The, "Nobody gives a FUCK about your fantasy football team" thread.

[tTy]

I broke a 27 year old record in my FFL this week. Weekly point total went down thanks mostly to Matty Ice and Julio Jones. Scored 1509, eclipsing the previous record of 1496 by just a couple points.



It is a yardage league, not a TD league. You get 1 point for a yard, rushing, passing, receiving, and only 10 points for a TD so it's kinda weird. You also play three individual defensive players and you get 10 points for a tackle, 50 points for a sack, and some other crazy shit. We are also a 100% dynasty league, so you keep your 24 player roster from year to year to year, adding and dropping as you go. WBH hates my league because it is different, I guess. I think it's pretty cool. I've only been in it for 16 years, but the league has been around for 27 or 28, can't remember it's inception date. I can tell you, though, that Barry Sanders was the first ever player drafted in this league.

So, tell us about your fucking stupid ass fantasy football team that nobody else gives a fucking shit about........

[Cameron]

I can't even fathom your league. It is so unusual that fantasy advice columns and the like must be nearly useless.

Do you get pissed off when guys won't talk trade AT ALL? That pisses me off. At least make a ridiculous offer, what do you have to lose by asking for my 3 best players in exchange for your TE? It's almost like my friends don't realize that I'm drunk and/or high a large percentage of the time and am virtually always on the brink of making a bad decision. They're missing opportunities.

I guess I shouldn't get mad, they're probably saving me from myself, but still.

[tTy]

I can't even fathom your league. It is so unusual that fantasy advice columns and the like must be nearly useless.

Do you get pissed off when guys won't talk trade AT ALL? That pisses me off. At least make a ridiculous offer, what do you have to lose by asking for my 3 best players in exchange for your TE? It's almost like my friends don't realize that I'm drunk and/or high a large percentage of the time and am virtually always on the brink of making a bad decision. They're missing opportunities.

I guess I shouldn't get mad, they're probably saving me from myself, but still.

We have two drafts per year. One on the opening Sunday (if you have players that play in the opening Thursday night game, you better start them if you wanna), and then we have a supplemental draft on week four. We don't even start waivers till this week.... I can't even find anyone on the wire I want. 12 teams, 24 players deep, it gets pretty sketch on the waiver wire. Someone dropped Martavius Bryant in our supplemental, I'm thinking about picking him up and sitting on him for a year. I have Chris Johnson who is on IR and old as fuck, a rookie RB from Houston, Tyler Ervin, who I don't know a whole lot about... But I hesitate to drop him because I dropped Davonta Freeman last year when I could have dropped Kadeem Carey and I got fucking scortched for it. HARD....... Also sitting on Ziggy Anseh, and I loaded up on D this week at the supplemental, but I also have JJWatt on IR for the year too, and I'm not dropping him.

[tTy]

If I would have played Zach Brown and John Brown over Tajae Sharpe and Lorenzo Alexander, I'd have put the record at 1780-ish...... fuck!

[NigelUno]

Thinking about a Swill FF League.

Would probably need at least 8 nerds to make it fun.

If you're interested, post some snarky comment.

[The Pantry]

Maybe you and Steve make 4 or 5 teams each?

[NigelUno]

Maybe you and Steve make 4 or 5 teams each?

OK. Pantry with the early entry.

[The Pantry]

Maybe you and Steve make 4 or 5 teams each?

OK.  Pantry with the early entry.  

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Maybe you and Steve make 4 or 5 teams each?

[steveschneider]

Maybe you and Steve make 4 or 5 teams each?

Maybe you and cameron can come on by and negative bomb us throughout the season . :)

[NigelUno]

I'm gonna count OTPT's laugh.

4 players in.

[steveschneider]

Should I enter the swill pick em this year or will guys poop your diaper when you lose to me again? :)

[NigelUno]

4 teams in!

Up North Division:
Pantry
steve

Other Division:
OTPT
Nigel

Roster Settings:
5 QBs
8 RBs
12 WRs
3 TEs
2 Defense/Special Teams

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