Chris Rock said it. Tigers didn't go crazy, tiger just went tiger.

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:06

For those that never go to TOB. this tiger eats a woman who was trying to save her dumb ass daughter who was mad at her husband so got out of her car at a drive through zoo.

Tiger went tiger and had a meal.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/world/asia/china-tiger-attack-woman-killed.html?smid=tw-nytimes&_r=0&referer=http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Board/93/Contents/Video-of-woman-being-grabbed-by-a-tiger-46411983

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:08

That tiger is going to be hungry again in 20 minutes. #FuckinChineseFood

by **NigelUno** 2016-07-26, 22:09

My legal advice is that they should have stayed in the car.

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:13

Thing is, they probably will kill the tiger. They need to shoot the asshole who got out of the car and made the tiger act instinct fully.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-26, 22:15

Pretty fuckin stupid to have a drive thru Siberian Tiger exhibit in the first place.

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:18

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pretty fuckin stupid to have a drive thru Siberian Tiger exhibit in the first place.

Yep, but I'd go. That's what bothers me more.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-07-26, 22:20

That tiger wasn't waiting on arbitration. He made that bitch pay. Now.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-26, 22:22

Tiger was doing humanity a favor... and now the Tiger gets punished.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:23

I was once a kid in a car driven by my father though a "wild lyfe wilderness park n shit" in Arkanfuckinsas... We got a flat, in the woods, and we all got out of the car because my dad had to unpack the fucker to get to the spare. The rangers came upon us an freaked the fuck out becuase there were squatches and tigerbears and shit running around the place and we were all just lucky not to have been eaten on the spot. That said, my dad would have beaten them squatches up, I wasn't even skert, like, at all.....

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:23

xsanguine wrote:Tiger was doing humanity a favor... and now the Tiger gets punished.

I bet medium rare tiger backstraps are fucking delish.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-26, 22:27

DWags wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pretty fuckin stupid to have a drive thru Siberian Tiger exhibit in the first place.

Yep, but I'd go. That's what bothers me more.

I kind of want to, as well.

And fwiw I don't mean because they imprisoned the cat. It could be a great habitat. I mean because you've got 4 people driving through a habitat with at least 2 ~5/600 lb of the baddest animals on the planet in a 1100 lb Daewoo. Car or not if that kitty wants to eat you he's gonna eat you.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-26, 22:30

tTy wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Tiger was doing humanity a favor... and now the Tiger gets punished.

I bet medium rare tiger backstraps are fucking delish.

For some reason I don't think any predator is going to taste very good. But I've never tried it.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:36

xsanguine wrote:
tTy wrote:

I bet medium rare tiger backstraps are fucking delish.

For some reason I don't think any predator is going to taste very good. But I've never tried it.

Militant vegan? If not, you're just a total dipshit then, I guess. I still love you though!

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 22:36

xsanguine wrote:
tTy wrote:

I bet medium rare tiger backstraps are fucking delish.

For some reason I don't think any predator is going to taste very good. But I've never tried it.

Bear sucks. It literally tastes like shit to me.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-26, 22:43

tTy wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

For some reason I don't think any predator is going to taste very good. But I've never tried it.

Militant vegan? If not, you're just a total dipshit then, I guess. I still love you though!

I just fuck around with you... I thought I've made that clear a few times, but whatever. Don't tickle my balls too much with that goatee with my dick in your mouth. I'm pro-hunter... I just don't think a predator would taste very good. I could be wrong. Always eaten prey animals.

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-26, 22:43

DWags wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

For some reason I don't think any predator is going to taste very good. But I've never tried it.

Bear sucks. It literally tastes like shit to me.

Isn't bear kinda in between? What is their ratio of meat to foliage?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-07-26, 22:46

It depends on the bear. Some of them subsist largely on pic-i-nic baskets.

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:50

xsanguine wrote:
tTy wrote:

Militant vegan? If not, you're just a total dipshit then, I guess. I still love you though!

I just fuck around with you... I thought I've made that clear a few times, but whatever. Don't tickle my balls too much with that goatee with my dick in your mouth. I'm pro-hunter... I just don't think a predator would taste very good. I could be wrong. Always eaten prey animals.

I hate to ruin it now, but the ratio of "Times I've Replied To One of Your Posts" to "Times You've Replied to One of Mine" = ~1:480-ish in case you haven't been keeping track. The only poster on this board who runs worse than you is prolly Blanch, so at least you outrank him on my give-a-fuck scale....

by **tTy** 2016-07-26, 22:51

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:It depends on the bear. Some of them subsist largely on pic-i-nic baskets.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

by **y2kMgrad** 2016-07-26, 22:53

Tiger really should quit grabbing women from behind and focus on his game.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-07-26, 23:12

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 23:18

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Jesus, they can open doors now? It's only a matter of time before they learn to drive.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-26, 23:19

Also, did that person end up as lion poop?

by **DWags** 2016-07-26, 23:29

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Jesus, they can open doors now? It's only a matter of time before they learn to drive.

Wait till they learn to get on message boards

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-26, 23:43

Reason #10,521 not to get married

by **xsanguine** 2016-07-26, 23:51

tTy wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I just fuck around with you... I thought I've made that clear a few times, but whatever. Don't tickle my balls too much with that goatee with my dick in your mouth. I'm pro-hunter... I just don't think a predator would taste very good. I could be wrong. Always eaten prey animals.

I hate to ruin it now, but the ratio of "Times I've Replied To One of Your Posts" to "Times You've Replied to One of Mine" = ~1:480-ish in case you haven't been keeping track. The only poster on this board who runs worse than you is prolly Blanch, so at least you outrank him on my give-a-fuck scale....

So then why are you giving a fuck now?

by tanfan! 2016-07-27, 07:58

kingstonlake wrote:That tiger wasn't waiting on arbitration. He made that bitch pay. Now.

That woukd have been great had it been Nigel and Muffy fighting in the car and they both got out.

by tanfan! 2016-07-27, 08:01

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
DWags wrote:

Yep, but I'd go. That's what bothers me more.

I kind of want to, as well.

And fwiw I don't mean because they imprisoned the cat. It could be a great habitat. I mean because you've got 4 people driving through a habitat with at least 2 ~5/600 lb of the baddest animals on the planet in a 1100 lb Daewoo. Car or not if that kitty wants to eat you he's gonna eat you.

We should do a swill parade through that park and then push those we don't like out of the car and speed off.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-07-27, 08:04

Chris Rock said it. Tigers didn't go crazy, tiger just went tiger. 502811600

This thread is beautiful.

by **Cameron** 2016-07-27, 12:43

The most creative way of getting rid of a mother-in-law that I've ever heard of. This guy is a master mind.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-07-27, 13:13

Cameron wrote:The most creative way of getting rid of a mother-in-law that I've ever heard of. This guy is a master mind.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-27, 13:32

Cameron wrote:The most creative way of getting rid of a mother-in-law that I've ever heard of. This guy is a master mind.

"Mom, Chinese Fire Drill!"
"Shit, here?"
"Once it's called, it's mandatory."
"Fine, but you're an asshole."

by **Vlad** 2016-07-27, 13:41

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pretty fuckin stupid to have a drive thru Siberian Tiger exhibit in the first place.

They have one just outside Toronto. I did it, but I was pretty amazed that you can just drive your car through lions, tigers, etc. and all you're really supposed to do is stay in the car and keep the windows up. Pretty crazy.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-07-27, 13:45

Vlad wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pretty fuckin stupid to have a drive thru Siberian Tiger exhibit in the first place.

They have one just outside Toronto. I did it, but I was pretty amazed that you can just drive your car through lions, tigers, etc. and all you're really supposed to do is stay in the car and keep the windows up. Pretty crazy.

I remember our 6th grade class trip was to Niagra Falls on the Canadian side. We went through one of these with our charter bus. The car in front of us got fucked up as the monkeys jumped on the windshield and started ripping off the wipers and some trim around the side windows.

I'd never take my own car though one of those after seeing that.

by Guest 2016-07-27, 13:46

Vlad wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pretty fuckin stupid to have a drive thru Siberian Tiger exhibit in the first place.

They have one just outside Toronto. I did it, but I was pretty amazed that you can just drive your car through lions, tigers, etc. and all you're really supposed to do is stay in the car and keep the windows up. Pretty crazy.

I took my kids to African Lion Safari just outside London, ON when they were little....monkeys would tear the trim off your car if it was loose.

Might be the one you're thinking of too....I see in it's in Hamilton.

by **InTenSity** 2016-07-27, 13:53

I'm surprised this hasn't happened in Florida yet, at the Lion Country Safari, in West Palm.

by **Vlad** 2016-07-27, 17:13

LooseGoose wrote:
Vlad wrote:

They have one just outside Toronto. I did it, but I was pretty amazed that you can just drive your car through lions, tigers, etc. and all you're really supposed to do is stay in the car and keep the windows up. Pretty crazy.

I took my kids to African Lion Safari just outside London, ON when they were little....monkeys would tear the trim off your car if it was loose.

Might be the one you're thinking of too....I see in it's in Hamilton.

Yep, that's the one! Friggin lions and tigers walking right up to your car. And its not like they have just a couple of these big cats, like at a typical zoo. I remember counting about 12 lions, and I'm guessing there were at least 8 tigers. (This was about 15 years ago.)

by **DWags** 2016-07-27, 22:26

Vlad wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I took my kids to African Lion Safari just outside London, ON when they were little....monkeys would tear the trim off your car if it was loose.

Might be the one you're thinking of too....I see in it's in Hamilton.

Yep, that's the one! Friggin lions and tigers walking right up to your car. And its not like they have just a couple of these big cats, like at a typical zoo. I remember counting about 12 lions, and I'm guessing there were at least 8 tigers. (This was about 15 years ago.)

Holy shit, I read this just now and I fucking remember doing that too. Time of Nixon. My parents were teachers. They'd load us into the car and drive us all the fuck over the U.S. and canada for about 6 or 7 summers. School would get out, we'd load up in the back seat and look at Merica. It seems to me we were going to Niagra falls and out east and we did this. I really can't remember much of it. But if it was around in the late 60's early 70's I know we did this. hahahahahahaha. I'm calling my mom for confirmation.

by **tTy** 2016-07-27, 22:33

DWags wrote:
Vlad wrote:

Yep, that's the one! Friggin lions and tigers walking right up to your car. And its not like they have just a couple of these big cats, like at a typical zoo. I remember counting about 12 lions, and I'm guessing there were at least 8 tigers. (This was about 15 years ago.)

Holy shit, I read this just now and I fucking remember doing that too. Time of Nixon. My parents were teachers. They'd load us into the car and drive us all the fuck over the U.S. and canada for about 6 or 7 summers. School would get out, we'd load up in the back seat and look at Merica. It seems to me we were going to Niagra falls and out east and we did this. I really can't remember much of it. But if it was around in the late 60's early 70's I know we did this. hahahahahahaha. I'm calling my mom for confirmation.

Tell yer moms I said, "sup?".

by **DWags** 2016-07-27, 22:36

tTy wrote:
DWags wrote:

Holy shit, I read this just now and I fucking remember doing that too. Time of Nixon. My parents were teachers. They'd load us into the car and drive us all the fuck over the U.S. and canada for about 6 or 7 summers. School would get out, we'd load up in the back seat and look at Merica. It seems to me we were going to Niagra falls and out east and we did this. I really can't remember much of it. But if it was around in the late 60's early 70's I know we did this. hahahahahahaha. I'm calling my mom for confirmation.

Tell yer moms I said, "sup?".

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