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I farted so loud I woke up the wife

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Post by tanfan! Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:55 am

cheers Now I can't sleep and she's pissed and the cat horked on the carpet and the bird got out of his cage and the fish jumped out of its tank but cooks gonna find lippet often and sparty will get six
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Post by Rocinante Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:24 am

Magic is where you find it, Tanny. Magic is where you find it.
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Post by Ted Brogan Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:03 am

Better than blasting a loud fart at a restaurant, I suppose. :p
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Post by duffy munn Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:14 am

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At least this story is believable.
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Post by HT Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:31 pm

Tanfan! wrote:cheers Now I can't sleep and she's pissed and the cat horked on the carpet and the bird got out of his cage and the fish jumped out of its tank but cooks gonna find lippet often and sparty will get six

Do you want a cookie?
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Post by Green Note Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:56 pm

Tanfan! wrote:cheers Now I can't sleep and she's pissed and the cat horked on the carpet and the bird got out of his cage and the fish jumped out of its tank but cooks gonna find lippet often and sparty will get six

She always wakes when I fart, so I never stay over. It really makes a guest feel uncomfortable. cheers
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Post by TheReal_LWS Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:06 pm

Bump.
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Post by Senior Dickfist Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:13 pm

TheReal_LWS wrote:Bump.

Why?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:23 pm

LWS is so rcmb.
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Post by P Rob Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:25 pm

Everyone go to Tanfan's law firm website and fill out the form for a free consultation!!!!!!
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Post by TheReal_LWS Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:27 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:LWS is so rcmb.

Thanks! cheers
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Post by SawGreen Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:04 pm

Did it have length or girth?
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Post by duffy munn Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:17 am

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P Rob wrote:Everyone go to Tanfan's law firm website and fill out the form for a free consultation!!!!!!
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You're a strange motherfucker

Nah. It's perfectly normal for people to go to a posters company web site to find cell phone numbers or pictures.

And then give the number out to members of a text club so they could text the guy. Post the pic on a message board.

Everybody does this.
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Post by NigelUno Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:26 am

gHost Spartan wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Nah. It's perfectly normal for people to go to a posters company web site to find cell phone numbers or pictures.

And then give the number out to members of a text club so they could text the guy. Post the pic on a message board.

Everybody does this.

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Talk to your boy Pulling about that... He's the one that found your cellphone number. I didn't even believe that it was you so I texted you to say hello. No hard feelings Muffy. You also have my number. Who cares?

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