NFL Fantasy football stuff thread

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:23 pm

I thought someone made a general fantasy football thread but I searched and could not find it.

Do I start Romo vs the Giants or Big Ben vs the Patriots? NFL Fantasy football stuff thread 2599972566

NFL Fantasy football stuff thread 2599972566

by **Dr. Strangelove** Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:36 pm

Made the playoffs in both my leagues and have Cam and Brady on both squads. Who do I start?
Cam at Giants or Brady vs Titans?

by **NigelUno** Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:52 pm

Does your opponent have any Patriots or Panthers players?

by **Dr. Strangelove** Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:00 pm

NigelUno wrote:Does your opponent have any Patriots or Panthers players?

HeHateMe has Olsen (CAR-TE) and Gano (CAR-K) vs. my General Zod's Army. He's got Palmer/Brown - Arizona combo.

The Angry Trolls have Brandon Bolden (NE-RB) at flex vs. my Zod 2.0. He's heavy on Seahawks.

by **Ass Dan** Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:14 pm

I'm up against stafford playing against the New Orleans defense. I'm fucked aren't i? I'm going with Kirk cousins against buffalo at home over Matt Ryan at JAX

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:33 pm

Cam was the dearth of me last week. He was on the bench most of the second half. Panthers don't have much to play for.

by **Dr. Strangelove** Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:34 pm

Ass Dan wrote:I'm up against stafford playing against the New Orleans defense. I'm fucked aren't i? I'm going with Kirk cousins against buffalo at home over Matt Ryan at JAX

Stafford on the road on Monday Night? I'm thinking 2 TDs and 3 picks. Cousins at home is the play.

by **Cameron** Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:58 pm

I lost in the first round of my fantasy playoffs. Dalton got hurt on me and Megatron was dogshit. Fantasy football is frustrating.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Dec 16, 2015 6:06 pm

Fuck fantasy football. Played in two leagues this year and lost interest by week 3. Learned my lesson.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:44 pm

Ass Dan wrote:I'm up against stafford playing against the New Orleans defense. I'm fucked aren't i? I'm going with Kirk cousins against buffalo at home over Matt Ryan at JAX

Same, damn NO defense

by **NigelUno** Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:25 pm

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Does your opponent have any Patriots or Panthers players?

HeHateMe has Olsen (CAR-TE) and Gano (CAR-K) vs. my General Zod's Army. He's got Palmer/Brown - Arizona combo.

The Angry Trolls have Brandon Bolden (NE-RB) at flex vs. my Zod 2.0. He's heavy on Seahawks.

You could play Cam as a hedge against HeHateMe. If Olsen has a big game, so will Cam.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:00 pm

Just punch it in Gurley

by **CORNER BLITZ** Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:11 am

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Just punch it in Gurley

Going back and forth between sitting gurley for reed....i chose poorly

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:13 am

Drew Brees @ NYG or Russ Wilson @ Oak?

by **Cameron** Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:29 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Drew Brees @ NYG or Russ Wilson @ Oak?

Brees. I see that game as a shootout, lots of points and passing both ways. But Wilson isn't playing Oakland today anyway. he's playing the Rams.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:37 pm

Dropped Dak Prescott and picked up Carson Wentz for possible keeper options next year.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:14 am

2-0 baby. 2nd most points scored in my league too. Yeah!

by **Cameron** Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:43 am

Tied for first at 2-0 myself. My team scored a half point more week 2 than week 1. I think I've scored the 3rd or 4th most points in the league, but I've had by far the fewest points scored against me so far. Matched up with the guy I'm tied for first with this week, if I can manage a win I'll be feeling very good about my playoff chances. Gonna need an upgrade at RB to win the whole thing though.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:02 pm

The guy I played this week didn't play Kelvin Benjamin... Idiot

by **pulling69** Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:15 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:The guy I played this week didn't play Kelvin Benjamin... Idiot

I haven't used Benjamin yet and I am 2-0....Helps I have Antonio Brown, Mike Evans, and Jarvis Landry as my other 3 WRs...actively trying to trade one of them for RB help.

by **NigelUno** Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:45 pm

Is the guy who started this thread the same guy that was making fun of people for playing fantasy football?

Suspect

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:53 pm

NigelUno wrote:Is the guy who started this thread the same guy that was making fun of people for playing fantasy football?

Humans change, Nigel. Their interests, hobbies, perspective, etc.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:53 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck fantasy football. Played in two leagues this year and lost interest by week 3. Learned my lesson.

And here you go bud.

by **Cameron** Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:45 pm

pulling69 wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:The guy I played this week didn't play Kelvin Benjamin... Idiot

I haven't used Benjamin yet and I am 2-0....Helps I have Antonio Brown, Mike Evans, and Jarvis Landry as my other 3 WRs...actively trying to trade one of them for RB help.

Your team sounds similar to mine. I have Brown, and Benjamin as well.

by **Death Roe** Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:26 pm

I left Crowell on my bench and within 5 minutes of turning Redzone on he had 15 points. Almost lost because of it.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:45 pm

I'm fucked I think. 0-2 in my $400+ league.

I thought I had a good team. My RB1 was Charles/Ware (KC). Now murky. RB2 was Langford. Now apparently about to lose his job. WRTE1 D Hop (good), WRTE2 Amari Cooper (good) WRTE3 tossup between scrubs (zero production thus far). QB Russ Wilson (hurt) and Drew Brees (Didn't start him W1 and sucked balls last week).

I have balls out FAAB bids right now for 1)Jets Onunwaya kid and if that fails 2)Victor Cruz. I only have 18/100 left for FAAB as I sold out for the Sims RB for Tampa because I'm dumb.

by **NigelUno** Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:10 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck fantasy football. Played in two leagues this year and lost interest by week 3. Learned my lesson.

And here you go bud.

NFL Fantasy football stuff thread 502811600

How were you doing in those leagues?

by **Death Roe** Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:23 pm

TE - Olsen or Gates? Olsen is Olsen, but Gates will definitely see more looks since Allen and Woodhead are out for the season.

QB - Manning or Stafford? Thinking Stafford, GB defense isn't that great, but Manning has a nice matchup against Washington.

by **Cameron** Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:46 pm

Olsen
Manning

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:13 pm

Agree with both of those.

by **Cameron** Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:15 pm

Anybody else get unreasonably angry when someone is unwilling to even negotiate a trade? I've had a couple different guys in my league shut me down this year, one guy multiple times on multiple different players. One guy is playing fantasy for the first time, so I understand him being cautious and suspicious that he's going to get taken advantage of.

The guy that has shut me down multiple times keeps saying he wants to wait and see. I get it, it's early in the year and I'm a spaz about fantasy football, but still, at least ask for a king's ransom, who knows if I'll lose my mind and pony up. I just asked about Jordy Nelson, guy said he wants to wait a week. I have Antonio Brown, he didn't even ask about him. I would have said no, but still, ask. For fuck's sake, that's basically the whole "fun" of fantasy football.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:40 pm

That doesn't bother me. People get fantasy ego. It's a thing for pretty much everyone. They fall in love with their players and value them unreasonably high.

by **Death Roe** Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:48 pm

I had waiver priorities in my keeper league. Tried to claim two guys the second week of the season, made a huge bid on both. Players never showed up.

The guy who got them was a dude who, along with being best friends with the league commish, was a guy who made shitty trade offers to me before the season started. I didn't PM the commish, but I honestly think there was collusion going on.

by Herbie Green Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:49 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck fantasy football. Played in two leagues this year and lost interest by week 3. Learned my lesson.

I played fantasy football once in about 1996 and lost interest after a couple of weeks .

by **Cameron** Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:13 pm

Herbie Green wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck fantasy football. Played in two leagues this year and lost interest by week 3. Learned my lesson.

I played fantasy football once in about 1996 and lost interest after a couple of weeks .

Then I'm sure you have valuable contributions to make to this thread. Thanks, Herbie, you don't suck dick at all.

by **Death Roe** Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:14 pm

Cameron wrote:
Herbie Green wrote:

I played fantasy football once in about 1996 and lost interest after a couple of weeks .
Then I'm sure you have valuable contributions to make to this thread. Thanks, Herbie, you don't suck dick at all.

I luv u

by Herbie Green Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:20 pm

Shocking that people that are into fantasy football are really into dicks. ..

by **Cameron** Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:28 pm

Herbie Green wrote:Shocking that people that are into fantasy football are really into dicks. ..

Shocking that Herbie would post pointless bullshit.

by Herbie Green Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:35 pm

Cameron wrote:
Herbie Green wrote:Shocking that people that are into fantasy football are really into dicks. ..
Shocking that Herbie would post pointless bullshit.

Lol fantasy football is so lame you would be run off the cock.

by **Cameron** Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:24 am

Herbie Green wrote:
Cameron wrote:
Shocking that Herbie would post pointless bullshit.

Lol fantasy football is so lame you would be run off the cock.

If you think that is the standard for anything, you're welcome to go back there and stay there.

You're also welcome to go fuck yourself in the ass. Fantasy football is fun.

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