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Post by Motown Spartan 2016-09-16, 23:20

WTF is happening to me?
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Post by Death Roe 2016-09-16, 23:21

keep going i'm almost there
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Post by Guest 2016-09-16, 23:26

Motown Spartan wrote:WTF is happening to me?

You drank pasteurized milk and became a weakling. Nature is now culling you.
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Post by Nordic 2016-09-16, 23:27

Get the prostate checked bro
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-09-16, 23:30

Sounds like you've got cough due to cold.
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Post by DWags 2016-09-16, 23:30

Zika?
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2016-09-16, 23:47

RIP

dibs on your PS4 if you have one, TV if you don't
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Post by Rocinante 2016-09-16, 23:53

CORNER BLITZ wrote:RIP

dibs on your PS4 if you have one, TV if you don't

If I die, consider this me officially bequeathing my ps4 to you poster Corner Blitz.
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Post by The Pantry 2016-09-16, 23:56

Motown Spartan wrote:WTF is happening to me?
You're not you when you're hungry.

Have a pasty. No ketchup.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2016-09-17, 02:44

CORNER BLITZ wrote:RIP

dibs on your PS4 if you have one, TV if you don't

Paging turtleneck. This guy plays video games.
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Post by pulling69 2016-09-17, 03:00

Dude needs to tell his man to use less teeth.
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Post by DWags 2016-09-17, 08:00

The Pantry wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:WTF is happening to me?
You're not you when you're hungry.

Have a pasty. No ketchup.

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Post by Motown Spartan 2016-09-17, 08:30

pulling69 wrote:Dude needs to tell his man to use less teeth.

Homophobe
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Post by DWags 2016-09-17, 08:32

Motown Spartan wrote:
pulling69 wrote:Dude needs to tell his man to use less teeth.

Homophobe

Dude, how are you feeling?
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Post by Motown Spartan 2016-09-17, 08:42

DWags wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

Homophobe

Dude, how are you feeling?

Improving.  Fever is down but I think it's from the Tylenol.  Haven't had liquid-shits since early yesterday but I also haven't eaten anything but toast.  I'm freaking hungry right now.

And my ass still feels like a baboon's ass looks.
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Post by DWags 2016-09-17, 08:48

Motown Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:

Dude, how are you feeling?

Improving. Fever is down but I think it's from the Tylenol. Haven't had liquid-shits since early yesterday but I also haven't eaten anything but toast. I'm freaking hungry right now.

Hang in there. Go get some "Ensure" you can mix fruit in it. Stay hydrated too. Good luck, sounds like you're out of the woods at least.
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Post by Guest 2016-09-17, 09:56

DWags wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

Improving. Fever is down but I think it's from the Tylenol. Haven't had liquid-shits since early yesterday but I also haven't eaten anything but toast. I'm freaking hungry right now.

Hang in there. Go get some "Ensure" you can mix fruit in it. Stay hydrated too. Good luck, sounds like you're out of the woods at least.

Damnit. I was looking forward to the pot luck after the funeral. Was hoping WBH would smoke a butt.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2016-09-17, 10:22

Can we merge with "Powder Ya Balls" thread?
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Post by Rocinante 2016-09-17, 10:59

"The all things dick and balls thread"
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Post by Dendrobates 2016-09-17, 14:42

Bladder infection? Guess us women are used to all the bleeding.

Hope you feel better!

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Post by tGreenWay 2016-09-17, 14:50

I'd like to change my diagnosis from cough due to cold to Ebola.
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Post by tGreenWay 2022-04-28, 15:29

Really surprised how little the board misses Motown. Gone almost six years and anyone hardly noticed. RIP ta da Motown.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2022-04-28, 15:30

I'm so triggered right now.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2022-04-28, 15:30

Do you guys think it’s possible that motown was covid patient zero and we didn’t know it until just now
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Post by tGreenWay 2022-04-28, 15:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you guys think it’s possible that motown was covid patient zero and we didn’t know it until just now


Possible? More like probable. RIP Motown.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2022-04-28, 16:06

I'm not dead guys. I'm right here!! See me! Love me! Give me attention!
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Post by tGreenWay 2022-04-28, 16:11

Motown Spartan wrote:I'm not dead guys. I'm right here!! See me! Love me! Give me attention!


Oh, you are, you just don’t realize it yet.


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Post by Motown Spartan 2022-04-28, 16:11

tGreenWay wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:I'm not dead guys. I'm right here!! See me! Love me! Give me attention!


Oh, you are, you just don’t realize it yet.



Thanks for the awkward boner,
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Post by tGreenWay 2022-04-28, 16:14

Motown Spartan wrote:
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Oh, you are, you just don’t realize it yet.



Thanks for the awkward boner,



And just like when you were alive, no woman will feel that either. <rimshot>
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Post by Turtleneck 2022-04-28, 21:57

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you guys think it’s possible that motown was covid patient zero and we didn’t know it until just now


Possible? More like probable. RIP Motown.

I get his generator!
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Post by Nordic 2022-04-28, 22:17

Death Roe wrote:keep going i'm almost there

Still funny 5 years later

RIP Motown
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Post by Dendrobates 2022-04-28, 22:27

Got to clean that fleshlight everytime.
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