X, how're you doing?

Rocinante wrote:Asshole. I don't like spending time when I'm not here thinking about people from here. Don't do that.

That's why I offered the picture of a lady as a truce. Just for you, Roc. How ya doin?

Where are the baby pictures? ..and the cigars?

Here's a pic of a baby that may or may not be mine.

xsanguine wrote:Here's a pic of a baby that may or may not be mine.

Beautiful...congrats man!

Thanks cheesy!

Congrats!

Congrats again, X.

Is that bracelet so the bartenders at the club know the baby is under 21?

I don't know anything about kids.

lil spartan dawg!

Turtleneck wrote:Congrats again, X.

Is that bracelet so the bartenders at the club know the baby is under 21?

I don't know anything about kids.

I think you usually get a braclet if you're over 21.

Congrats x!!!

Turtleneck wrote:Congrats again, X.

Is that bracelet so the bartenders at the club know the baby is under 21?

I don't know anything about kids.

They keep it on until the GPS is installed.

Thanks WBH, TN, and Mr. Travis. I don't know anything about kids, either. I'm just learning as I go. I tend to ask a lot of questions from people that do seem to know what they're doing so hoping that helps my process. The most awkward part is when people who's kids are not something you'd want your kid to aspire to give you advice.

Congrats X!!

xsanguine wrote:Thanks WBH, TN, and Mr. Travis. I don't know anything about kids, either. I'm just learning as I go. I tend to ask a lot of questions from people that do seem to know what they're doing so hoping that helps my process. The most awkward part is when people who's kids are not something you'd want your kid to aspire to give you advice.

Keep the baby away from Travis.

Turtleneck wrote:

xsanguine wrote:Thanks WBH, TN, and Mr. Travis. I don't know anything about kids, either. I'm just learning as I go. I tend to ask a lot of questions from people that do seem to know what they're doing so hoping that helps my process. The most awkward part is when people who's kids are not something you'd want your kid to aspire to give you advice.

Keep the baby away from Travis.

Best parenting advice I've heard.

Turtleneck wrote:

xsanguine wrote:Thanks WBH, TN, and Mr. Travis. I don't know anything about kids, either. I'm just learning as I go. I tend to ask a lot of questions from people that do seem to know what they're doing so hoping that helps my process. The most awkward part is when people who's kids are not something you'd want your kid to aspire to give you advice.

Keep the baby away from Travis.

I babysit all the time turtleneck but I'm not going to babysit x's kid :)

xsanguine wrote:Here's a pic of a baby that may or may not be mine.

Congratulations, X! And thanks for taking a pic of my baby!

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Keep the baby away from Travis.

I babysit all the time turtleneck but I'm not going to babysit x's kid :)

Do the parents of the kids you babysit know you have their children?

Thanks LG. And you're very welcome, Greenie, thank you!

OTPT coached me from the birthing process on FaceTime... kept requesting close ups and what not, though. Seemed legit at the time.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Keep the baby away from Travis.

Best parenting advice I've heard.

Thank you. I am going to write a book about parenting now. Is this title too long?

The secret to raising a perfect child: do not expose your kids to Travis, or more more importantly, do not let Travis expose himself to your kids.

lol

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I babysit all the time turtleneck but I'm not going to babysit x's kid :)

Do the parents of the kids you babysit know you have their children?

Turtleneck wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Best parenting advice I've heard.

Thank you. I am going to write a book about parenting now. Is this title too long?

The secret to raising a perfect child: do not expose your kids to Travis, or more more importantly, do not let Travis expose himself to your kids.

I think that book was already written about Peewee Herman. Who is strikingly similar to Travis now that you mention it.

xsanguine wrote:Thanks LG. And you're very welcome, Greenie, thank you!

OTPT coached me from the birthing process on FaceTime... kept requesting close ups and what not, though. Seemed legit at the time.

I know a woman in my neighborhood who is a lactation expert. I can arrange a FaceTime convo with your wife and her. I'd be happy to hold the phone while your wife practices milking herself.

tGreenWay wrote:

xsanguine wrote:Thanks LG. And you're very welcome, Greenie, thank you!

OTPT coached me from the birthing process on FaceTime... kept requesting close ups and what not, though. Seemed legit at the time.

I know a woman in my neighborhood who is a lactation expert. I can arrange a FaceTime convo with your wife and her. I'd be happy to hold the phone while your wife practices milking herself.

That's my favorite part.

Congrats X.

Parenting isn't quite as hard as I thought it would be, but I think I got a little lucky as well. The main thing I try to do, is just be there. I don't know what to tell you. Enjoy it.

Thank you Intensity. I haven't dropped her yet so that's a good start.

xsanguine wrote:Thanks WBH, TN, and Mr. Travis. I don't know anything about kids, either. I'm just learning as I go. I tend to ask a lot of questions from people that do seem to know what they're doing so hoping that helps my process. The most awkward part is when people who's kids are not something you'd want your kid to aspire to give you advice.

Well, if their kid is a fuck up and they're giving you advice on where they went wrong, that could help maybe.

Congrats man!

Cameron wrote:

xsanguine wrote:Thanks WBH, TN, and Mr. Travis. I don't know anything about kids, either. I'm just learning as I go. I tend to ask a lot of questions from people that do seem to know what they're doing so hoping that helps my process. The most awkward part is when people who's kids are not something you'd want your kid to aspire to give you advice.

Well, if their kid is a fuck up and they're giving you advice on where they went wrong, that could help maybe.

Congrats man!

That's a good point. Thank you, Cam.

Well shit. It's the goddamn circle of goddamn life. Congratulations man. I'm not mad at you anymore.

Rocinante wrote:Well shit. It's the goddamn circle of goddamn life. Congratulations man. I'm not mad at you anymore.

Thanks, Roc!

Congrats on baby xsan.

xsanguine wrote:Here's a pic of a baby that may or may not be mine.

Looks like a very sharp dresser. Enjoy!

Thank you, Mr. Robertson and IB.