Re: Give Kirk Cousins some motherfucking props in this thread Swill

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-02-04, 15:28

Attitude starts at the top in any organization, Snyder is a douche, and his management follows suite. If it weren't true, Kirk would already have a deal in place to stay there.
It would be a douche move to tag him to trade him and I suspect if they do it won't work out the way they hope and they'll end up eating part of Kirk's salary to get a 3rd or 4th round pick.
I like your attitude Cameron, but I think Kirk is too classy to fuck with them because all he wants is out.
On second thought, that is exactly what he should do because then he will have the control to dictate where he is traded

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2018-02-05, 10:56

I'm just gonna leave this here. It first ran last night during SB in the local ad window in the 4th quarter.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-02-05, 11:00

That's pretty funny.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-02-05, 11:01

Oh, and.

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by SawGreen 2018-02-05, 13:50

What's in Kirk's pocket?

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by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-02-05, 13:53

Probably a harmonica.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-02-05, 13:57

Dr. Strangelove wrote:I'm just gonna leave this here. It first ran last night during SB in the local ad window in the 4th quarter.

This will result in a swift and vicious rebuttal from our resident apologist. Any minute now...

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-02-05, 13:58

SawGreen wrote:What's in Kirk's pocket?

Something he got from Foles

by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-05, 13:59

I’m sure I’ll pay for this in another forum, but I thought that was pretty good.
Pleasedonthitmeimsorry

by Guest 2018-02-05, 15:03

tGreenWay wrote:I’m sure I’ll pay for this in another forum, but I thought that was pretty good.
Pleasedonthitmeimsorry

The Kring motors local ad was really sad.

This one was ok and tried to be humorous without being snotty/vicious/insulting.

by SawGreen 2018-02-05, 15:22

Floyd Robertson wrote:Probably a harmonica.

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by Guest 2018-02-06, 11:23

Breakdown of the QB market - Predicts Cousins to Jets.

2018 NFL Free Agency: Kirk Cousins, Drew Brees headline a top-heavy QB class

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-02-06, 12:19

SawGreen wrote:What's in Kirk's pocket?

chapstick...gotta go vertical

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-06, 12:59

Not a big nfl guy but why would he go somewhere like Cleveland or New York

by MSU addict 2018-02-06, 13:12

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Not a big nfl guy but why would he go somewhere like Cleveland or New York

Money.

Given the salary cap and what teams have in existing contracts, those two teams could pay him the most.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-02-06, 13:23

Don't know why anyone would go to Cleveland. New York is New York

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-06, 13:42

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Don't know why anyone would go to Cleveland. New York is New York

New York, specifically the jets - sounds awful

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-02-06, 13:43

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Don't know why anyone would go to Cleveland. New York is New York

Money

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-02-06, 13:45

If I were Kork Coupons I would go to Pittsburgh and tell Roethelisberger to retire.

by **DWags** 2018-02-06, 13:47

I don't know, with Cousins you get a crap load of other criteria that would make him choose a new place. I'm sure money is a huge factor, but I don't think that would be on top of his list. Winning too. If everything and all those stories are real that we hear, Does anybody think there would be some weird criteria we aren't thinking that might sway him to a certain team or city? I'm strictly thinking religious motivation. Or, do you think like every ball player, it's Money, then winning as one and two.

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-02-06, 13:49

I'm sure it's the raw milk availability #1, pasties #2, then winning and money

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 13:52

Why hasn't he donated any money to MSU yet?

by Guest 2018-02-06, 13:55

I.B. Fine wrote:I'm sure it's the raw milk availability #1, pasties #2, then winning and money

This man has his finger on the pulse of the Swill.

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 14:19

gHost Spartan wrote:I wish he'd go to the Buffalo Bills.

#BillsMafia

Ghost, did you ever listen to Marion in the 90s, bro?

by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-06, 14:20

KC needs to go where a team is ready, or mostly ready, to win now. If it means taking less money, so be it. If he goes to the Jets as a high paid QB it’s a set-up for failure. The team will keep losing and fans and especially the NY press will crucify him.

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 14:43

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Ghost, did you ever listen to Marion in the 90s, bro?
I did not.

Check out Ash's album "1977"

Check out Trailer, their album before that, bro. Jack Names the Planets, Uncle Pat, and Petrol are standout tracks.

You should check out Marion's This World and Body, bro. You'd def like it.

by **Cameron** 2018-02-06, 14:45

I think Arizona would be a nice spot for him to end up. Not sure what their cap situation is like, and that division is kind of tough, but they've got weapons and a decent defense.

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 14:56

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Check out Trailer, their album before that, bro. Jack Names the Planets, Uncle Pat, and Petrol are standout tracks.

You should check out Marion's This World and Body, bro. You'd def like it.
Trailer is a good album but if I recall correctly it was an EP with some extra tracks thrown in to make it an album.

You are correct.

by MSU addict 2018-02-06, 15:17

I am not sure how much of a factor money is. The difference between 1 million and 4 million may be huge, but IMO the difference between 25 million and 28 million - not so much.

I would think having a legitimate chance to win and a decent offensive line would be key factors.

Both can extend your career and increase your total earnings both through longevity and endorsements.

Hopefully, he learned something in Washington.

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 15:21

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

You are correct.

These guys, much like Marion, were unable to get to the next level. But they've got some great tracks. The bass player has played with Gorillaz and Muse. The drummer also played with Gorillaz. The artist who did all their artwork is the guy who does the Gorillaz artwork.

Nice. Not familiar with them. Will check them out.

Just saw they issued a 3-disc 20th anniversary edition of TWAB a couple years ago with a bunch b-sides and shit. Might have to order it.

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 15:53

Will do, although I don't know if I could ever get into a band called Playboy Manbaby Give Kirk Cousins some motherfucking props in this thread Swill - Page 9 502811600

You should go to a gin blossoms or refreshments show in AZ, bro.

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 16:07

Were you slam dancing or some shit? Give Kirk Cousins some motherfucking props in this thread Swill - Page 9 502811600

by **Rocinante** 2018-02-06, 16:57

These guys are kind of a modern Dead Kennedys but not as political

This might be the most asinine thing you've ever written.

by Guest 2018-02-06, 17:25

Rocinante wrote:
These guys are kind of a modern Dead Kennedys but not as political

This might be the most asinine thing you've ever written.

You're very judgmental at times.

by **Rocinante** 2018-02-06, 17:26

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

This might be the most asinine thing you've ever written.

You're very judgmental at times.

NEWSFLASH!!!

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 18:14

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

You are correct.

These guys, much like Marion, were unable to get to the next level. But they've got some great tracks. The bass player has played with Gorillaz and Muse. The drummer also played with Gorillaz. The artist who did all their artwork is the guy who does the Gorillaz artwork.

Dude, I'm digging that second track. Kind of reminds me of The Pains of Being Pure at Heart. You into them?

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 19:06

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Dude, I'm digging that second track. Kind of reminds me of The Pains of Being Pure at Heart. You into them?

I am actually friends with Kip Berman from Pains. I've met him a few times and have a signed copy of their first album. We're FB and Instagram friends. He's from Jersey too.

Nice. I only have Belong. Which one should I get next?

by **DWags** 2018-02-06, 19:09

Rocinante wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

You're very judgmental at times.

NEWSFLASH!!!

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 19:28

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Nice. I only have Belong. Which one should I get next?

https://news.tulane.edu/news/joys-being-peggy-wang

Lol, wut? I was looking for a recommendation for another Pains album, not an article about some Buzzfeed chick Give Kirk Cousins some motherfucking props in this thread Swill - Page 9 502811600

by Da Mayor 2018-02-06, 19:29

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Nice. I only have Belong. Which one should I get next?

Their debut is a masterpiece

Oops, didn't see this.

You into Camera Obscura, bro?

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