My cat is snoring incredibly loud.

Almost as loud as I snore.

This is fucking hilarious. I want to take a video/soundbite of it, but I know when I get out of my chair she'll wake up.

#Content

LOL

I love when pets snore.

My dog snores in the middle of the night, but my wife wakes me to turn over because she thinks it's me.
That's okay, though, because I can fart up a storm and the dog gets the blame.

Get a mask

tGreenWay wrote:My dog snores in the middle of the night, but my wife wakes me to turn over because she thinks it's me.
That's okay, though, because I can fart up a storm and the dog gets the blame.

I respect my wife way too much to ever pass gas in front of her.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:My dog snores in the middle of the night, but my wife wakes me to turn over because she thinks it's me.
That's okay, though, because I can fart up a storm and the dog gets the blame.

I respect my wife way too much to ever pass gas in front of her.

I don't. It's the dog.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:My dog snores in the middle of the night, but my wife wakes me to turn over because she thinks it's me.
That's okay, though, because I can fart up a storm and the dog gets the blame.

I respect my wife way too much to ever pass gas in front of her.

Never marry a woman who you don't feel comfortable farting in front of. Pretty much rule #1

SeeRockCity wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:

I respect my wife way too much to ever pass gas in front of her.

Never marry a woman who you don't feel comfortable farting in front of. Pretty much rule #1

For women, rule #1 is never marry a man that is too comfortable to not fart in front of you.

And therein lies the problem..................

TheReal_LWS wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:

I respect my wife way too much to ever pass gas in front of her.

Never marry a woman who you don't feel comfortable farting in front of. Pretty much rule #1

For some women, rule #1 is never marry a man that is too comfortable to not fart in front of you.

And therein lies the problem..................

There is no problem, these things are 100% compatible you just have to look deeper.