someone is talking about.

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by **DWags** 2021-01-22, 11:46

I wish I had never bought those pillows. Fuck that wacko.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2021-01-22, 11:59

DWags wrote:I wish I had never bought those pillows. Fuck that wacko.

There are options.

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by **Jake from State Farm** 2021-01-22, 19:11

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:I wish I had never bought those pillows. Fuck that wacko.

There are options.

That's hot

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-22, 19:29

Turtleneck wrote:Here is what DWags left out. His MyPillow led to a torrid love affair with a Hollywood actress.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9164471/MyPillow-CEO-Mike-Lindell-secret-romance-30-Rock-star-Jane-Krakowski.html

Lies!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-ceo-mike-lindell-hires-charles-harder-to-go-after-daily-mail-for-jane-krakowski-affair-story

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_600ac581c5b6a0d83a1a901a/amp

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-26, 10:06

Where is GreenWay going to get his news now?

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by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-26, 10:21

Turtleneck wrote:Where is GreenWay going to get his news now?

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As a disciple of Glenn Beck, I’m signed up for The Blaze Daily.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-01-26, 10:41

Goofball reminds me of Paul Bearer.
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by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-26, 10:56

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Goofball reminds me of Paul Bearer.

Paul Bearer was twice the football coach Nick Saban ever hopes to be.

by **DWags** 2021-01-26, 12:10

what can I do as a penance for my discretion in buying this product from a madman? It's too late to get my money back. If I see him and kick him in the balls would that be enough?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2021-01-26, 12:15

DWags wrote:what can I do as a penance for my discretion in buying this product from a madman? It's too late to get my money back. If I see him and kick him in the balls would that be enough?

It can't hurt.

Not us, anyway lol.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-26, 12:29

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:what can I do as a penance for my discretion in buying this product from a madman? It's too late to get my money back. If I see him and kick him in the balls would that be enough?

It can't hurt.

Not us, anyway lol.

Agree.

I think you have already made up for it, DWags. It takes a long time for WBH to let jokes die at tSwill. He just hammers away with the same joke long after it stops being funny.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-27, 21:07

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

It can't hurt.

Not us, anyway lol.

Agree.

I think you have already made up for it, DWags. It takes a long time for WBH to let jokes die at tSwill. He just hammers away with the same joke long after it stops being funny.

Hatch thinks he’s funny but you know what? He’s not funny.

by **DWags** 2021-01-28, 04:33

I wonder if all this shit is actually good for this guy. You know some morons are buying his pillow just because he’s getting crap from the msm

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-31, 16:26

Germany was running his Twitter account and then Dominion bots canceled his culture.

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by **Turtleneck** 2021-02-02, 17:48

This is tSwill on TV.

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by **DWags** 2021-02-02, 20:52

Turtleneck wrote:This is tSwill on TV.

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Fucking steve.

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2021-02-02, 20:56

Turtleneck wrote:This is tSwill on TV.

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2021-02-03, 00:19

Turtleneck wrote:This is tSwill on TV.

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I'm not sure this is getting enough attention. This is fucking HILARIOUS

by **tGreenWay** 2021-02-03, 03:54

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:This is tSwill on TV.

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I'm not sure this is getting enough attention. This is fucking HILARIOUS

It’s trending on Google. And while more people should see this because it’s so funny, the pillow boy’s 15 minutes of fame are up. It’s time for him to take his unnaturally dark hair plugs and disappear into the Minnesota wild.

by **steveschneider** 2021-02-03, 08:35

Dominion Voting Systems stood up to the liars and won. Good for them. Wish more showed the same courage.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-02-03, 08:47

steveschneider wrote:Dominion Voting Systems stood up to the liars and won. Good for them. Wish more showed the same courage.

Steve, why didn't you check in? How is the shoveling going? Let me know if you need help.

by MSU addict 2021-02-04, 22:35

DWags may need to buy one to assuage his guilt.

David Hogg launching pillow company to compete with MyPillow's Mike Lindell

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-02-04, 22:38

Spectacular. Count me and Travis both in for Hogg pillows.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-02-04, 22:42

I didn’t see pillow fight as proxy for ideological war coming.

by **DWags** 2021-02-04, 23:23

If I buy six Hoggs am I forgiven?

by **Turtleneck** 2021-02-05, 08:22

forgiven?

DWags wrote:If I buy six Hoggs am I forgiven?

That’s a lot of bacon, DWags.

by **DWags** 2021-02-05, 11:09

Turtleneck wrote:
forgiven?
DWags wrote:If I buy six Hoggs am I forgiven?

That’s a lot of bacon, DWags.

I feel like I need a lot of absolution for giving that rat bastard money.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-02-05, 11:20

Well, as promised this week, he's coming with receipts of a stolen election.

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