Name an outcome of the UM game that would make you not want to kill yourself

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-10-15, 22:36

If we can hold them to 30 or less I think I'd be good with that.

by **DWags** 2016-10-15, 22:38

Lose by 24 or less.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-15, 22:40

Any. Psycho.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-10-15, 22:42

Maybe just calm down a bit.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-10-15, 22:43

31-27 loss would be ideal

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-15, 22:43

Tim Wakefield wrote:31-27 loss would be ideal

Wouldn't a win be ideal wake

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-10-15, 22:46

Whatever guys, you don't live in SE MI. It's going to be insufferable. Valenti is going to skewer us.

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 22:46

Calling the suicide hotline... worried about you WBH

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-15, 22:48

Fuck Valenti he's the Stephen a smith of Detroit radio. Stop yelling.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-10-15, 22:49

The wolvie bus blowing an engine on the trip from AA and they never make it.

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 22:49

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck Valenti he's the Stephen a smith of Detroit radio. Stop yelling.

WBH is in a bad place OTPT. We need to support him, not berate him.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-15, 22:51

Nordic wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck Valenti he's the Stephen a smith of Detroit radio. Stop yelling.

WBH is in a bad place OTPT. We need to support him, not berate him.

I was referencing valenti about yelling. He's always making big deals about nothing. It's what sports radio guys do. Hoping to be the next meme or shared viral post. We suck because our players suck and can't make up for dang coaching mistakes.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-10-15, 22:54

OTPT, Valenti is the mouthpiece of every sports fan in SE MI. He is a respected sports figure. When he gives in to them, which is inevitable, it's going to be absolutely insufferable living here. Fuck the Trump getting elected scenario, this might be enough to get me to move to Canada.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-10-15, 23:04

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Whatever guys, you don't live in SE MI. It's going to be insufferable. Valenti is going to skewer us.

You're in a fragile state right now. Is somebody there to hold you?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-10-15, 23:06

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:OTPT, Valenti is the mouthpiece of every sports fan in SE MI. He is a respected sports figure. When he gives in to them, which is inevitable, it's going to be absolutely insufferable living here. Fuck the Trump getting elected scenario, this might be enough to get me to move to Canada.

Who cares what one self-hating MSU graduate says? Who cares what a bunch of white trash assholes that would trade places with you in a heartbeat say?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-15, 23:09

Wbh is being sarcastic......right ?!

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 23:09

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Whatever guys, you don't live in SE MI. It's going to be insufferable. Valenti is going to skewer us.

You're in a fragile state right now. Is somebody there to hold you?

I think we need to call the Troy cops to check on him

by **Turtleneck** 2016-10-15, 23:10

Nordic wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You're in a fragile state right now. Is somebody there to hold you?

I think we need to call the Troy cops to check on him

Somebody should go over to his house dressed as a creepy clown.

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 23:10

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wbh is being sarcastic......right ?!

Normally I would say yes, but I don't think so this time. He is in a bad place.

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 23:11

Turtleneck wrote:
Nordic wrote:

I think we need to call the Troy cops to check on him

Somebody should go over to his house dressed as a creepy clown.

I don't know his address, maybe we should PM Pantry

by **NigelUno** 2016-10-15, 23:13

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Whatever guys, you don't live in SE MI. It's going to be insufferable. Valenti is going to skewer us.

You don't have to listen.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-10-15, 23:13

Nordic wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Somebody should go over to his house dressed as a creepy clown.

I don't know his address, maybe we should PM Pantry

So yes to sending a clown?

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 23:15

Turtleneck wrote:
Nordic wrote:

I don't know his address, maybe we should PM Pantry

So yes to sending a clown?

Yes, need to PM Pantry for the address

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 23:15

NigelUno wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Whatever guys, you don't live in SE MI. It's going to be insufferable. Valenti is going to skewer us.

You don't have to listen.

You can suck on a can of shut the fuck up.

Just saying.

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 23:16

Sorry Nigel, I am upset too.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-10-15, 23:16

This is going to be really bad. Every morning when I take my kid(s) to school, I'm going to get shit from the guy with the '92 Starter jacket. My friend who went to EMU (and didn't graduate) but is all over social media, same guy who GUARANTEED JH would never lose to MD again after last year is going to be all over his high horse. I will probably get rid of my Facespace account tomorrow, I just don't want to deal with it. Next guy at the party store who says shit to me is going to get a 40 oz broken across his face.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-15, 23:17

by **GRR Spartan** 2016-10-15, 23:18

Harbaugh is going to run up the score and there isn't a damned thing I can do.

I'm not counting on a win but won't rule one out.

Maybe its because I've been in outside sales my whole career, I wouldn't get out of bed everyday if I was thinking how badly I was going to get my ass kicked that day.

Maybe the boys will surprise us. I suspect umaa is the biggest game and has been since spring practice regardless of what Dantonio says.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-10-15, 23:19

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This is going to be really bad. Every morning when I take my kid(s) to school, I'm going to get shit from the guy with the '92 Starter jacket. My friend who went to EMU (and didn't graduate) but is all over social media, same guy who GUARANTEED JH would never lose to MD again after last year is going to be all over his high horse. I will probably get rid of my Facespace account tomorrow, I just don't want to deal with it. Next guy at the party store who says shit to me is going to get a 40 oz broken across his face.

Glad to see you came around.

by **Nordic** 2016-10-15, 23:20

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This is going to be really bad. Every morning when I take my kid(s) to school, I'm going to get shit from the guy with the '92 Starter jacket. My friend who went to EMU (and didn't graduate) but is all over social media, same guy who GUARANTEED JH would never lose to MD again after last year is going to be all over his high horse. I will probably get rid of my Facespace account tomorrow, I just don't want to deal with it. Next guy at the party store who says shit to me is going to get a 40 oz broken across his face.

Glad to see you came around.

Better not be a Mickey's. Because that would be a fucking waste, no matter how bad we lose.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-10-15, 23:20

Harbs isn't an idiot, he knows the history in this series. I have no doubt he respects Coach D but his competitive fire burns way hotter than Dantonio's. He's going to embarrass us. If he beat Rutgers 76-0 he's going to try to beat us 86-0. With the recruiting and talent disparity, it's probably a foregone conclusion at this point.

by **tTy** 2016-10-15, 23:32

Speaking of 40's, WBH, Milw Best Ice is going to be upping the alcohol content of their famous "Liquid Cocaine" recipe here shortly. Just an FYI.....

by **DWags** 2016-10-15, 23:49

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Harbs isn't an idiot, he knows the history in this series. I have no doubt he respects Coach D but his competitive fire burns way hotter than Dantonio's. He's going to embarrass us. If he beat Rutgers 76-0 he's going to try to beat us 86-0. With the recruiting and talent disparity, it's probably a foregone conclusion at this point.

I might be in a fetal position by half.

by **tTy** 2016-10-15, 23:58

I'm not worried.

by **duffy munn** 2016-10-16, 00:02

We should probably just forfeit.

Because Harbs.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-16, 00:15

Not because harbs because we suck

by **Frank Ricard** 2016-10-16, 00:16

Keep it close for a half. I don't care if it's the 1st or 2nd half, just somewhere during that game I'd like us to be competitive.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-10-16, 00:17

This is like a nightmare.

by **DWags** 2016-10-16, 00:19

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This is like a nightmare.

You wake up from nightmares.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-10-16, 00:21

My UM friends are going to be totally out of fucking control on social media this week. Fuck those cocksuckers

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