Is 40 bucks and a beer (Blue Moon) a decent rate

For some ass?

Whose ass? Yours or his?

Pics are forthcoming.

I prefer the all-you-can-eat buffet for $9.99. The quality isn't so great though, and you feel like shit afterwards.

Are you putting fruit in the beer?

y2kMgrad wrote:Are you putting fruit in the beer?

I'llbe putting something in something if all goes as planned.

Wait...what? You're over paying.

Should I remove the beer from the equation?

Why are you buying him a beer AND giving him money?

Throwback702 wrote:Pics are forthcoming.

Do you not understand what forthcoming means?

Snake Plissken wrote:

Do you not understand what forthcoming means?

Still waiting on this chick. Maybe I shoulda upped the ante and included 2 beers with my offer.

Throwback702 wrote:Pics are forthcoming.

Yeah okay pussy

Throwback702 wrote:Should I remove the beer from the equation?

You're saying you have to pay to get some on a national holiday, when everyone and their brother is lubed up beyond belief?

Sorry for you, dude.

Snake Plissken wrote:

Do you not understand what forthcoming means?

On 247 or means a perma ban. Wait, weekday am I banned for over there again?

InTenSity wrote:

On 247 or means a perma ban. Wait, weekday am I banned for over there again?

  I'm just a man over here like you

dubie7006 wrote:

You're saying you have to pay to get some on a national holiday, when everyone and their brother is lubed up beyond belief?

Sorry for you, dude.

40 bucks dude. I'll be paying twice that for dinner at Applebees.

Ass Dan wrote:

Yeah okay pussy

Patience my friend.

Well....were waiting.

SBSpartan wrote:Well....were waiting.

And the bar is high.

Heat Miser wrote:

And the bar is high.

I'm afraid you set the bar too high or maybe you broke the Internet in just the right away so a flood of pics

Lame.....

Snake Plissken wrote:  I'm just a man over here like you

Well, that's just not true. But whatever. Tell me again what crime against humanity I committed.

Throwback702 wrote:

40 bucks dude.  I'll be paying twice that for dinner at Applebees.  

What on earth do you buy at applebees that's $80? And I stand by my original statement.

InTenSity wrote:

Well, that's just not true. But whatever. Tell me again what crime against humanity I committed.

I've always told you what I could. In this case you should contact your local admin.

Holy shit. OK so I failed at taking the pic. The bitch pulled up her dress and had a piece of toilet paper stuck to her ass. I gave her $20 and a beer and she took off down the road with the open intox. WTF just happened?

Throwback702 wrote:Holy shit.  OK so I failed at taking the pic.  The bitch pulled up her dress and had a piece of toilet paper stuck to her ass.  I gave her $20 and a beer and she took off down the road with the open intox.  WTF just happened?

See now you have to go telling outrageous lies about this?  

Seriously considering going against the charter and dropping the ban hammer for this shit.

Throwback702 wrote:WTF just happened?

You made up a ridiculous story to cover up the fact that you were never going to get laid in the first place. Well done.

Throwback702 wrote:Holy shit.  OK so I failed at taking the pic.  The bitch pulled up her dress and had a piece of toilet paper stuck to her ass.  I gave her $20 and a beer and she took off down the road with the open intox.  WTF just happened?

You are a terrible person.

You suck at life, at posting and at lying.

MJ wrote:

You are a terrible person.

Yeah no doubt. Trust me though, once the skirt went up things went down hill. This chick was driving a Baretta and had the nerve to tell me her Mercedes was in the shop. We did share a black and mild, which was cool

Throwback702 wrote:

Yeah no doubt. Trust me though, once the skirt went up things went down hill. This chick was driving a Baretta and had the nerve to tell me her Mercedes was in the shop. We did share a black and mild, which was cool

Wtf r u talking about? English?

green night wrote:

Wtf r u talking about?  English?  

What didn't you understand? She was driving a beat up ride, pulled up her skirt and had remnants of her last wipe stuck on her ass cheek. We smoked a black and mild, which I enjoyed.

Throwback702 wrote:

Yeah no doubt. Trust me though, once the skirt went up things went down hill. This chick was driving a Baretta and had the nerve to tell me her Mercedes was in the shop. We did share a black and mild, which was cool

This thread sucks. The troll has done a better job. Think about that for a moment: Your posts in this thread have been worse than the troll's.

tGreenWay wrote:


This thread sucks. The troll has done a better job.  Think about that for a moment:  Your posts in this thread have been worse than the troll's.  

Yeah no worries. To appease you, I asked homegirl for an ass pic. Just gotta figure out how to post it from mobile