when you buy a new house

what's the longest you can go before peeing off your back deck? i think its pretty much a "night of" requirement. Gotta mark your territory ASAP.

Asking for a friend

Right after you put a bid in is customary

The night of for sure. Same thing with camping. Mark that shit right away. HEY BEAR!

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Right after you put a bid in is customary

this is too soon imho. you don't want to dilute your brand should the deal fall through.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:The night of for sure. Same thing with camping. Mark that shit right away. HEY BEAR!

good point. we are on the same page

You do it at the open house/showing. If you like the house, you find a way. This is to discourage other offers.

Congrats SRC. Trying to decide if I want to go that direction myself.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Congrats SRC. Trying to decide if I want to go that direction myself.

of course you do. air it out brother

You moved to be closer to Nigel, didn't you?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You moved to be closer to Nigel, didn't you?

i am in the same house going on 10 years but a friend just moved in. Dont want to give bad advice.

SeeRockCity wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You moved to be closer to Nigel, didn't you?

i am in the same house going on 10 years but a friend just moved in. Dont want to give bad advice.

Wait, your friend just moved in with you? If you let him piss off your porch, make sure to always piss in the same spot right after him. Otherwise your wife will probably end up banging him.

Cameron wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You moved to be closer to Nigel, didn't you?

i am in the same house going on 10 years but a friend just moved in. Dont want to give bad advice.

Wait, your friend just moved in with you? If you let him piss off your porch, make sure to always piss in the same spot right after him. Otherwise your wife will probably end up banging him.

no, not with me. nobody pisses in my yard without a forearm shiver to to the adams apple

Cameron wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

i am in the same house going on 10 years but a friend just moved in. Dont want to give bad advice.

Wait, your friend just moved in with you? If you let him piss off your porch, make sure to always piss in the same spot right after him. Otherwise your wife will probably end up banging him.

This

SeeRockCity wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Congrats SRC. Trying to decide if I want to go that direction myself.

of course you do.  air it out brother

I will piss off of my porch with impunity. I mean moving/buying a new house dicknose.

SeeRockCity wrote:

Cameron wrote:

Wait, your friend just moved in with you? If you let him piss off your porch, make sure to always piss in the same spot right after him. Otherwise your wife will probably end up banging him.

no, not with me. nobody pisses in my yard without a forearm shiver to to the adams apple

Good. Let 'em know who's boss.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Congrats SRC. Trying to decide if I want to go that direction myself.

of course you do.  air it out brother

I will piss off of my porch with impunity. I mean moving/buying a new house dicknose.

i only wish my dick was as long as my nose.

Why would I pee in my pool?

Snake Plissken wrote:Why would I pee in my pool?

logistics issue, premise is sound.

Cameron wrote:You do it at the open house/showing. If you like the house, you find a way. This is to discourage other offers.

This. If I want the house, this is when I lay claim.

tGreenWay wrote:

Cameron wrote:You do it at the open house/showing. If you like the house, you find a way. This is to discourage other offers.

This. If I want the house, this is when I lay claim.

I'm noticing that you and I are really in sync lately. We should go on the newlywed game together or something.