Why Do Bugs Aim for Your Eyes?

Something has always puzzled me. Why in the **** do fucking bugs aim for your damn eye balls when mowing?

I always thought it was stupid of them too, because it kills them.

Do you have light shinning out of your eyes?

They are attracted to the moisture. They want to drink your eye juice.

Why do birds always shit on your car just after it got washed?

They go for the highest point of your body. We figured that out during two a days in August. We'd always raise our hands and they'd swarm that when standing for drills. If you had your hands on hips they'd be inside your helmets and shit.

DWags wrote:They go for the highest point of your body. We figured that out during two a days in August. We'd always raise our hands and they'd swarm that when standing for drills. If you had your hands on hips they'd be inside your helmets and shit.

This makes sense. I guess I will be mowing with a top hat.

Izzo Court wrote:Something has always puzzled me.  Why in the **** do fucking bugs aim for your damn eye balls when mowing?

They are trying to save you from reading Blanch posts after you are done mowing. They have your best interests at heart, brah.

They want access to your brain tissue so they can feed. Any other path causes them to have to bore through skull plates. Going straight through the eyes is the easiest point of entry into your skull. If they try your nose (snot jam) or ears (wax trap) they may not survive. No, they will go through your eyes...at least that is what they tell me.

Izzo Court wrote:
This makes sense.  I guess I will be mowing with a top hat.

I admire your skills, Mr Peanut.

Larry Kazamias wrote:
I admire your skills, Mr Peanut.

Don't forget the cane and the monocle.

Dr Draymond wrote:I always thought it was stupid of them too, because it kills them.

It's called suinsecticide©.