How the fuck do you find a decent Doc?

Trying to find a solid doc after a shit experience with my last one. How the hell do you find a doc? Whether it’s word of mouth, reviews online, etc etc it always seems like there are mixed opinions of the docs.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Trying to find a solid doc after a shit experience with my last one. How the hell do you find a doc? Whether it’s word of mouth, reviews online, etc etc it always seems like there are mixed opinions of the docs.

Based on my experience the 1st criteria for a primary care Dr. is they should be a female. Don't know which sexist attribute you want to credit but women seem to take more time and listen.

I always ask about their ring-size.

I've always found the ones with the smallest fist are best.

LooseGoose wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Trying to find a solid doc after a shit experience with my last one. How the hell do you find a doc? Whether it’s word of mouth, reviews online, etc etc it always seems like there are mixed opinions of the docs.

Based on my experience the 1st criteria for a primary care Dr. is they should be a female. Don't know which sexist attribute you want to credit but women seem to take more time and listen.

true.

my primary care physician is a dude.. I think I've met him once in exactly 23+ years. I typically see a female PA in the office I go to. Which is maybe once every 2 years or so. But she's cool.

as someone else said, word of mouth is probably the best endorsement.

Do you know any rich people? Ask them who they go to see and that's your best bet.

steveschneider wrote:Do you know any rich people? Ask them who they go to see and that's your best bet.

I think he lives too far from Wags.

Mostly word of mouth.
I definitely keep tabs on docs I know. I have a long list of those I would never send my family to. And some I would refer in a heartbeat.

Dendrobates wrote:Mostly word of mouth.
I definitely keep tabs on docs I know. I have a long list of those I would never send my family to. And some I would refer in a heartbeat.

not any of my business, but you seem too young to have a "long list" of doctors.

now old folks like me.. we don't even buy green bananas.. amirite, Goose? DWags? tGreenWay?

I've had to switch doctors a few times over the years because of various bullshit. I'm with a pretty hot young one as my primary care doc. I mean she's pretty good too but the hotness is a nice perk.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I've had to switch doctors a few times over the years because of various bullshit. I'm with a pretty hot young one as my primary care doc. I mean she's pretty good too but the hotness is a nice perk.

I'm happy that for a few minutes of your life you can be close to a hot woman.

LooseGoose wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I've had to switch doctors a few times over the years because of various bullshit. I'm with a pretty hot young one as my primary care doc. I mean she's pretty good too but the hotness is a nice perk.

I'm happy that for a few minutes of your life you can be close to a hot woman.

She has to touch my junk during my yearly physical too. Score! Although there needs to be another dude in the room like she's Nassar or something, so it kills the mood.

No anal probes yet. Soon enough though.

tGreenWay wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

She has to touch my junk during my yearly physical too. Score! Although there needs to be another dude in the room like she's Nassar or something, so it kills the mood.

No anal probes yet. Soon enough though.

So you pay a woman to touch your special purpose? Will she let you call her your girlfriend, too?

That costs extra.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

So you pay a woman to touch your special purpose? Will she let you call her your girlfriend, too?

That costs extra.

at least you get a sticker and a lolipop on the way out.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:Mostly word of mouth.
I definitely keep tabs on docs I know. I have a long list of those I would never send my family to. And some I would refer in a heartbeat.

not any of my business, but you seem too young to have a "long list" of doctors.

now old folks like me.. we don't even buy green bananas.. amirite, Goose? DWags? tGreenWay?

I know a lot about many physicians because I work with them.

Dendrobates wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: not any of my business, but you seem too young to have a "long list" of doctors.

now old folks like me.. we don't even buy green bananas.. amirite, Goose? DWags? tGreenWay?

I know a lot about many physicians because I work with them.

yeah that would do the trick.

(was hoping you weren't gonna come back at me with "MY MEDICAL HISTORY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, PUNK".. I would've felt bad).

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: yeah that would do the trick.

(was hoping you weren't gonna come back at me with "MY MEDICAL HISTORY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, PUNK".. I would've felt bad).

There’s still time. Do it, Dendro.

You rang?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Trying to find a solid doc after a shit experience with my last one. How the hell do you find a doc? Whether it’s word of mouth, reviews online, etc etc it always seems like there are mixed opinions of the docs.

Please merge with this thread:
https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t18471-anyone-else-get-anxiety-from-being-touched

tGreenWay wrote:

Dr. Strangelove wrote:You rang?

Are your hands soft and warm? The job is yours.

They are except for the scars and arthritis

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Are your hands soft and warm? The job is yours.

They are except for the scars and arthritis

Picture of hand

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: yeah that would do the trick.

(was hoping you weren't gonna come back at me with "MY MEDICAL HISTORY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, PUNK".. I would've felt bad).

There’s still time. Do it, Dendro.

Well.... I do have some serious medical issues, and I’ve seeb a few specialists . But that wasn’t what I was getting at.

Connections. If you don’t have them you’re going to have a rough time