OTPT, please provide an update on the "love of your life"

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 11:11

Did she call you back?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 11:34

No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 11:35

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?

I'll keep your relationship in my prayers.

by **Death Roe** 2016-09-13, 11:36

LWS sucks

by SomeFanName 2016-09-13, 11:42

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?

Because when you visit once, she'll be expecting repeat trips with no intentions of coming to see you at all. That is, of course, until you decide not to visit her and 3 more months goes by with her mid-winter depression in full force she'll decide it's a great idea to surprise you at your place.

That's usually how somebody ends up dead, raped or worse, married.

Vagism at it's finest really. You've be sucked in

by Guest 2016-09-13, 11:47

SomeFanName wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?

Because when you visit once, she'll be expecting repeat trips with no intentions of coming to see you at all. That is, of course, until you decide not to visit her and 3 more months goes by with her mid-winter depression in full force she'll decide it's a great idea to surprise you at your place.

That's usually how somebody ends up dead, raped or worse, married.

Vagism at it's finest really. You've be sucked in

Poor OTPT, a grim future awaits.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-09-13, 11:47

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 11:48

SomeFanName wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?

Because when you visit once, she'll be expecting repeat trips with no intentions of coming to see you at all. That is, of course, until you decide not to visit her and 3 more months goes by with her mid-winter depression in full force she'll decide it's a great idea to surprise you at your place.

That's usually how somebody ends up dead, raped or worse, married.

Vagism at it's finest really. You've be sucked in

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yeah, but she rages.

And wake, ain't that something ? lol!

by **Death Roe** 2016-09-13, 11:48

Hey, OTPT, did the lady send you a telegram back in response to your courting of her?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 11:55

Death Roe wrote:Hey, OTPT, did the lady send you a telegram back in response to your courting of her?

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 12:02

Death Roe wrote:Hey, OTPT, did the lady send you a telegram back in response to your courting of her?

:lol: I got burned.

by SomeFanName 2016-09-13, 12:07

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
SomeFanName wrote:

Because when you visit once, she'll be expecting repeat trips with no intentions of coming to see you at all. That is, of course, until you decide not to visit her and 3 more months goes by with her mid-winter depression in full force she'll decide it's a great idea to surprise you at your place.

That's usually how somebody ends up dead, raped or worse, married.

Vagism at it's finest really. You've be sucked in

yeah, but she rages.

And wake, ain't that something ?

That's the Vagism talking, she's hooked you with similar interests to appear as the cool chick. When really she's just trying to keep it together long enough to have a joint checking account. If she's between 23-35 years old you're fucked.

by **Rocinante** 2016-09-13, 13:09

Nobody under the age of 30 calls ANYONE anymore.

I'm not sure what I think about that yet. For instance, I like 20 something women, but I may not be able to function on their "look at me on social media" level where all interactions are @ someone instead of with someone intimately. I can't tell if everyone thinks they are a personality to be followed, or if they are afraid of someone actually KNOWING them... you know?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-13, 13:18

SomeFanName wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:No phone calls yet LWS. Your age is showing. Snapchat and texts. It's going alright. I say "fall in love" pretty tongue in cheek - there were a lot of substances involved, the novelty of the festival etc. With that said, still planning to visit her in November. Why the fuck not, ya know?

Because when you visit once, she'll be expecting repeat trips with no intentions of coming to see you at all. That is, of course, until you decide not to visit her and 3 more months goes by with her mid-winter depression in full force she'll decide it's a great idea to surprise you at your place.

That's usually how somebody ends up dead, raped or worse, married.

Vagism at it's finest really. You've be sucked in

That's heavy, dude.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-13, 13:19

Death Roe wrote:Hey, OTPT, did the lady send you a telegram back in response to your courting of her?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 14:00

Rocinante wrote:Nobody under the age of 30 calls ANYONE anymore.

I'm not sure what I think about that yet. For instance, I like 20 something women, but I may not be able to function on their "look at me on social media" level where all interactions are @ someone instead of with someone intimately. I can't tell if everyone thinks they are a personality to be followed, or if they are afraid of someone actually KNOWING them... you know?

I'm with you roc. Social media has fucked up some girls. The validation they seek through these accounts are disgusting and it really is now going to start a young age with kids getting iPads out of the womb. Hate where that's going.

With regarding to calling people - when I wanna get shit done quickly or there is something complex to figure out, I'm calling you. Texting is too inefficient for shit like that. I also will call people that I stay close to but don't necessarily live near me. Family friends. Phone calls are good. 10-20 minutes, ya know?

FaceTiming this bitty will become a thing in the future or after a visit I imagine. Probably depends yeah?

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 14:07

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Nobody under the age of 30 calls ANYONE anymore.

I'm not sure what I think about that yet. For instance, I like 20 something women, but I may not be able to function on their "look at me on social media" level where all interactions are @ someone instead of with someone intimately. I can't tell if everyone thinks they are a personality to be followed, or if they are afraid of someone actually KNOWING them... you know?

I'm with you roc. Social media has fucked up some girls. The validation they seek through these accounts are disgusting and it really is now going to start a young age with kids getting iPads out of the womb. Hate where that's going.

With regarding to calling people - when I wanna get shit done quickly or there is something complex to figure out, I'm calling you. Texting is too inefficient for shit like that. I also will call people that I stay close to but don't necessarily live near me. Family friends. Phone calls are good. 10-20 minutes, ya know?

FaceTiming this bitty will become a thing in the future or after a visit I imagine. Probably depends yeah?

From "love of my life" to "this bitty".

Rose. Bloom. Off.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 14:13

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I'm with you roc. Social media has fucked up some girls. The validation they seek through these accounts are disgusting and it really is now going to start a young age with kids getting iPads out of the womb. Hate where that's going.

With regarding to calling people - when I wanna get shit done quickly or there is something complex to figure out, I'm calling you. Texting is too inefficient for shit like that. I also will call people that I stay close to but don't necessarily live near me. Family friends. Phone calls are good. 10-20 minutes, ya know?

FaceTiming this bitty will become a thing in the future or after a visit I imagine. Probably depends yeah?
From "love of my life" to "this bitty".

Rose. Bloom. Off.

Lol. One thing I have learned with age - never put pussy on a pedestal. There's always another fish in the sea.

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 14:17

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:
From "love of my life" to "this bitty".

Rose. Bloom. Off.

Lol. One thing I have learned with age - never put pussy on a pedestal. There's always another fish in the sea.

Reminds of of this joke I heard:

After God created Adam, then took a rib from him and formed Eve, God came to Adam in the Garden of Eden:

God: Adam, where is Eve thy wife?
Adam: She is down at the Tigris bathing.
God: Oh no!
Adam: What's the matter, Lord?
God: Now I'll never get that smell out of the fish!

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-13, 14:20

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:
From "love of my life" to "this bitty".

Rose. Bloom. Off.

Lol. One thing I have learned with age - never put pussy on a pedestal. There's always another fish in the sea.

Yeah, you're a seasoned veteran. You're ready for the rocker on the porch.

by **Rocinante** 2016-09-13, 14:22

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Lol. One thing I have learned with age - never put pussy on a pedestal. There's always another fish in the sea.

Reminds of of this joke I heard:

After God created Adam, then took a rib from him and formed Eve, God came to Adam in the Garden of Eden:

God: Adam, where is Eve thy wife?
Adam: She is down at the Tigris bathing.
God: Oh no!
Adam: What's the matter, Lord?
God: Now I'll never get that smell out of the fish!

I have smelled many pussies in my day. The only one that smelled fishy was the one that gave me chlamydia.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 14:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Lol. One thing I have learned with age - never put pussy on a pedestal. There's always another fish in the sea.

Yeah, you're a seasoned veteran. You're ready for the rocker on the porch.

Didn't say either of these things but I still have friends that are getting bent out of shape over one girl. You will find another you like! Like wake the fuck up. And please - dump the girl you have been on and off with since sophomore year of high school. Get the fuck out!!!!

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 14:24

Rocinante wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Reminds of of this joke I heard:

After God created Adam, then took a rib from him and formed Eve, God came to Adam in the Garden of Eden:

God: Adam, where is Eve thy wife?
Adam: She is down at the Tigris bathing.
God: Oh no!
Adam: What's the matter, Lord?
God: Now I'll never get that smell out of the fish!

I have smelled many pussies in my day. The only one that smelled fishy was the one that gave me chlamydia.

You should tweet that out.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-13, 14:26

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, you're a seasoned veteran. You're ready for the rocker on the porch.

Didn't say either of these things but I still have friends that are getting bent out of shape over one girl. You will find another you like! Like wake the fuck up. And please - dump the girl you have been on and off with since sophomore year of high school. Get the fuck out!!!!

Didn't say you said that. I inferred it.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 14:33

Am I ready for the rocker I'm confused green way

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 14:35

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Am I ready for the rocker I'm confused green way

Ready for or off it? I vote the latter.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-13, 14:39

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Am I ready for the rocker I'm confused green way

Oh my god, don't overthink it, OTPT. You said something like, "One thing I've learned with age...." which isn't something you usually hear from someone in his early/mid 20s. That's a line often used by someone much older, which is why I found it so amusing.
Now, stop taking the fun out of it for me.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-13, 14:42

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Am I ready for the rocker I'm confused green way

Oh my god, don't overthink it, OTPT. You said something like, "One thing I've learned with age...." which isn't something you usually hear from someone in his early/mid 20s. That's a line often used by someone much older, which is why I found it so amusing.
Now, stop taking the fun out of it for me.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-13, 14:48

Death Roe wrote:Hey, OTPT, did the lady send you a telegram back in response to your courting of her?

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 15:15

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Hey, OTPT, did the lady send you a telegram back in response to your courting of her?

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by **Rocinante** 2016-09-13, 15:18

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

I have smelled many pussies in my day. The only one that smelled fishy was the one that gave me chlamydia.

You should tweet that out.

Okay.

I will change the P word to the V word though LWS.

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 15:19

Rocinante wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

You should tweet that out.

Okay.

I will change the P word to the V word though LWS.

I vote the C word.

by **Rocinante** 2016-09-13, 15:22

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Okay.

I will change the P word to the V word though LWS.

I vote the C word.

Women are mostly not cool with that word, LWS.

by TheReal_LWS 2016-09-13, 15:37

Rocinante wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

I vote the C word.

Women are mostly not cool with that word, LWS.

You know I am misogynistic and couldn't care less.

by **Death Roe** 2016-09-13, 15:44

Boy that's a shocker.

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