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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:43 pm

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Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'll pop a muthaf**kin' cap in a muthaf**kin' clown-ass if he be rollin' up on me all all goofy and sh*t.. muthafuckin' Bobby Sak don't be playin' when it come to that muthafuckin' sh*t, dawg.


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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:51 pm

Great news. Word of the creepy clowns has spread at school. I had to explain to my first grader what was going on and then spend the next 30 minutes answering questions about why those kids think it's funny.

I'm coming for you creepy clowns. Keep your head on a swivel.

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Post by LooseGoose on Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:59 pm

Michigan State ‏@Michigan_State 34m34 minutes ago
Clown hoax at MSU sets off scramble, Jim Harbaugh jokes bit.ly 2dFJUdD #Spartans


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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:04 pm

That's some quality shit right there. MSU is great.

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Post by Nordic on Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:17 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Great news. Word of the creepy clowns has spread at school. I had to explain to my first grader what was going on and then spend the next 30 minutes answering questions about why those kids think it's funny.

I'm coming for you creepy clowns. Keep your head on a swivel.

I'm with you. Let's hunt some clowns this weekend WBH!

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:15 am

This shit is out of control.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/10/05/creepy-clown-crimes-metro-detroit/91616962/

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Two Detroit area police departments are investigating what could be related armed robberies at three stores within 90 minutes Tuesday night by a hooded gunman wearing a scary clown mark.

In another incident Tuesday night, police in Sterling Heights say a 7-year-old boy was approached about 6:45 p.m. on Normandy Street by a person, believed to be a male, dressed in a clown outfit, who grabbed the boy's arm and laid what was believed to be a plastic butter knife across it. The knife scratched the boy's arm and the clown ran away, Lt. James Belmonte said.

Then around 8:20 p.m., Belmonte said, police responded to Lowell and Boulder where two women said they were walking on the sidewalk when three males in clown masks and carrying baseball bats ran up behind them, yelled, screamed and hit a fence with the bats, terrifying them.

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Post by LooseGoose on Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:35 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This shit is out of control.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/10/05/creepy-clown-crimes-metro-detroit/91616962/

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Two Detroit area police departments are investigating what could be related armed robberies at three stores within 90 minutes Tuesday night by a hooded gunman wearing a scary clown mark.

In another incident Tuesday night, police in Sterling Heights say a 7-year-old boy was approached about 6:45 p.m. on Normandy Street by a person, believed to be a male, dressed in a clown outfit, who grabbed the boy's arm and laid what was believed to be a plastic butter knife across it. The knife scratched the boy's arm and the clown ran away, Lt. James Belmonte said.

Then around 8:20 p.m., Belmonte said, police responded to Lowell and Boulder where two women said they were walking on the sidewalk when three males in clown masks and carrying baseball bats ran up behind them, yelled, screamed and hit a fence with the bats, terrifying them.

They're simply lashing out after years of oppression by clownists like you. Don't be a hater.

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:50 am

I kinda want to stomp a mudhole in these fuckfaces.


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Post by TheReal_LWS on Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:54 am

LooseGoose wrote:Michigan State ‏@Michigan_State 34m34 minutes ago
Clown hoax at MSU sets off scramble, Jim Harbaugh jokes bit.ly 2dFJUdD #Spartans


I wonder how long he would have stood there if someone started shooting the balloons..........

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Post by tGreenWay on Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:57 am

TheReal_LWS wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Michigan State ‏@Michigan_State 34m34 minutes ago
Clown hoax at MSU sets off scramble, Jim Harbaugh jokes bit.ly 2dFJUdD #Spartans


I wonder how long he would have stood there if someone started shooting the balloons..........

Hoax. It's right there in the title. There weren't any balloons to shoot.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:06 am

I want to know how Trump would make America Clownless again.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:17 pm

I just bought a bat called the brooklyn crusher on Amazon.

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Post by Nordic on Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:44 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I just bought a bat called the brooklyn crusher on Amazon.

fuck those clownholes
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:09 pm

Nordic wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I just bought a bat called the brooklyn crusher on Amazon.

fuck those clownholes



I tried to buy a stun gun, too, but apparently MI is one of the states they can't ship to. Maybe I will have Girbaud buy it for me and mail it to me.

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Post by Clarett's Folly on Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:09 pm

Are these, like, juggalos or something?
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Post by tGreenWay on Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:11 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Nordic wrote:

fuck those clownholes



I tried to buy a stun gun, too, but apparently MI is one of the states they can't ship to. Maybe I will have Girbaud buy it for me and mail it to me.

What? I thought the law changed a couple of years ago, thanks to Rick Jones, the absolute biggest media pig in the history of the MI Legislature.

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Post by DWags on Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:20 pm

Daughter's Superintendent sent a letter via email to all the parents' about some fucking clown this morning again by a bus stop.

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with people. Daughter drive's to school and picks up a friend. I think she wouldn't over react, but if she floored it and ran one of these idiots over, I don't know where I'd land on the bummed out pissed off proud of her scale.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:36 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:



I tried to buy a stun gun, too, but apparently MI is one of the states they can't ship to. Maybe I will have Girbaud buy it for me and mail it to me.

What? I thought the law changed a couple of years ago, thanks to Rick Jones, the absolute biggest media pig in the history of the MI Legislature.

Sadly I actually researched this earlier today. You can buy a stun gun/taser in MI but you need a CCW to do so. I do not have one of those or plan on getting one anytime soon.

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Post by tGreenWay on Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:39 pm

DWags wrote:Daughter's Superintendent sent a letter via email to all the parents' about some fucking clown this morning again by a bus stop.

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with people. Daughter drive's to school and picks up a friend. I think she wouldn't over react, but if she floored it and ran one of these idiots over, I don't know where I'd land on the bummed out pissed off proud of her scale.

If it were my kid, I'd have a chat in advance, reminding her that most of these are just copycats looking for a reaction, so staying calm and having a clear head is her best defense. I'd tell her to trust her gut, especially when driving, because of the potential for serious consequences.
Then I'd also tell her that if she feels threatened to hit the gas and run over-- and keep running over -- the assailant up until his clown nose stops squeaking. But probably more about the stay calm and clear headed part.

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Post by DWags on Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:04 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Daughter's Superintendent sent a letter via email to all the parents' about some fucking clown this morning again by a bus stop.

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with people. Daughter drive's to school and picks up a friend. I think she wouldn't over react, but if she floored it and ran one of these idiots over, I don't know where I'd land on the bummed out pissed off proud of her scale.

If it were my kid, I'd have a chat in advance, reminding her that most of these are just copycats looking for a reaction, so staying calm and having a clear head is her best defense. I'd tell her to trust her gut, especially when driving, because of the potential for serious consequences.
Then I'd also tell her that if she feels threatened to hit the gas and run over-- and keep running over -- the assailant up until his clown nose stops squeaking. But probably more about the stay calm and clear headed part.

I like that thought.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:46 am

Nice!

My brooklyn crusher should arrive tomorrow.

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Post by InTenSity on Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:16 am

Sounds like the Purge is happening in MI. I'll take my chances with Hurricanes.

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Post by Clarett's Folly on Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:07 am

InTenSity wrote:Sounds like the Purge is happening in MI. I'll take my chances with Hurricanes.

It's nationwide.
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Post by LooseGoose on Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:07 am

Halloween is going to be overrun with clowns this year.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:10 am

...and I'm going to bring my Brooklyn Crusher and my stun gun trick or treating.

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:11 am

Clarett's Folly wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Sounds like the Purge is happening in MI. I'll take my chances with Hurricanes.

It's nationwide.

Seriously, your city isn't cool unless you have some clowns running around fucking shit up.
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Post by InTenSity on Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:13 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

It's nationwide.

Seriously, your city isn't cool unless you have some clowns running around fucking shit up.
I haven't heard of any clowns in Miami. Broward...different story, maybe. When Matthew comes by a second time, I'll try to go down to the beach. I'll dress up as a clown and have a sign that says. 'I'm coming for you WBH!!'

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:15 am

Bath salt clowns are the most dangerous kind of clown. I'd be careful down there.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:11 pm

Creepy clowns strike a nerve with real clowns



Can't make this shit up. The clown factions are dividing.

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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:24 pm

LooseGoose wrote:Halloween is going to be overrun with clowns this year.

Yup, and it's going to be great.

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Post by LooseGoose on Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:51 am

Sorry WBH - the Brooklyn Crusher isn't listed.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:28 am

LooseGoose wrote:Sorry WBH - the Brooklyn Crusher isn't listed.

The 5 Best Weapons For Clown Defense

That's some bullshit right there. They don't now what they're missing out on.


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Post by Turtleneck on Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:37 am

LooseGoose wrote:

Mio clowns?



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