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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:23 am

Passenger Derek Lindahl said a woman sitting in front of him rose 2 feet into the air in the cabin at one point because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/12/us/jetblue-flight-turbulence/index.html

I've been on some turbulent flights before but nothing like this. Yikes.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Death Roe on Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:16 pm

I am one of the email contributors on the Deadspin Why Your Team Sucks 2016: LA Rams article. Awesome.

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:22 pm

Check to see where daughter's boat is every few days

Where is Radiance of the Seas

Pic of her and fellow cast



Never realized Alaska is just a little over 500 miles from the US mainland

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:12 pm

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:32 pm

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:25 am



jfc, it's a hamburger, people.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:35 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.
Floyd Robertson wrote:

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:41 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.


well played
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:17 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.

Starfuckers.

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:37 am

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

She must like it, because there have been sightings, but she don't want to go home.

Call Cindy and tell her that her whore dog won't leave WBH's front yard.


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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:24 pm

Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by DWags on Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:31 pm

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Hot.

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:35 pm

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Maybe the odor was from a dead parakeet in here purse.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Death Roe on Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:43 pm

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

"keep giong..."

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:47 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Maybe the odor was from a dead parakeet in here purse.
Smelled more like a dead horse in her purse
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by LooseGoose on Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:53 pm

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Did you ask her to say "Hi" to Blanch for you?

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by DWags on Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:59 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Did you ask her to say "Hi" to Blanch for you?

Just spit my cocktail out as I'm waiting for the appetizer

Putting fone dwn.

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:17 pm

I do not like the word chutney.

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Turtleneck on Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:20 pm

When I check out at the grocery store, I put all my items on the conveyor belt in the order I want them bagged. Yet this often proves too difficult for the checkout person. Today my Clif bars were put in the same bag as the hummus. If I wanted my Clif bars in with the Hummus, I would have placed them with the Hummus. The hummus was with the salsa and peanut butter. I don't even know how it all happened. The Clif bars were placed by the cashews and almonds for a reason. I cannot begin to tell you how complicated this makes my life. It's exhausting.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Death Roe on Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:59 pm

I didn't know we had Jerry Seinfeld posting here.

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Turtleneck on Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:20 pm

Death Roe wrote:I didn't know we had Jerry Seinfeld posting here.

It's not something to joke about. It's a serious problem, Roe. I do not trivialize your problems.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:16 pm

Turtleneck wrote:When I check out at the grocery store, I put all my items on the conveyor belt in the order I want them bagged. Yet this often proves too difficult for the checkout person. Today my Clif bars were put in the same bag as the hummus. If I wanted my Clif bars in with the Hummus, I would have placed them with the Hummus. The hummus was with the salsa and peanut butter. I don't even know how it all happened. The Clif bars were placed by the cashews and almonds for a reason. I cannot begin to tell you how complicated this makes my life. It's exhausting.



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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:53 pm

Saw two dopes driving like complete assholes on Metro Parkway on the way home. Were beating the shit out of their whiny fucking Mini Coopers and weaving in and out of traffic. Where are the fucking cops when you want one?

Mini Coopers are repulsive vehicles. Hope both of the dopey asswipes crashed after I turned on Dequindre.

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:16 am

You guys don't fully appreciate random

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Floyd Robertson on Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:19 am

Yesterday morning I'm putzing around in the garage looking for a spare light bulb and out of nowhere "Nights in White Satin" pops into my head.  Not a big fan of either the Moody Blues or the song.  A couple hours later I'm in Meijer picking up some stuff and "Tuesday Afternoon" is playing on the store's speakers.  That's pretty freaky.

So anyway, I'm staring at the selection of light bulbs in Meijer and I discovered that I don't know shit about light bulbs anymore.  Thanks, Obama.
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Tim Wakefield on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:01 pm

The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

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Post by Turtleneck on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:03 pm

Tim Wakefield wrote:The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

For some reason this made me think of the time Rasheed did not guard the inbounds. Detroit would have won back-to-back titles. Who leaves Robert Horry open in that situation?
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Post by NigelUno on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:04 pm

Tim Wakefield wrote:The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

I thought his knee went backwards.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:06 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

For some reason this made me think of the time Rasheed did not guard the inbounds. Detroit would have won back-to-back titles. Who leaves Robert Horry open in that situation?

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Post by Dendrobates on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:07 pm

The Pantry wrote:Saw two dopes driving like complete assholes on Metro Parkway on the way home. Were beating the shit out of their whiny fucking Mini Coopers and weaving in and out of traffic. Where are the fucking cops when you want one?

Mini Coopers are repulsive vehicles. Hope both of the dopey asswipes crashed after I turned on Dequindre.


We live fairly near by. We should do lunch sometime (being serious).
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Post by Dendrobates on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:09 pm

What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?
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Post by LooseGoose on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:12 pm

Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

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Post by Turtleneck on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:14 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

For some reason this made me think of the time Rasheed did not guard the inbounds. Detroit would have won back-to-back titles. Who leaves Robert Horry open in that situation?


It's OK. You're a Nuggets fan now. You can forget it ever happened and remember the good times when #8 seeded Denver upset #1 seeded Seattle in the 1st round. That was in '94 or '95, I think. It also might not have been Seattle. I'm not looking it up.

Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

I think there is a limit on how many pages a thread can be. Then the thread splits into a new thread and the previous thread is locked.
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Post by Dendrobates on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:15 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

Seriously? I'm missing something.
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Post by Turtleneck on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:16 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

You leave Travis alone. I mean it. Leave him alone.

I need his support for the recruiting forum. One of the reasons I want the forum is because of the thread splitting.
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Post by Turtleneck on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:17 pm

Dendrobates wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

Seriously? I'm missing something.

Travis is a really great person that a lot of people misunderstand. You should send him a PM telling him how much you appreciate the work he does here.
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Post by DWags on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:24 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Yesterday morning I'm putzing around in the garage looking for a spare light bulb and out of nowhere "Nights in White Satin" pops into my head.  Not a big fan of either the Moody Blues or the song.  A couple hours later I'm in Meijer picking up some stuff and "Tuesday Afternoon" is playing on the store's speakers.  That's pretty freaky.

So anyway, I'm staring at the selection of light bulbs in Meijer and I discovered that I don't know shit about light bulbs anymore.  Thanks, Obama.

This is very Random.

By the way, had an electrician just switch out all the fixtures upstairs. LED's 30K Hours. If they burn out, new fixture. fuck it. They get bright enough and I'm sick of changing bulbs.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:26 pm

travis be power trippin'.
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Post by Turtleneck on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:28 pm

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Yesterday morning I'm putzing around in the garage looking for a spare light bulb and out of nowhere "Nights in White Satin" pops into my head.  Not a big fan of either the Moody Blues or the song.  A couple hours later I'm in Meijer picking up some stuff and "Tuesday Afternoon" is playing on the store's speakers.  That's pretty freaky.

So anyway, I'm staring at the selection of light bulbs in Meijer and I discovered that I don't know shit about light bulbs anymore.  Thanks, Obama.

This is very Random.

By the way, had an electrician just switch out all the fixtures upstairs. LED's 30K Hours. If they burn out, new fixture. fuck it. They get bright enough and I'm sick of changing bulbs.

Hey, can you bring some more pretzels downstairs? Thanks.
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Post by DWags on Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:34 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

This is very Random.

By the way, had an electrician just switch out all the fixtures upstairs. LED's 30K Hours. If they burn out, new fixture. fuck it. They get bright enough and I'm sick of changing bulbs.

Hey, can you bring some more pretzels downstairs? Thanks.

Ima bring my foot downstairs and break it off in your ass. Raining here. It sucks.

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